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need to get the brainded busybody brussels bureaucrats with banker's bonuses out of business edition

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Danz

ahhh yes

watched it last night
way more funny than scary

Sara

liam

man jaw

Glasgow food bank ran out of food a few days ago

But yeah a big recession would be great keep the poor and downtrodden relying on food banks while the rich hoard more money

Wish I had a girlfriend lads

sad

SMALL

how the fuck do we solve this

tfw most athletic
best fighter
most intelligent
more socially adept

on all of /brit/

its a blessing and a curse

anime

lower the population

too fucking crowded

what's your political ideology? how big is your willy? post body

genocide

dont care about glasgow, don't care about tories and don't care about food banks

If anything like this affected me I would just become a successful criminal and make loadsamoney

only the weak need to fear these things

Do NOT post that girl with that plastic face EVER AGAIN

who's the oldest cunt here

27 year old NEET me

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/

Lads, Germany is trying to take down May and get Corbyn elected.

convince everyone else to densely populate their countries

Not even worth continuing

willy is about 6 inches, but I still get alot of girls and never have a complaint

no pics of body but I'm pretty shredded at 6'0
political ideology is hard to say

Have to use Google maps a lot at work and always find myself zooming in and out of random places

80% of the countryside appears to be fucking golf courses, way too many

Kick non-natives out. Bulldoze their houses. Extend regular houses onto those lots.

what do the lads think of this male

genuine question, why do you enjoy anime? especially ones about little girls, as (i presume) a grown man?

LITTLE
CHINESE
HOMES

hmmm so this is why we're full

its just life lad
its just earth
just your mortal existence

chill it

Only about 3% of britain is countryside

More bankers bonuses so they can build bigger homes

wtf

its good

Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

30 year old KHV checking in

>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

dont get what this is saying

not good with maths xo

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>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

also can sprint 100m in under 11 seconds and almost compare with CR7 on the illinois agility test

hello wizard

show arsehole

good lad

0.999... = 1

>also can sprint 100m in under 11 seconds
yeah sure you fucking can
why are you posting on here instead of being a top athlete then

Evening lad

bet this utter nerd uses illusion school predominantly

>Someone fedora this (not my post, his post)

but isnt it all aimed at prepubescent girls

which ones do you watch

marine le pen is a bit of milf

tfw most athletic
best fighter
most intelligent
more socially adept

on all of /brit/

its a blessing and a curse

BIG

I'd send your jaw home in your back pocket soft lad

>can't break 10 seconds in the 100m
You must be so fucking fat.

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youtu.be/hOsOwKjlARI

Hmm

first time ive been here in a few weeks
old habits die hard

being a white guy who can do under 11 seconds in impressive compared to general population but going from 11 seconds to 10 isn't no small order
boxing is my main sport

10*0.999=9.990

9.990 - 0.999=8.991

brainlets

note that this only applies for the real numbers
in e.g. the hyperreal numbers, 0.999... is not 1 because 0.000...001 is representable

>-x
>-0.999

fuck off

what do we need to do to get out of the European Union?

might go down the local vietnamese joint for lunch

>under 11 seconds
O I am laffin. That's fucking secondary school tier retard. I can run it in 10.30 flat, fuck off.

asdfg

>boxing is my main sport
so is there anything you're not good at

...

*gives all brits in the general a hug*

ah yes the angry irish scrapper

you are nothing mate, you're talking to a supreme athlete

h-haha oh y-yeah

fake math

>but isnt it all aimed at prepubescent girls
Pic related anime about cute girls doing cute things is aimed at males 19+

cute
*hugs back*

literature and art
and chemistry

id launch your chin into the atmosphere

*stabs you with my penis*

what anime is this

i want to watch it and genuinely try to get into the mindset of a fully grown man who enjoys this stuff

didn't know brit was populated by fucking brainlet runts

Guys

Lysosomal storage diseases such as Tay Sachs and Niemann Pick which increase neuronal concentration of specific sphingolipids may cause enhanced dendritogenesis in heterozygotes.

Could this be the source of the Jew's cunning??? All those extra synapses??? HMMMM?

>that trainwreck grammar
clearly one of those things is not true

Absolute cretins itt. I was scouted by Harvard to join their black man running team (I'm white). Anyway I turned it down to pursue astrophysics. Still train occasionally though, recently broke 9.9 seconds actually.

Males virgins*

>I can run it in 10.30 flat
no you fucking can't you bellend
>lying on /brit/
the state of you

don't bother with him mate, he's all mouth

simply mention the word Wakefield and the cunt will be on his toes

partial to the idea of reinstating the death penalty but I can understand how it might become a legal quagmire

a tough one indeed

haha yes mate looks very mature *walks off and pisses myself in the distance*

why are british slags so alluring

could heem a taig skulls into the shadow realm

GB Olympic team won't stop spamming me with emails etc. Apparently the latest offer was a free ride on any of their female athletes if I showed up to 2020. Still considering it.

>supreme athlete

Don't need to be a supreme athlete to beat the head off you, I'll walk you down and pummel you until you have no idea where you are

not allowed to do physical activity otherwise my heart will explode

can you trace your life back to a singular moment or event, or choice from where it all went gradually to shit? I can. it was the summer holidas going from year 10 to year 11. I actually remember thinking fuck it, i'm just going to do what I want and fuck school and everything else off, what's the worst that can happen. stuck to that for a good 10 years, now my life is beyond fixing. I remember before that, I was doing really well in school, really good at a lot of sports, really competetive, good at swimming. don't even remember why i decided to just stop trying at everything, i think it was literally to spite my parents at the time. it worked. they split up over me at the time i think

yeah but why would a male aged 19+ want to watch that? isit just some kind of asian thing?

Positively howling at this "boxer" runt acting like the official /brit/ hard man. Little does he know I am unironically UFC Heavyweight champion Stipe Miocic.

don't know where cancerlad went

hope he's ok

check'd

i've always been lazy with grammar on here since it doesn't matter

the purpose of language is to effectively communicate a thought from one human mind to another, its a tool and using it functionally is all that matters in non-professional environments

who made these chucklefucks the kings of Europe?