Norm Macdonald Live | Stephen Merchant

It's online.

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So it is

Why is his hand shaking?

God bless you OP

Fuck yeah Norm's back (again)

pretty good so far

>YOU'RE A CIS MALE

The Andy Griffith story murdered me.

whats it about

Fucking great

Steven walked right through the Real Jerk initiation though

My dog, growing up, had an eating disorder

he wouldn't eat any of my homework

>that Dirty Johnny joke

few days late to the party op

faaaaaaaaaaaaar from these shores...

we did it bros

is Norm okay? that hand shacking :(

it's weird without an intro

The youtube upload was the one late to the party.

Merchant's a bit of a cuck

> All that Jimmy Savile talk

Wew

Do Americans even know about Savile?

>In January 2013, a joint report by the NSPCC and Metropolitan Police, Giving Victims a Voice, stated that 450 people had made complaints against Savile, with the period of alleged abuse stretching from 1955 to 2009 and the ages of the complainants at the time of the assaults ranging from eight to 47.[18][19] The suspected victims included 28 children aged under 10, including 10 boys aged as young as eight. A further 63 were girls aged between 13 and 16 and nearly three-quarters of his alleged victims were under 18. Some 214 criminal offences were recorded, with 34 rapes having been reported across 28 police forces.[20]
holy fuck, had to look it up

I don't remember there being noticeable cuts in other episodes, seemed to happen when Norm was getting full crude then it cut and he'd ask a serious question. I hope Norm isn't legitimately losing a grip on reality, because he sure looks and sounds like it.

Norm has said that he has anxiety, but I didn't think it was this bad. Or maybe it's a side effect from him quitting xanax.

He literally went into morgues, fucked around with the bodies, and stole their glass eyeballs

yeah these are all pre-recorded and probably decently edited.

They've already got a few months worth of episodes according to the producer.

I sure hope norm isn't losing it, but I think he'd at least go out with style if he was. I remember hearing his brother is schizophrenic.

Before his death:

> Bit of a weird guy
> But very popular entertainer from the 70s/80s
> Raised millions of £ for charity
> Knighted by the queen
> First-name terms with royal family

And then after his death we all found out...

> Raped literally hundreds of children
> Fucked amputees, disabled women, the elderly
> Had his own special private room at one of the largest hospitals in the country
> Prime position as the country's voice of the youth meant he had a constant stream of cunny
> Got into fucking corpses
> Lived with his mother until her death
> When she died he left her room exactly as she left it
> Buried in a coffin encased in concrete at a weird 45 degree angle

I mean this guy was a real jerk

>Norm: you know you're a cis-male?
>Stephen: No, I don't..what is that? Is that new?
>Norm: Yeah C-Y-S-M-A-L-E, cis male.
>Stephen: What does that mean?
>Norm: Well it means you were born a man-
>Stephen: as far as you know
>Norm: -yeah, as far as I know, and you identify with being a male.
>Stephen: I don't understand, is this a new phrase?
>Norm: Yeah, it's a way of marginalizing a normal person.

Norm is savage.

SPORTS

>and there was pride where there was once shame

what the fuck is wrong with the English?

how do you even get away with that.

You build up a network of trust, laugh off any suggestion that you're up to no good, never talk about it publicly, and most importantly make sure your victims are always people who would never be believed over uncle Jimmy

>I mean this guy was a real jerk
should've spoilered that part

yeah but this shit only happens in England.

did you hear about those tanned Englishmen who raped all those girls in Rotherham?

Does he talk about Karl?

It's just more of the vibe we got from season 2. Norm just doesn't give a fuck, he's rambling about stuff, the guest is uncomfortable... Funny sometimes but heh

Season 1 was perfect, Norm was engaging his guest and his timing was much better

yeah he gets Eget to ask questions about Dilkington and make himself look like an ass.

The more I learn about this Savile guy the less I care for him.

What time?

I'm not sure.

Just watch the whole episode. That part is among the least interesting.

WHERE CAN I GET THAT HAT?

>Are you an old sea captain? Are you drunk on rum?

lmao

>get a couple dozen of your mates and go down to that buckingham palace and kill the old bag

When is his memoire coming out?

