What was the biggest lie somebody ever told you?

What was the biggest lie somebody ever told you?

What was the biggest lie you ever told somebody?

I will start:

> We will always be together
> I love you

its safe to cross the street

>What was the biggest lie somebody ever told you?

that there was a Santa Claus

MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL
I VOTED FOR HILARY

People tell me to trust other people.

You can't get Aids from this.

You can't get aids from this.

Well fuck, user. You uh. You got da AIDS?

>I'm pregnant.

>I love you.

>Giving niggers money in the form of welfare and foreign aid is wayyyyy more important than white people colonizing the solar system.

No. Was that a lie?

Well shit please inform us

"No, I didn't try to kill myself."
I succeeded.

it's so big!!!

Lmfao I get this all the time

"You're too deep"


>tfw only 6.5 inches...

>tfw only 10 inches

Tfw only 11 inches

>scientists buried dinosaur bones to make you doubt God.

> We just want to help you

>"send nudes"
>"okay wait"

>tfw only 36 inches

god put you here for a reason

If you're female...

Send nudes. We'll repay the favor. You can trust us here.

everything is going to be ok.

>The nazis were the bad guys
>yea I'll love you forever

I promise i won't cum in your mouth

If you catch someone stealing, they say, they have been caught red handed. But everyone knows the hands are black.

send bobs and vagene

>Hello.