Why didn't he just do anal? She was up for it

Why didn't he just do anal? She was up for it.

Prime Lea

the 50's was less degenerate, so she was not up for it. she most likely wanted to make out maybe worse case a hand job

her rectum was a little dirty

This is only hot because she's not your mom. If it was your actual mom in that scene you wouldn't want to fuck it.

anal is halal idiot, shes still a virgin that way

This
I love incest porn but thinking about my own family members that way is a turn-off.

Anal hygiene was non existant in the 50s, they didn't even wipe after nasty shits. that's why they wore so much perfume and make up, they also didnt have showers back then, hence the reason people wore those curly wigs and caked their face with white powder

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if you knew how anal works, especially with someone who has never put anything in there, there is some serious prep time needed to not have shit on dick.

Your intestines don't work like that you moron.

I'd destroy her asshole and make her cum at least 15 times.

>tfw shit on my dick every time after anal
This is nothing like my porn kinos, they must flush the girls ass out with water and enemas or something.

>Your intestines don't work like that you moron

what did he mean by this? in relation to anal?

The girls in porn that do anal with no shit actually use colonoscopy bags for poops. Most professional porn actresses have had surgery to ensure that poop will never leaves their butts but instead through a tube into a bag. That's why there aren't any full body shots of the girls that do those scenes.

Of course they do. Did you think they just went in blind after a stinky shit

>full body shots
what?

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my friend did anal once and lost his dick to the girls stomach acid, it ate right through his foreskin on down his shaft until the acid stopped near his base. then his dick fell off. you gotta be real careful about doing anal with a girl, make sure she takes some Tum's or Pepto before hand to make the stomach acid nonlethal

This. If that girl was your actual mother from the past you would be very uncomfortable, not turned on in the least unless you were mentally ill.

It's so long ago that she has little resemblance to the present day Mom you're familiar with. She's like a cousin of similar age, doesn't give out any maternal feelings towards you, is banging hot, and she blatantly wants you.
You would not have the resolve to say no.

Reddit. Out. Get out, Reddit. Out. Now.

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I have an oedipus complex

Im extremely introgued, tell me more. Any articles? Interviews? Some behind the scenes info on the bizznizz?

Human beings didn't learn to wash until the invention of the internet. Before then anal sex was probably cleaner than pussy sex anyway, so Mcfly fucking his mom would have been (by their standards a good thing). It's a pity we never go to see Michael J Fox shoot his load up his moms back passage because it would have taught us all to have sex with our moms. Then we would all be happy and there would be no need to jerk off to waifus on silly chans like this one.

The 1950s were not the 1750s...

I remember seeing a vid on efukt where a girl got rammed so hard her colostomy bag burst open and shit poured out everywhere

Suffice it to say, I came very hard

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It's true Porno bitches like to wear bags. That shit is so sexy. Colonoscopy Whores Vol 4 is a personal favorite of mine.

Found the virgin.

>That's why there aren't any full body shots of the girls that do those scenes.

what the fuck are you even talking about

Once i had anal with my gf and it hurt me so much. Never doing that shit again.

So what? You don't need to copulate with a female to know elementary biology.

Return to /r9k/

experience > knowledge

back to with you

And here we have someone who has never inserted something into an asshole or seen someone do it.

coffee enemas I think

Guy's, I just pooped and the poop was all runny. Is this normal? I'm scared that my poops will be like this in the future.

I think they use green tea these days user

Fuck you, normies pieces of shit. I'd fucking tear off your skin and roast you alive if I ever saw you walking in my street, so get the fuck off my website you degenerate scum.

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What colour was it

It was brown just like normal poops, but not solid. I've never not had solid poop.

You're the normie for having never inserted something in your ass

Back to 9gag kiddo

>implying you ever leave your room

Nah senpai, I'll keep enjoying myself and fucking women and be happy. Enjoy your piss bottles and shit jugs.

Internists aren't Hollywood plastic surgeons, they're not going to give a colostomy to someone who doesn't physically need it.

My best guess would be anal cancer

Blah blah blah blah blah, shut the fuck up already. We both know your degenerate lifestyle is a direct result of your own shortcomings, mainly: lack of intelligence and morality, so don't you come to me and pretend like your filthy, grotesque behavior is something to hold over anybody's head.

Elliot? Is that you?

>degenerate
>lack of intelligence
>filthy

You piss in bottles and shit in jugs. You are the definition of the things you just called me. Does it really hurt you so much to know that the vast majority of Sup Forums aren't autists but merely come here to mock the most pathetic forms of human life on the planet?

Nice assumptions, but as expected of the likes of you, all false.
Leave it to normies to not see the irony in ridiculing someone for defecating in receptacles before whining about how their penis got a brand new coat of brown paint because they couldn't control their ape-like instincts.