>Norm just doesn't give a fuck

He's very complimentary to the Office and Extras and stuff, while doing his schtick.

I too would like the hat

lol achmed got triggered

>Who was the better man: Dr. Martin Luther King... or Stalin?

Funniest thing I've seen in while.

I wish he was more successful. God bless the internet, because there's no way that shit would get on TV.

Your dad's alive, right?

>he fired the kalashkinov in an arc... like a farmer would with hay, with a scythe. And sure enough, men would fall like hay before him. And then the women. And by God, I'm ashamed to say it, the children.

Imagine if it were Gervais

>I mean this guy was a real jerk
>PPFFFHHAAAAHAHAAAA OH GOD

Ricky's been possessed by a cartoon witch for the past 20 years

tomorrow 6:00 PM PST

-Jay

>Raped literally hundreds of children
>Fucked amputees, disabled women, the elderly
so... just another white guy?

cracker

Try taking a look at black crime statistics some time

faggot

try reading a book on African history and colonialsm, whitey

Merchant seemed like he hated every minute of this.

nah he was quite into it actually

Kino joke at 1:03:55

I don't this no he knew who norm was or what he was about. He seemed kind of confused and uncomfortable at first, by then you see him kind of figure it out and start to enjoy it.

NORM IS BACK __ FUCKING THE TFREAK OUT

>video is private

reported

Around 32 minutes

lol, someone fucked up.
looks like it will come out properly on monday like it was supposed to

>That Louis Theroux doc where he spends a week with Saville
>Louis goes to bed
>Saville gets drunk and starts talking to the cameraman
>Cameraman keeps rolling without Saville knowing
>Saville talks about having his boys lock people up in the back room of his nightclubs so he could beat the shit out of them for fun
>Says he threatened cops by saying he "wouldn't protect" their daughters in the club if they did anything about it

Wew lad

Damn, paused it and came back and it's gone oh well

>tfw I watched the whole thing

get cucked

why the FUCK is it private all of a sudden

>You remember the Arab Spring?

ded

Merchant returned to England

>"You only have white men on the show"
>"Because it's supposed to be a comedy"

There's a pretty jarring cut after that. I wonder what they said.

>be Norm
>call himself a comedian
>bombs at the bog saget roast harder than The Situation

nah im ok famalam

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im gonna kick norms ass

Based Norm

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

Norm being funnier than any comedian, and without a bunch of cherry picked written jokes by other people.

the guy is a hack and his humor is for inbred retards.

here's your reply

P A S S W O R D

WHY PRIVATE

DIDN'T HE APOLOGISE ENOUGH

>Watching it now with a clenched butt, hoping youtube doesn't mess up

It's a misconception that being spontaneously funny in social situations is somehow harder than writing stand up sets.

just look at PFT

I would disagree. If it is though, as a standup you have the added benefit of trying out material and seeing what hits and what misses in smaller crowds. You also are able to take your time and wait until you're ready.

But also a lot big names have writers for their stand up. Which is what I was talking about.

Thank the lord, i managed to see the whole thing before it went down and out to wait for Monday.

Merchant seems worried that he's being baited.. And with good reason as at the end Norms makes him out to be a Hollocaust denier along with Egret.

Episode was fucking funny overall, but Norm was a bit rusty with segways and shit. Thats what taking a 2+ year hiatus will do to you.

FUCK

I REFRESHED THE PAGE ACCIDENTALLY RIGHT BEFORE THEY GOT TO THE JOKES

It's much harder to write a joke than it is to say one word in a social context because you have other people giving you premises.

Holy fucking shit it actually has been 2 years...

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Someone uploaded the jokes separately youtube.com/watch?v=wVMtDDzIox0

>this video is private

Up there with the Gilbert and Nick Swardson episodes. Fucking brilliant.

who /buyingnormsbook/ here?

...

Stalin was just as bad

>Steve still telling the fucking Gremlins story

KARL ALWAYS MEANT FUCKING MOGWAIS YOU FUCKING SPECCY INVALID CUNT

god bless you

I always skipped to the jokes part of these.

dat jimmy sevilla was a real jerk

Fuck, is there a reupload anywhere?