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what will those darned yanks think of next? edition

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ki-loh-mah-ter or ki-lo-me-ter

P&S @ this

ah yes the suburbs

Listening to techno

Been watching behind the scenes south park all night

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had a very important assignment to do last night so i did a wank and fell asleep at 10:30 instead

you just reminded me it's 5pm and i haven't had my third wank of the day yet, cheers

someone respond

meme

modern society really disgusts me sometimes

VERY helpful

(im being facetious it wasn't helpful at all)

>JPMorgan announces three cities where it plans to move hundreds of London-based bankers

this is what happens when you get in the way of the bonuses

the amount of shill marketing nintendo does on the 'ddit sickens me

Brexit.

sudden urge for weetbix covered in sugar

found this little runt lying on the bed

the amount of shilling redditors do on Sup Forums sickens me

Stop browsing reddit you twat. What the fuck happened to Sup Forums where newfags can just freely post about using reddit?

give it a cuddle

Reddit is pretty good.

my isp took my dns offline for an hour

tried to switch to google dns but couldn't figure out how

gave me a bad case of the old anxiety shits

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dont care but your (You) highlighted my trips to me so your post wasn't entirely useless

I rate this post 52 out of 100. It was meh. I wouldn't preorder it, but pick it up in maybe two years when it's on sale.

wish i was a newfag instead of wasting 6 years on this shite

objectively speaking, if you have black friends you aren't a racist

haha remember that time we voted to leave the EU?

great times

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This. To be a proper racist, you have to have a purely racially pure social life.

Racial purity starts with the little things. Racially pure family, racially pure friends, racially pure puppy, racially pure car, et cetera. The Reich wasn't built in a day.

brexit was 11 months ago

anime is fake

When can we start building a wall around the island?

>hundreds

am i a racist if i think white people are beneath me as well?

not enough people posting fast enough. why dont any of you have anything interesting to say?

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Let's read into the "thing was X years ago" gimmick. Time. The passage of. We are distraught, as represented by sad Pepe. The passage of time is alerting to us. Wasted time: our life fleeting away. Death. *the rest of this post is in interpretive dance*

if i were an interesting person i wouldn't have ended up here

Hmm... Very nice

i can't get turned on by asians they just look like children to me

Shan't be posting anymore after posting several interesting posts and naught recieving a SINGLE (you)

I need you out of business sunshine

nah those retards won't stop listing to trap and dubstep anytime soon.

I think their complete lack of features does it for me

I have the same problem but with people under 18.

No, you're a fucking goon brah. I should come smack you with my thong mate.

Due at my desk in 40 mims

Gimme Brit colloquialisms for "that's cool" or any variations

i enjoy this gimmick

@74365958
Good riddance leaf.

Sent from my Desktop

brexit is the proverbial spearhead of the metaphorical pike that's being driven deep into the allegorical heart of the EU, causing it to hemorrhage uncontrollably

and trump, le pen are the euphemistic killing blows

techno interests me

I hate everything

>white guy bad
>black guy good
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what a dork hahahaha

Cool, smashing, grand, quality, belter.

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My willy is the proverbial spearhead of the metaphorical pike that's being driven deep into the allegorical vagina of your mom, causing it to figuratively hemorrhage uncontrollably

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bit racist of you to think this is racist

So does homosexuality and child rape by the looks of it lad.

>tfw people on /fa/ think this is fashion.

is idris elba the only good black actor?

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>Trump
Ah yes, the self-described globalist, definitely a threat to the EU, very good

we say sound to mean someone is nice

>1493118128119.webm

That's mint
Sound
Fair one
That's bloody handsome
Proper job
Proper tidy
Proper
Splendid
Spiffing
Spot on
Wicked

sissy Britty
hwot a pity

Holy fuck! I've just noticed I'm reliving High School.

I'm having the exact same anxiety, the exact same hang ups, I'm getting away to the exact same types of places and wasting my time engaging in the same repetitive escapist activities.

I thought I'd gotten away from all that, but I've fallen into the same cycle.

he's not black he's british

me and the boys hahahaha
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sick one lad

>sissy brit
goes without saying

people don't change

ORIginal british man was a BLACK man
kang arthur had a perm and his wife was weaved up
#realHistory #XposeDWhitey

*bullies you*

Keel o meter

just edged for about 5 hours

good orgasm but now i feel throughly disgusted with myself

think i'll head to the gym in an hour and a half when it opens

>just edged for about 5 hours

Holy fuck!

Breaking rocks in the hot sun,
I fought the law and the law won

ki-loh-mah-ter
ki-lo-me-ter sounds far too yankish, too much emphasis on each part

I was confused by this post at first, but I got this reference. It's a reference to that Tory party poster posted here last weekend.

[*Text* "Labour Say He's Black" *Text*]
[A picture of a black man]
[*Text* "We Say He's British" *Text*]

The point being the left-wing mentality engages in rampant tokenism despite claiming to be the non-racist side.

hey thailad i have another tech question for you

what are your opinions on google public dns

can switching dns complicate things between me and my isp

are there any other public dns besides google that are fast and reliable

thanks thailad

>you can generally
>as a general rule
>generally speaking

Sign that someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about is about to talk about something they know nothing about.

been browsing the reddit?

this t.g.h.a.e.a.h.a.y.a.t.h.a.e.y.j.v.a.h

> apparently
Another word used by people who don't know what they're talking about.

Just renewed my license lad. Only 14 quid, was a lot cheaper than I was expecting.

I did this too.

>in high school I use to dress in chavvy gear like Bench, Fred Perry, Adidas, FCUK etc...
>hobbies drinking, video games and football
>go to uni and change because after school I became more introverted and more 'loser'.
>wear t-shirts related to my hobby (gaming and comics)
>fast forward to me being 29
>wearing bench, fred perry, adidas, FCUK etc...
>hobbies: Drinking, football and video games (if replaying old games and like maybe 2 new games a year counts.)

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I'm the black guy in this

weasel words

i thought Master of None was very meh but the rest of my fellow redditors think its a masterpiece

>fast forward to me being 29

malignant motions

Google DNS is basically a data tracking dragnet, there will be more latency between you and google than you and your ISP too. It's actually a really complicated topic if you wanted to get into it but primarily it's less privacy imo.

There's a few alternatives you could find through a search such as OpenDNS. Although the cons usually outweigh the pros when using an alternative DNS. If you have no real reason to change, I wouldn't bother.

>I'm making an educated guess here.
No, an educated guess wouldn't be educated, it's a fucking guess.
>I'm not an expert but
you're right, you are not an expert so fuck off with your opinion.

Brushing up on my Classical Nahuatl.