>implying I do anal

Too much effort to fuck a girl in the ass. You'd know that if you ever left your house.

>insert cock into butthole
>have a fantastic time fucking a tight hole
>withdraw to move onto the main event
>stinky poo flecks all over the shaft
>mood killed
This has happened to me. I really just wanted to bleach my cock after that.

I've seen my mother's high school photos and I'm gonna have to disagree with you there user.

I'd rather not leave my house if it meant I live a purer life than you retarded monkeys.

I'm out. You're obviously too much of a cretin to grasp what I'm saying, not like I expected anything less. Have a nice empty life.

Fucking hell there's something about her that makes me want to have hot, primal, sweaty sex with her. I wanna rut with her like a filthy, loud fucking beast.

Is something wrong with me lads?

>the 50's was less degenerate
ahahaha

Actually I'd say there's nothing wrong with you. You just find a woman so attractive you want to have a meaningful sexual relationship with her. She brings out your natural desire to breed.

So am I

How dare you talk shit about my decadefu

And there it is, the admission of being a parasitic, degenerate, useless NEET. Like I said earlier, fuck off to /r9k/ or better yet fulfil your dreams of necking yourself.

YOUR supposed to fuck HER ass, silly

Best to flush out a girls rectum with Jez fluid or cosmoline up your dick to protect it (also a good lubricant)

>i never go outside

youre retarded if you think things didnt get worse

we have a sex culture of stone age

Pathetic.

>coffee enemas I think

Are you supposed to drink the coffee or pump it in?

Holy shit you dumb niggers anal requires preparation

And then you wonder why do you get shit on your dick

Why don't you leave, faggot? Is it because you have nothing better to do?

>pathetic
This is how the entirety of the human race, from small child to the elderly, view you.

>jeez, you take it in the ass too?

>faggot
Degenerate and homophobic? Wow, and you're stupid enough to attack others, glass house.

>the 50's was less degenerate
Nice revisionism you got there, Sup Forums

There I showed the little fella the way to his original nesting spot
Good deed done for today

>he is gay and call other's degenerates

It's hilarious how pathetic /r9k/ is.

Victorian era
>can have sex with kids, take naked pictures of your nine year old niece and no one cares
>do whatever drugs you want, kings have been addicted to them

now
>can smoke weed in a few places
>can have sex with men (over 18)

we are in a boring conservative age my friend, where the biggest social issues are bathroom use and who will be the next bad president

The greatest thinkers of humanity, the Greeks, often practiced cultural homosexuality, yet that was far from degenerate. However, you wouldn't know that, given you haven't had a deep thought once in your life, much less the humility to partake in greater thoughts.

did it taste sour?

still hot

porn was gold dust
women were actually desired
men didn't risk prison time for courting

it was a different time indeed

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>Greeks destroyed
>Romans destroyed

Faggots get destroyed because homosexuality is deviant. Once the door is open for one type of degeneracy an infinite torrent rushes in. People like you are inherently degenerate and mark the imminent collapse of society. You'd know that, but you're a shitposting NEET shut-in fag on an anime message board.

Relax,Is just a edgy teen that is exploring boards out of the contaiment ones for the first time,he thinks every board is as edgy as them, most likely he doesn't even realize how much of an ass he is on decent boards, he'll be tired of this in a couple of minutes and start missing the trap threads on Sup Forums and go back to wank his little pecker in no time.

It was kinda orange but it didn't tasted kinda metallic

I'm not even a NEET. i graduated high school with really good grades.

do you think she'll even look at george mcfly once she got a taste of that marty cock?

fucking her would doom the mcfly destiny.

It's ok to like feminine penis, user. It's not okay however to like people with masculine penises.

>NEETS can't have good grades
yes they can

Because shes an idiot. Kids are probably Idiots too. If my kids ever children that dumb i'll disown them.

>not wanting to put your cock inside where you came from

You're a fucking CIS shitlord

I did anal with my exgf once and she somehow managed to get pregnant with a turdbrown baby. She was so ashamed she wanted nothing to do with me except for some financial support which I insisted upon. We're keeping in touch from time to time. She now lives with the kid and some grown turdbabies in a sort of assisted living arrangement. I asked family and friends to donate to their cause and they've all been very cordial.

I tried anal once as a teenager and never again. Yeah it was tight but I would much rather fuck pussy. If I liked assholes I'd just fuck dudes they're way easier to fuck

Did the kid become the leadsinger of U2?

Is this real?

>chamber of guf
fucking jews
why always them?

Yes

Now compare the 50s and now, instead of the victorian era

Yea it's a real disability severly affecting the child for life with low IQ, short, aggressive temper and compulsive chanting and screaming.

Sounds like Sup Forums.