DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU

DUDE I ALMOST HAD YOU.

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You can have anything, as long as its a Corona™

YOU ALMOST HAD ME?

YOU ALMOST GOT ME?

watched the first film and had no desire to continue the series. good riddance

YOU NEVER HAD ME, YOU NEVER HAD YOUR CAR

Dude. You never even had your car.


a film by M Night Shamalamadingdong

I ALMOST HAD YOU BIG GUY

Is The Fast and the Furious carkino?

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No. It's a shit series overall. Not even meme-worthy.

>THIS IS BRAZIL!*

Disclaimer: Not actually Brazil.

The 3rd one takes place outside of the story, no undercover cop twists, just a guy drifting through tokyo, racing the yakuza, and cucking the antagonist. It was mostly untouched, aside from Han showing up in other movies, then them retconning it in 7.

8 years later this still makes me laugh

YOU ALMOST HAD ME?
I JUST SEVERED YOUR BRAKE LINE, FAGGOT
SEE """YOU""" IN THE SEQUEL, M8

The first one is pretty good, but the rest are terrible. I can tolerate 2fast2furious, but I can't be doing with all the boring heist shit in the others. Tokyo Drift is also shit, despite not being part of the main series.

was he standing on a crate?

>According to Google Dwayne Johnson is 4" taller than Vin Diesel

Mmmm, really makes you think.

>crates
Better than terrible camera angles.

>IT'S BEEN A LONG...
;_;

fugg why did he have to die?

I never realized how ugly Vin Diesel is

Fuck you and your hothead

Oh my God

I hate this dumb meme.

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Pretty clever technique desu.

ALMOST HAD ME?
YOU NEVER HAD YOUR PLANE

I agree

>mfw those here who make the photoshop baneposting and Evenposting gifs could go and work in Hollywood

Horrible cgi desu

>FINISHING THE RACE... WITH NO WINNERS

and so it was, Jai Courtney was born

kino action series.

nah, i's uncanny. He looks anywhere but at Vin

Bullshit nobody likes the tuna here
Well I do- WATCHO BACK

So what's the correct order to watch these movies in? I hear the 3rd one is the last.

WATCHO WATCHO WATCHO YO BACK! WATCHO BACK, WTACHO BACK!

To be fair though, Vince knew Brian was after that sweet, sweet Mia tuna, and he was just protecting his waifu from the Chad clearly after some poon. He did nothing wrong.

The correct order is to watch the first and second one and ignore all the others because they're fucking horrible.

same here ive never seen the other ones

As they were released, it's silly to shuffle them around.

HEY MAN HE WAS IN MY FACE

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was it kino?

>Liking "2 Fast 2 Furious"
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fuck its been 2 years since paul walkman died.

2 Fast 2 Furious is fucking tokyo drift and is the second worst film in the entire series(Tokyo Drift takes that honour). First one is the best and is actually a really enjoyable action movie.

Literally the only one worth watching since it doesn't have that bald faggot ruining everything.

5 6 and 7 were best because of bigger budjet.

1, 5, 6, 7, 4, 2, 3.

7 was the worst thing I've seen. It was like someone turned a rap song's video clip to a film. At least 2 seemed to be more self-aware.

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>not liking 2 Fast 2 Furious

EJECTO SEATO CUZ

Why was he holding the bottle like that?

It's probably the most retarded shot of all time

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I have been watching all of them, all I need to watch is Furious 7.

They aren't too bad, everyone and a while they'll have an extremely dumb scene, but Id say they are nice.

Tokyo drift is best so far though.

this one gets me every time

tokyo drift is the GOAT

This, why is everybody saying it's bad?
I really like it

I NEVAH NAHHKED ON NOBAHDY

Do you lads think the Fast crew would be famposters?

So, is this meme more old than LOST?

I mean fast and furious was in 2004

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>High school students

Vin Diesel is a fuckin moron.

So lies.

>BETTER HIDE THE BABY OIL

What a douche, making it about him.

>BETTER HIDE YOUR BIG GUY FOREHEAD

This will never get old for me

the opinion of a garbage human

I can never tell if people actually believe that this shot is supposed to look like they're facing each other or not. I mean, it does look kinda weird, but I honestly don't think they were going for a "forced perspective" effect here.

it is the only carkino we have. 5-7 are brilliant films. the others have their moments. no one else is even trying. everyone just likes whiny capeshit

best moment in 6, hands down

retard

people make everything about themselves

Remember this?

Tokyo Drift was the only kino. Debate me.

>best songs
>best setting
>best racing
>best cars

release order

Well, they're not supposed to be facing each other in that one, but that doesn't make it any less retarded.

This
I liked FF and FF2 too, because there they were actually racing and shit.

remember the old memes

Sup Forums was a good site back then

classics

weak bait

This shot is referencing all those gorilla (or maybe baboons, not sure, some kind of ape) documentaries. The males absolutely CANNOT look at each other's faces without fighting. They absolutely have to fight to the death if they accidentally look at each other face to face. It's their instinct.
They made this scene to show how much alpha and animalistic they are.

1=2>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>other shit

This.

People on Sup Forums are genuinely retarded.

pure carkino

5 is fun in a retarded kind of way.

Tokyo Drift is kino

Oh lord I rewatched this like 8 times and woke up neighbors laughing

Isn't Vinn a known power bottom?

And
>best girls
>best villain
>best black sidekick

Johnson could probably snap Vinnie in two. It cracks me up watching him pretend he's on par. Like a chihuahua yipping and snarling at a rottweiler. I say this as someone who prefers Vin's movies too.

1 > Tokyo Drift >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

It's a Facebook post, what did you expect

I don't get this pls explain

5 > Tokyo Drift > TF&TF > 6 > 7 > F&F > 2F2F

fight me

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