Wake up

>wake up
>open my eyes, lift my forehead fat from them
>its annother great wensday morning
>Time for tendies!
>I roll out of my super fast racecar bed
>struggle to stand up
>Finally stand up, take a breather frommy daily excercise
>decide to keep on my favorite rainbow dash onsie, the special one that i wont ever let mommy wash
>"MAAAAAAAAM! GIMME TENDIES YOU FAT WHORE!"
>no response
>start to stomp on the ground, the tile floor cracks more
>MAAAAAAAAAAM!"
>i hear a sigh and soft weeping, she must be awake
>"BABY BOY HUMGIEEEE"
>"sniff.....yes honey..." the fat whale replies
>its been 2 minutes, im getting impatient
>squeeze myself out of my room and see whats taking so long
>shes writing a letter with her right hand, a steak knife in the other
>"MAAAAAM. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>she doesnt turn to look at me and finishes her sentence
>looks me in the eye
>a single tear rolls down her cheek

contine?

no fuckoff faggot

Pls continue

keep going friend

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>"user......"
>the fat whore cant finish her sentence, shes choking up
>"WHAT IS IT MOMMY"
>"i.....i cant do this anymore...." she says
>i dont feel like listening to what she has to say
>"MAKE ME TENDIES YOU FAT WHORE
>she closes her eyes and prays
>shoves the knife into her neck and screams
>Im in shock
>suddenly realise that no mommy means no tendies
>she falls to the floor and convulses
>"MOMMY WHATS WRONG"
>she doesnt answer me, but looks me in the eye and smiles
>she groans, then lies still
>shesdead.mov
>fuck, my tummie is growling and i dont have tendies
>im angry, so i let out my mighty roar
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>new daddy rushes out of mommys bedroom
>"ayo wut the fuc-"
>he sees mommy dead on the floor
>he screams and runs out of the house
>fuck, i was just about to ask him for tendies
>push mommy to the side with my foot because shes in front of the fridge
>theres no tendies

Continue? i need breaks to think of things

Keep going user

Bump more tendies stories please. 26 year old wagecuck who just became a NEET due to heroin addiction, these stories make my blemis tickle

Continue, user.

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yay more continue

>slam the fridge door shut
>start to REEEEE
>decide that i have to go buy some
>struggle to fit my stomach through the door, finally manage to get outside
>thefuckisthatbluethinginthesky.jpeg
>outside is weird, mlp made it look better
>decide to choose the right way, maybe the store is that way
>twelve steps in and i start to sweat
>how the fuck do people survive out here
>24 steps in and i feel my man tiddies leak
>i cant do this
>look behind me, dont recognise any of the houses
>ive never even seen my house, oh fuck
>lay down on the ground for a nappie
>close my eyes and try to sleep
>get waken up by someone yelling "HEY, WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING ON MY YARD"
>my eyes bolt open and i lift the forehead fat off of them
>its some stupid old bitch
>i REEEEE at the top of my lungs and sprint away
>i didnt get very far because im coughing very hard now
>i come to the conclusion that my mlp onesie is weighing me down, it is covered in peanut butter and sweat
>strip it off and start walking to the store in my undies
>my body feels itchy, its been eight months since ive taken it off
>decide to take annother break after two minutes, im getting much better at this
>lay down on the ground again and close my eyes
>i wake up again to the sound of someone yelling at me
>"hey fatass, i thought elephants were only kept in the circus"
>i sit up and look at the mortal who taunts me, its a few teenagers pointing to me and laughing
>imnotgoingtotakethis.jpeg
i take a step forward
>something hurt my foot
>i look down, it was a rock
>"OWWWWIEZZZZZZ" i scream
>the teenagers are laughing harder and recording it on their phones
>ive had enough
>i take off my undies and turn my butt to them
>"TAKE MY POO POO BLAST"
>i poo poo as hard as i can, sending a beam of poop
>i actually just shart a little bit
>theyre in tears
>ive beaten them, theyre crying in fear
Cont?hitlimit

keep going

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God tier tendie story, please, don't stop, user

