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What happened?

Can you stop being butthurt.

Theres a reason popular obese actors end up killing themselves you know.

basically

WHO'S BUTTHURT?

There's more than one?

a french reporter told a bad joke

jonah got triggered, threw a fit and cancelled all his other interviews

thing is, women are very skilled at attacking verbally, because they get attacked with passive aggresive taunts all day since early age by their female peers.

>Some autist spent time making this.

You're probably the person who made the original thread.

You are.

>Yeah, no. I gotta go with a serious actor.

Why is jonah such a cuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=NwZD0pthP9Q

>bad

Jonah "The" Hill goes on French show
Female presenter tells him that she would prefer to fuck Brad Pitt and Leo
Jonah smiles like a retard and stutters out a "y-you too thanks"

These are terrible comebacks.

It was pretty funny desu. Not amazing, but it wasn't a bad joke.

Eli Roth's comeback is actually pretty decent.

Why did he get fat again? He looked alright when he slimmed down.

>Eli Roth
mate

That's Zachary Quinto

Christ, Jews look all alike.

>Eli Roth

>Eli Roth

Let's hear yours, playboy

kek

My wife is in a coma.

y..you too
*starts tearing*

>You fucking skank ugly cuck bitch. I make more than you in a day than you make in a whole year. Leo and Brad make 50 times more than you. They would ask YOU to leave to get us some coffee because they'd mistake you for housekeeping.

Pretty good if delivered right, than followed by an actual comeback

cringe, even Jonahs reply is better

salty as fuck. i can imagine the tears running down your face

t. nu male

Is her body found yet?

*unsheathes 4 footlong subs*

You guys are really bad at this.

That's pretty hot tbqh family member. Can i watch?

you missed the part where you set her on fire and rape her charred corpse on live TV you edgy piece of shit

John Belushi, Chris Farley, some would argue John Candy killed himself slowly. The realization that their weight is what makes them famous causes extreme self hate.

Let's do some more

No. They're all one person.

LEO HELP
TOO MUCH FROG BANTER

I doubt Leo or Pitt would even answer my call, honestly.

t. frequent masturbator

>you look like a pig in heat

You're talking about Jonah right ?

I thought walruses could swim?

>Don't french women have fantasies about rape by muslims? Oh, it's still about Bratt and Leo, well, I guess, good for you.

I had sex with your wife.

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just stop

I can just imagine Jonah saying this to himself at home as he paces up and down with tears streaming down his face.

This is genuinely good

desu senpai,never thought I would be so grateful towards the Frenchies.

Infinite ass blasting of the fat MRA crowd here. Also, James Franco's smile is so infectious.

Literal "I know you are but what am I" shit going on.

This Sup Forums garbage isn't funny.

That's just sad.

>Well,madmoizelle.. i know for a fact Brad & Leo are not into unkempt, hairy frogs, so there goes your chance. I'll might throw in a word for you if you let me hit it tho

DEY tooker

>Cool, but I wouldn't leave, because I paid for whole night.

kek, yeah sure it would be salty. It would be salty when after I say all that i'd stand up and proceed to shower the studio with money. I'd drop 100k right there because I could. I'd laugh as the mongoloid stuido audiance crawled around picking the money up. Then I would get my dick out and say the following:

>My cucks want to suck this? No? Well I will drop another 200k if you do. But no I won't do that, because you are all beneath me. Keep picking those bills up from the floor like pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. You might see Leo and Brad above me, and you're probably right about that. But look at you all. YOU'RE ALL BENEATH ME. How pathetic does that make you look? I'm outtttt.

well, you tried

No shit?
We've been victims of their unfunny jokes and memes for years now

Well

Conan's is pretty funny

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>Millionaire actor bantered to insanity.
>More news at 11.

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I would:

>teleport behind her
"Think you can get away with insulting me? Slut!"
>unsheathed my katana and spin into a tornado, slicing her into a fine mist
"Pshhhh, nuthin' personal frog"

>Americans attempt bantz

>jonah got triggered, threw a fit and cancelled all his other interviews
autism/10

>who you callin turkey

>That's good, if I wanted to disappoint 3 someones I'd visit my parents and fuck the dog

Cuck.

Frogs can't into self deprecation humor

This is just so bad.

>That's a good fantasy but if we're being real for a moment, the only way you're getting in that room is in a maid outfit and waiting for those two chucklefucks to call for room service

heh

>Then I think I'd go and eat out another frog
BTFO

Character acting, they don't want slim serious jonah hill, they want fat and jolly jonah hill.

i like it

keep up the good work

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are you that incapable of recognizing sarcasm?

IM

Oh wow you can see the moment he REEEEEEs internally

The only semi decent retort in this thread

>All these shit tier comebacks
I never thought i'd say this, but we need some aussies up in this thread

>actually using chucklefucks
>'decent'

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>Well, anyways I like it more when the girl is tied and asking me to leave.

You know this actually hurts because it's what girls always do to me.
I'm sick and tired of being the ugly friend.

>anyone being surprised that burgers can't into bantz

c'mon

Holy kek. They should make insecure tards think up comebacks to this legendary clip instead of handing out Rorschach tests.

That's some pretty blatant samefagging there friend.

>I don't even know you and I want to be added to the list of guys who have had enough of your shit.

Yeah, by comparison the current retorts would look so much better in that case

Don't be than.

>1 week has passed, and Americans are STILL unable to have a decent comeback
je ris chers anonymes :)

NUCLEAAAAARRR

philadelphia s. hoffman

who are these semen demons?

>You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.