How do I become like the Driver?

How do I become like the Driver?

Put on driving jacket
Stick toothpick in mouth
Buy a classic car in primer grey
There you go

The next time someone askes you a question, count to 124782 before answering.

Step one: be attractive

Oh wait you failed :(

/thread

Fall in love with a married women and take care of her son while she waits for her husband to get out of jail, then give her back to him

You should drive.

Getting a job at cab company...

I'm not talking about looking like him.

How do I act?

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You... drive

Acquire Autism

...yeah.

I think there was a screencap around here where some guy acts like the driver and gets a gf and friends and they all try to copy his style

anyone has it?

It's not easy, you have to have loved and lost to capture his stoicism, his need to hide his emotions for fear of opening up and being exposed and vulnerable. It might be romantic to see in films but it's not a cool or fun way to live.

Remember, there is no downside to living like The Driver.

>it's a "Sup Forums gets flooded by drivers with autism who's hands are dirty" episode

Give children toothpicks.
Slap up bitches.
Wear extremely believeable life-like masks.

Kek.. lmao

Times you were literally the driver.

>11:30 at night
>pull into a waffle house
>pretty quiet, few people there
>sit at the bar
>waitress smiles at me
>I half smile back
>"What can I get for you, sir?"
>sit there for what feels like hours
>"...Yeah."

Thats my copypasta friend. I'm gonna need it back.

How about you take these dubs instead.

>"I reprocrate but remain vague and brooding"

what did he mean by this?
no really I don't understand english very well

amateur

FUCK YOU YOU STOLE MY DUBS

I don't talk much...I just say 'yeah' & 'nah' after minute long pauses.

Stab yourself and drive off into the night in a lame ending

won't that make me look like an autist?

Bingo

>be me back in hs
>sitting in last bench alone cause creep
>3 qt girls from class next to us come in our class
>one points to me then they come straight to me
>one says "my friends likes you can she sit next to you?"
>literally 10/10 smiles at me
>I stare at them for 3 minutes trying to figure out if it's a ruse
>they start feeling uncomfortable
>"...no"
>they make a wtf face
>"let's just leave"

10 years later im still kgv

Drive

I don't have a driver's license