Ylyl
Ylyl
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Kekd
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This is ylyl thread not celeb fap thread
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Why post this
MODS!!
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>once you go in it's ogre.wav
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but that is the truth
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i lost so hard to this...fuck
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I loved teenagers from uranus
>be me
>be in second grade
>have an uncut dick
>I discovered masturbation at 3
>I wanked every day
>so the fateful day comes along
>at volleyball practice and our coach tells us to line up and drop our shorts
>"O- oh no... its penis inspection day"
>my coach inspects everyone but me then he comes to me and looks
>"ooh we got a gold mine here..."
>he pulls down the skin, I didn't even know you could so I was like wtf man
>it's cold in the gym so, some steam comes up from my dick
>it's all smegma covered and it's creamy, he wipes some off of my dick and he tastes it
>Looks like a mozzarella but tastes like a parmesan
>turns out the principal caught wind of the situation and the coach got arrested for molestation
>most radical experience of my life.
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>tfw used to think sink threads were actually about sinks
I'm pretty much retarded.
Kek
That looks tasty
later, after plowing bitches, he helped found Sup Forums
good job user
This stupid piece of shit made me laugh way harder than it should have.