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IT IS

WHY IS TOTAL RECALL THE BEST SCI-FI MOVIE EVER.

Nothing beats it.

nothing.

matrix close but no
blade runner but no
dune but no

How can a line delivered so strangely be so fucking good

Arnie is incredible

Verhoeven is a genius. Robo cop and starship troopers are my favorite movies. Why? Because he knows how to have fun and doesnt try to make his movies pretentious shit like neo-hollywood. It's weird, despite all the gore and violence, his movies are really thought provoking and unintentionally funny sometimes

I laugh every fucking time. One of his best lines.

I love Michael Ironside's face when he's shooting up the hologram. He's sooo happy!

Consider de divorce.


top lol :)

Would this movie work as well without Arnie?

NO

What is Arnolds best role?

All of them

Why didn't he have the beard, I think it looks cool

At some point in time Paul Verhoeven was the fucking boss.

>Flesh and Blood
>Robocop
>Total Recall
>Basic Instinct
>Showgirls
>Starship Troopers

all of these back to back

Obviously Mr Freeze

>unintentionally funny

Hahha

Last action hero is based as FUCK

give da peepol air

that was a pretty daring ruse
would have been rather embarrassing if it had failed

Come on, we all know it's the Terminator.

Robocop is super pretentious. It's a complete deconstruction of Hollywood cinema and it destroys the fourth wall to spit at the audience. I agree it's still fun

the only bit I dislike is when arnie bumps the thugs heads together after visiting Recall , his fake mate grabs him then the fight start's ,arnie bumps the two guys heads top kek, the rest of the fight is pretty decent lol


screw (you) bennieeeeee

Most badass villain too

I think he wanted Arnie because he has a mutant face and it fits with the universe

1.Total recall
2.the running man
3.predator
4.terminator
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the rest are garbage.

come at me commando fags

>more badass than the T-1000 or the Predator

go to bed, Tywin

>Conan
>Commando
>True Lies
>garbage

All elements in Total Recall are near perfect.
That fucking score by Goldsmith.

youtube.com/watch?v=cH5ljVwxJH8

>Any Arnold films
>Garbage

Its time to stop posting friend

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commando top lol

junior top lol

twins is pretty good

>commando top lol

How is it being 12?

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Breaking the fourth wall isnt pretension amigo
Otherwise deadpool would be labelled pretentious, which he isnt.

>End of Days
>god tier
Eehhhhhh

Maybe not as a threat but he was pretty badass in style

satire=breaking the fourth wall nowadays?

>YOU'RE A FUCKING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME

The film is fucking based

commando defence force.

commando is only good when you are 12.

on re-watching its comedy tier.

all his movies are shit after True lies.

SEE YOU AT DA PARTY RICHTAH

How come there has never been another actor the likes of Arnold in cinema?

>all his movies are shit after True lies.

Just not true, Eraser is great

Eh, I can't acrually think of any spaceballs moments in robocop, I was just saying the user might have the wrong ides of what a pretentious film is.

Commando is like a "hot shots" prequel lol


that double knife throw top lols

3. Predator nah famalam, WRONG! Thats 1.

>implying any answer other than turbo man is right

anyway this is a TOTAL RECALL THREAD.

was benny the only black man on mars ?

he had 5kids too feeed.

>WHY IS TOTAL RECALL THE BEST

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>was benny the only black man
>benny
>man

op here ,Total recall chat only user.

I will accept "Running man" chat also.

see you at the party.

You just know...

>tfw get /fit/
>start getting stiffies looking at arnie's lats

End of Days

The reason for this isn't that /fit/ guys are gay, but that we're narcissists.
I always cum ten times harder when I can look in the mirror, whether I'm with a girl or just jerking off. I look at guys and check their bodies out and compare them to my own, and either laugh at how much better mine is or use their body as motivation to improve mine.
Some bodybuilders are gay, sure, but mostly we're just self-obsessed.

Lord only knows how many times I paused the movie right there so I could rub one out.

>someone thought it was a good idea to reboot one of the best sci fi movies ever with Obama money

lol with arnie in the shot.

I tried not to stare at him when I was jerking it. I'm not gay, man!

he's growing one for the next Conan movie I believe

Only one I disagree with is Terminator Genisys

Good effort user

>he doesn't have a name, he's a product
also the whole movie was a trap for conservatards. They thought it would be a cool super cop arresting bad guys but the disgusting hyper violence was Verhoeven spitting at them

Why didn't the Laurence Fishburne role in Predators go to Arnie lads?

Obviously money related, but would have made that film so much better

Sharon Stone was the Amber Heard of the 80s-90s. Literal semen demon. Would give up 25% of my lifespan to fuck one night.

>killing off Arnie

Nah, son. I'm still waiting for Shane Black's buddy Predator movie with Arnie and Danny Glover.

>I JUST SHOT SOMEBODY, I DID IT ON PURPOSE.

Jesse Ventura>>>>>>>Arnie

Come at me bros

>left wing parasite

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>deadpool isn't pretentious

>You will never pair with Arnold and Danny and go hunting for space aliens on a hot summers day

Don't give up, user. There are a lot of rumors for the new Predator movie that could be Arnie and Danny taking on a Predator as buddies.

>tfw you do go hunting for Aliens with Arnold and Danny Glover but you get the Bill Paxton role from Predator 2 and have to wear a fedora whilst sweating profusely

That's just as gay man, stop denying it.

Terminatrix 5

That would definitely be icing on the cake. A super comfy 80's throwback with two dudes literally too-old-for-this-shit mentality

Everyone else is just canon fodder and these two are desperately trying to hang on by a tread. Imagine how Die Hard-esqu it would be seeing them struggle to survive as they journey on the hunt of their lives

They would find a way to fuck it up, either by shoe horning Adrian Brody in just because or making it PG-13

Masculine action movies are dead bro

Yeah, like he's no longer an individual but a creation of omnicorp, they were planning on making more robocops like him

I like that for a brief moment, his Austrian accent disappears and Arnold gets an American accent for the one liner

>Not even dyin like Billy
why live

Gotta have high hopes, my python arms having friend. Maybe they'll surprise us and have Adrian Brody killed off in the first few minutes. Kind of like this is the predator sent to clean up the mess for the other 3 (5? depending on how you look at it) not being able to complete the hunt.

Well duh. Arnold pretty much fucked all of his co-stars up until 1996 or so.

Found the homosexual

Wow

I never knew Wesley Snipes made a movie with Anrold

If your favorite Arnold movie ISN'T conan you are a piece of shit

So do you think Arnold will appear in the new Predator film?

It would be perfect if it weren't for the obnoxious Hispanic woman with the bad accent.

you know he was in terminator 1 and 2, right?

Neither of those movies even come close to being as good as conan.

Terminator is at least twice the movie Conan is. Predator is better than Conan too.

>this guy

You've literally never seen conan.

>Predator better than Conan
Hell no.

Literally perfect. He should have had kids with her. They would have been Aryan gods.

No.

Conan is philosophical.

Terminator is just a cool SF flick.

>relocate your posterior to the red planet

What did he mean by this?

Pumping Iron is my favorite movie of all time

Entertainment from start to finish not a single wasted second

last action hero is the perfect arnie role

i love that movie

>those teeth
what the fuck

Jingle all the mother fucking way

GET YOAH ASS TA MAHS

Dredd?