/heem/: dominick cruz editon

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News:

>Roy Jones Jr. wants to fight Anderson Silva
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/jumping-on-mcgregor-mayweather-bandwagon-anderson-silva-and-roy-jones-jr-stump-for-co-headliner

>2 more fights added to UFC 209
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/with-2-late-additions-next-weeks-ufc-209-lineup-now-has-12-bouts-total

>UFC to host event in Singapore
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Schaub is God

/cody buttasspoop/

Is that on his calf?

Schaub bless

Reem bless lads

You are the biggest loser on all of heem

The op seems like such a cunt

cant we use the other thread?

I bet it would make him real mad:

why do I seem like a cunt, exactly

Gall Bless

wow thats a cool tattoo, I'm gunna get the same one

gee, I wonder

Nah

First thread wins

is it the thread wars that I'm not causing
i genuinely don't know, tell me

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Will Thompson get heemed by T-Wood

Livestream it

My thread got heemed :(

Nah, Thompson wins UD

he seriously has shit taste in tats.

BAS LOOKOUT!

Yes. Woodley 5th round KO

Thompson is on another level lads. He is going to use his superior intellect to win, you'll see

Just like last time eh?

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he has learned from that fight, Tyrone will still be le overhand manlet

gonna need it with those pillow fists

>Tyrone will still be le overhand manlet
>le rehashing conor phrases casual

Tyron has the better wrestling, better jiu jitsu, better muay thai, better clinch, better top-game, and of course has one punch KO power, only thing Thompson beats him at is point fighting, that is literally it.

>kept the schaub thread
ponderous

I'm glad to see you cucks getting flustered, your tears will be extra delicious on March 4th

>c-c-cucks

>Thompson at lighter weight couldn't be KOed by Woodley
>Thompson at heavier weight will definitely not be KO'd by Woodley

Also, all he needs to do is survive 10 minutes of the fight and Wonderboy wins.

>projection

Khabib/Wonderboy parlay, change your bum loifes

>I picked the bookie favorites guise

So brave.

Guys I was listening to the Joe Rogan podcast and is it true what he said about muslims being inbred? He said something like 30% of pakis in the UK have married a first cousin.

Conor Mcgregor vs Kona Magiga

Who wins?

>Ferguson/Thompson is the best choice

>actually listening to JRE
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

What are Kona's feats?

youtube.com/watch?v=l7L-KB__GxM

>ladies and gentlemen your thiccweight mvp

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p55POqbf8yE

Reminder this is exactly why callen is the fucking worst person on radio rn. Prove me wrong

Sid the sloth/10

I'm an hour in, didn't know Cruz was from a trailer park. He talks about his depression as well, seems a bit corny.

Very nice except why would you not be wearing a sports bra?

She has a brazilian face

Uniting the Kang and Shied tribes and fighting the white man to gain independence

anyone have a webm?
>instagram.com/p/BPLfnIKBV_I

has 2 million views o.O

I am honestly way more excited for T-ferg vs Nurmy than I am for T-Wood vs Stevie. Anyone elese know that feel?

do not obstruct my path

I know that feel, Khabib/Ferg is an adventure into the unknown

das cuz u a rayciss

How dare you sir, insinuate such a thing? The fact that Tyron is a filthy Nergo has nothing to do with it!

I can't wait for both. That card looks great.

*knocks on wood*

Treat me a Schaub
Treat me like a motherfuckin Schaub
Go ahead flush me down the toilet
>You Soft
Thats because I get an adequate amount of fibre in my diet

>would hit
>wouldnt tell anyone

lel

Which fighter does this picture apply to?

> not listening to JRE
SAD

So in 2015, when Ferguson beat the piss out of Josh Thompson, I said he would be making a run for the title, and I was right. So now I'm predicting that Robert Whittaker will beat Luke Rockhold when they fight and will then fight for the title against yoel romero.

once in a great while the guest overshadows joe's retardedness

who is ronda rousey

>Tfw don't really like Wonderboy that much
>Tfw only reason it'd be cool if he won is because I dislike Woodley more
>Tfw miss my podium sharing boy who's left the promotion
>Tfw Maia won't get his deserved titleshot

Absolutely, never in my wildest dreams did I think Ferg would fight Khalabeeb, especially since the latter threatened that he'd never fight again un the UFC unless it was for the belt.

please let ferg wreck khabib

think of the memes

dont worry, he will

Train by day, Joe Rogan podcasts by night. All day.

The guys I want to win always lose so you can guarantee the opposite of my picks win win

Tyron
Tony
Hunt
Rasheed
Lando

>Wanting Hunt to win

Why?

I hope he does but only after Khabib beats Mcgregor

underdog
Money

White cunt detected. You're shit and the UFC is shit.

im heavily leveraged in cancrusher memes

really need El Cucuy to come through

can we talk about this? Rogan opens every show with that quote but nick has never been on the show. What the fuck is that about?

>Overreem is fighting again
>he has 10 (ten) TKO/KO losses in MMA and another 3 from kickboxing
>he's been heemed 13 times (maybe more in training)
>he's been approved to fight one of the hardest punchers in MMA history

Why is this allowed?

WHO IS TRAVIS BROWNe

you never know with team jackson, overeem could very well go for cheeky takedowns and try to pound on hunt

be careful heem

>seems he's moving his head, covering up and attempting to throw punches back
>better stop this one
Meanwhile, at UFC 192

The Diaz brothers aren't exactly conversationalists.

underwears: taken care of

GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!

due are you for real? Barao was FUCKED. That stoppage was perfectly fair. If the ref let it keep going until barao actually hit the floor, he could have had actual neurological damage

What happened to this guy?

>Listening to that podcast with Cruz
>7 years ago I tore my quad from my knee, there's this healing sediment left behind or whatever the fuck my physiotherapist called it that's giving me these intense knee pains whenever I push myself too hard in the gym
>Taking breaks every now and then, like a week or two off to let it heal up before I go in again, don't want surgery
>Hear Cruz saying how he fought a championship round with his leg completely fucked up
>Hear how he fought injury after injury
>How he stepped up for a championship fight against arguably the best guy in the division at the time with a 4 week camp after a year of sitting out

>Meanwhile I'm bitching about my petty injuries
What matter of man is based Cruz?

How old are you, dork?

Why not? His chin's always been shit, it's not like his punch resistance suddenly left him like with Bigfoot or Vitor. He beat Hunt before, he can do it again.

It's because the Khabib and Ferguson fight is connected to McGregor.

Not even dude. Even if mcG retired from MMA tomorrow, it would still be one of the most intriguing fights of the year

>What matter of man is based Cruz?
>I'm not making excuses but 14 years ago i suffered with depression and that's why I lost to Cody

cruz vs barao is next right? barao maynard? cruz lineker?

Herb's inconsistency was more my point, though you're way overstating that Barao stoppage. Look at him at the end man.

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>Literal strawman
>Dodging question about his age

This desu.

Was on the excuse wagon from the get go

>dominick "i was fine until i got cut and then i knew i had to completely abandon my gameplan and go for broke" cruz

who believes that shit, he was getting wrecked from opening bell

UFC 209 is going to be a great card

>Woodley-Thompson 2
>khabib winning the REAL lightweight title
>the lando meme being decisively ended by a technically superior kickboxer
>bektic and bearjew picking up victories
>overeem winning a decision

tybura-henrique is also pretty spicy

he'll heem lando on next week's card

>biting your lip at another man

THIS LATE NIGHT /HEEM/ IS COMFY AS FUCK
love every here