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socialism edition

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1st for Diane Abbott

whoa

babestation

if you don't like women's feet you're gay tbqh

Vote Labour

>shilling for capitalism
sweetie you know they aren't going to pay you for that?

>shilling for socialism
sweetie you know they aren't going to pay you for that?

holy fuck i just had a seizure

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What's your favorite wanking method lads?

socialism is for all so it will eventually pay me once the red revolution happens

I'M HERE FOR A HORNY PISSING SESSION

hey you know where thailad be at right?
*gun cocking*
take me to him

good luck with that, I'm sure it will happen

they're laughing at us again

Cut out all female contact from your life. Do not talk to women, do not engage them except for the absolute minimum required.

If you need sex go to an escort (it's cheaper than a gf anyway). You will be amazed how great your life will become once it is rid of those parasites.

To do this you must first renounce all your bluepill ways and recognized women for what they are, vile disgusting creatures not worth the dirt under your boot.

are you familiar with the Jackrabbit Method?

It's just the same autismo yank replying to himself through the whole thread

state of him haha

Today was truly a blessing from Kev

>want to shag girl
>she says she's kinky so say i am too so she'll shag me
>invites me to her house
>just have vanilla sex but with harder spanking
>she says she wants to be degraded
>insult her a bit call her a slag
>she says she wants me to piss on her
>say "oo you'd like that wouldn't you"
>don't piss on her
>shagging her again last week
>she brings up the pissing thing again
fuck sake do i really have to

I tried being schizophrenic for a while, but it was too expensive

I couldn't handle all the invoices!

*laugh track*

good lad

Describe it to me in detail

so take your COCK in your HAND

font

Cut out all irish contact from your life. Do not talk to paddies, do not engage them except for the absolute minimum required.

If you need shitposting go to an aussie (it's funnier than a potatonigger anyway). You will be amazed how great your life will become once it is rid of those parasites.

To do this you must first renounce all your bluepill ways and recognize paddies for what they are, vile disgusting creatures not worth the dirt under your boot.

alri Rob

nary a word

*pisses on you*

Enjoy your piss girl mate

Kinky is a catch all term. Just say it doesn't make you comfortable.

need a gf obsessed with piss

Just pissed inside my gf

her initials arent "A.H" by any chance are they? this sounds exactly like a girl i was seeing for a bit, every time we saw each other she'd randomly say something like "oh and dont get me started on watersports"

do it you pansy runt

she only says it during sex so maybe she doesn't actually want it? i mean it's totally impractical to do it on her bed it might get on the carpet

just thought can any stds be passed on by piss? fuck knows where she'd been

you can piss on her while i shag her lol

can't imagine wanting to be pissed on

what the fuck do women get from it

need a big lad to laugh at my tiny willy in front of an audience of girls

no her name begins with an M, fucking grim isn't it lad

maybe they feel cold and don't own a water heater?

No mate you can't get STIs from piss

reeee go to bed normie

nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

if im honest i might have considered trying it if she just shut up about it or only brought it up every now and again, she was obsessed, and too right its grim, shame too because she was pretty fit

business idea: build a wall around the UK and make the EU pay for it

follow up business idea: rebuild hadrians wall and make scotland pay for it

follow up business idea to follow up the follow up business idea: state monitored ladder licensing

the more attractive a girl is, the more i am willing to do to/with her sexually

insane to think that i would literally eat the perfect girl's shit straight from the tap but her shit is the same as anyone else's shit

Your posts are really bad

Hello boys, M here

Someone piss on me

piss isn't that warm

If she's just saying it during sex she probably is just saying it because it sounds hot to her. Don't think too much into it.

why is it always a yank saying this? really don't care

Statistically, only one of these posters are white

>there are people out there that have never left NYC
is their entire life just this?
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don't reply to the spic

FUCK THIS HOT WEATHER

A massive spider just claimed onto arm, big aggressive black fucker, I managed to trap it in a plastic bottle what do I do with it

Dunno how hot countries like Australia deal with these predators.

no it's a lot warmer than you expect

t. have pissed on myself in the tub

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let it go outside

kev's dream

take a pic and upload it here

thanks wanted to be sure

yeah i mean she hasn't asked me about it when we're not having sex so hoping its just like a fantasy like she's already turned on so she's listing ways she'd like to be degraded or whatever, i think i would instantly regret it the moment piss started to leave my penis

hope so ahaha

>puerto rico
yeah sure you love to piss all over women after you've cut their heads off for the cartels

a lot of girls seem to be into piss

they are probably jealous that we can blast their faces with cum and they want to blast our faces with something. standard penis envy

just squash it ffs

they call him the

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Let it bite your ballsack

>a lot of girls seem to be into piss

is....is this true?

>tfw life goal to drunkenly piss in public with gf on way home from night out

>after you've cut their heads off for the cartels
wrong cunt, those are the Mexicans
pussy runt

make it a little hat and gloves

you never pissed in public with a girl?

so you don't speak spanish?

Got a date tonight but quite nervous because I always manage to fuck up in some way and second dates are rare.

lmao

no

no, ive only ever had one girlfriend and she was pretty shy/timid(i was at the time to be fair) and no i suppose we just never got around to it

Spiders are nothing. A fucking huge wasp got into my room earlier buzzing and angry, scared the crap out of me

Nah I'm not cruel

Its kind of nice watching it squirm and struggle

I'll let it outside though

Or at least I'll open my window, open the bottle cap and let the bottle fall down

>they harvest the cereal, the husked plant
grain?

Have you tried being yourself?

have a spot of whisky before you leave la

wish I could speak Welsh

might learn it when I'm finished with uni

sure you'll get to piss on the next one mate

If the pizza man takes 2 hours to make 1 pizza and drive 5 minutes again I may blow a gasket.

i dont really want to piss ON her, just with her, also
>next one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i'd rather have a fanny pissing on me than be the one doing the pissing 2bh

spiders are bro tier. they eat flies and shit that are actually annoying. spideys just sit around in a web and don't bother you

today is the oldest you've ever been

and the youngest you'll ever be again

let that sink in

good lad

yeah, you don't get giant house spiders in yankland so you don't even know

>let that sink in

yes we do. we get much larger spiders than you, and we actually get poisonous spiders.

I changed mind and just let it roam free outside my room, let it establish its own fly eating civilisation

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good lad

Seriously thought are alot of girls into pissing? This isnt fair

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brainpain's reese basses give me asmr

You don't get house hippos in Bri'un.

...

no but reckon you could talk them into it in the shower

t. virgin

*blocks your path (away from the negotiating table)*

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