A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My Boyfriend?

Wat do?

Speak like a normal human you dumb cunt

shoe on head

and use proper fucking grammar

Fuck off, stupid stuttering bitch.

You wanna suck my dick? Is that it?

D-don't d-date r-r-etards sorry.

"No thank you very much, young lady, but I am a 18 years old virgin who uses Sup Forums, so I want to die a virgin. Now, pardon me, I have Python3 code to product and loli porn to watch. Have a nice day."

S-s-s-sure.

Throating cock cures stuttering. Commencing treatment now. You have to swallow too or else your stutter gets worse.

how about a 1st date silly? you may find you dislike me and if we dont make it serious right off the bat you can look at other people who may be a better match for you.

Deh-deh-deh Do you luh-luh-luh like me

Sure! I've always had a thing for female boxers!

Choke her because if she wants to be my boyfriend she should already know what I like.

...

Show benis.

dude..fuck off of my network fam

kek

stop reposting

Like bags of sand

I walk away not without regret and write a country song about it
> country guurrl you won't get my heart
> support our troops and fuck non whites
> country gurrrl durrr durr durr durr durr

>being this shit at mocking the low hanging fruit of country music

This will never happen so there's no point in answering a hypothetical.

ask for her age straight away

if 14, stay and play

10/kek