Bump, continue OP

Sorry, i had to go earn GBP for mommy

>stride past those naughty naughty teenagers
>feeling confident, i make a whole three minutes before having to take a break
>Im stopped at a 4 way intersection (anime taught me that big word)
>i choose correctly, i see the magical green letters of "Publix" on a big building
>there are those metal boxes with wheels going fast past where im standing
>dontknowwhattodo.jpeg
>i decide to go when there is a gap
>i see a gap and sprint to the median
>didntrealisethattherearetwolanes.jpeg
>one of the boxes makes a really loud noise
>I let out a panic REEEEEE
>the car stops and i waddle past as quick as i could
>i make it to the median and none of the boxes are moving
>make it past safely
>ive finally made it to the store, my mouth waters in excitement
>i walk into the building and people look at me weird
>forgot that i was naked, oh well
>i go to the big glass boxes and look for tendies
>i found tendies!
>they float out of the big glass box and speak to me
>"ive been waiting for you user..."
>"TENDIES!!!!" i scream out
>i wrap my arms arround them
>my eyes burst open, im looking at a white celing
>my head and butt really hurt
>"doc, hes awake"
>did you just fucking assume my gender
>"finally, its been weeks"
>i look over at the doctor, and he speaks to me through a white mask
>"user, youve been in a coma for two weeks after getting hit by a car"
>yeahright,jpeg
>"WHERE TENDIES" i yell out
>"...tendies?" the doctor asks
>before i can answer the dumbass, i feel myself fall asleap again
>i wake up once again in the same room all by myself
>ivehadenough.mov
>I rip the needle from my arm and tummy and open the door
>im feeling a little dizzy, but thats not stopping my tendie quest
>nurses scream as i hobble past them like sonic the horgehag
>i break out of the hosiptal's front door, people from the waiting room are screaming
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE" i scream out, sniffing the air

ending this one right here to let people know im back

Kek glorious

So sad. Mommy couldnt just shoot herself, instead used a fucking knife. Must be horrible living in the uk.

>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure.
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady.
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right.
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared.
>Start waddling over to the lady.
>She recoils back in horror.
>Keep waddling over.
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground.
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear.
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie to make me stop yelling

someone screencap

Continuing

>i look around, trying to find a store
>i decide to go left this time, based on my superhuman senses that mommy said i had
>im very dizzy now and the needle hole is bleeding alot
>i hobble along until i find a bench to sit down on
>sit down on it and feel a bad pain from my butt
>"OUWWWWWEEZZIEEEE"
>hear laughter
>its those fucking teenagers again
>i get down on all fours like a bull and roar
>I start to charge at them
>trip over my hand
>faceplant
>now my nosie is bleeding
>i lay on my back, accepting death
>wait im not going to die like this
>I stand back up, panting and coughing heavily
>the teenagers are laughing so hard theyre rolling on the ground
>I walk the other way, a true gentlemen does not fight
>after an agonizing five minutes i see a street vender
>hemighthavetendies.png
>sprint over
>bump into his cart and it tips over, oops
>doesnt bother me
>"DOES YOU HAVE TENDIES"
>he looks mad
>"bro you knocked over my fucking hot dogs"
>"NO USE BAD WORDS"
>punch him in the face, he falls back and hits his head and starts convulsing
>What a low life, cant even take a single tap
>search his cart, no tendies
>suddenly im tackled to the ground
>"STOP RESISTING"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>"I SAID STOP RESISTING"
>my arms are tied behind my back
>shit ive been arrested

taking a break, continue?

put me in the screen cap

This is shit tier GBP posting, it can get screencapped into infinity but no one will ever post it in the "best of" threads. The sad one or two that might try to spread this will be lucky to ever get a (You) aside from the occasional "not funny" or "fuck off" replies.

This shit isn't funny or even somewhat original, so fuck off