MOANA OFFICIAL TRAILER #1

youtube.com/watch?v=L14tkEbOMzY

Oh yeah... this gonna be good.

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There's something about the characters' faces that makes me want to punch them

surfs up dude

OH SHIT GUYS IT'S HEXXUS

the rock is not a voice actor

haha chicken fall down

Animation looks great
so long as they ease up on the quips it will be good

for some reason i laugh whenever i see the chicken
I think its because it looks retarded

Is Moana Moses?

why do you post
like a
fucking telegram

I just want the porn. Just like Frozen.

Visually boring. Ocean and more ocean.

is da image nigga

As far as modern Disney movies go this actually looks pretty decent. Frozen was awful though so "from the creators of Frozen" is more of a drawback for me.

It's reverse haiku

i hope it farts too haha

If it was a telegram (stop)
That is a useless way of typing (stop)
Why would he do that (stop)

I think it looks great

But I'm a sucker for Disney movies as well as ancient Polynesian culture and The Rock, so this movie is 100% pandering to my obscure and irrelevant demographic

Really? Blow dart in muh butt cheek?

xD

>movie about polys
>american accents

WHAT. they could have upped the charm factor like 40% if they had the accent

Are pacific Islanders and hawaiians the safest and most american friendly ethnic group? This is Disney's second franchise about them. Is it because of our relationship with the marshall islands/guam/ect?

Pacific region in general I think.

that guy's cock must be huge haha poor lady

>He just throws her out in the water
10/10

will he have a drug problem?

DUDE! HE DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING! LMAO!

>Marvel tier quips
>le funny prop character
>minion ripoffs
>uninspired story
>ethnic characters
really going for that Brazilian market with this one

>le funny

Its a movie for children you mongrel you cant expect it to be all good.

This is probably the worst, least thoughtful, most cynical and contrarian breakdown of a trailer I've seen on this board in a while. Good job, you'll fit right in

>Its a movie for children
That's not an excuse and it never has been

Looking forward to the Moana porn desu

No they got pissed off because of the fat guy being fat

They're not white

No, they're nice people

It actually is an excuse for bad jokes as long as the target audience, kids, finds them funny.

"people"

>racist frogposting
andyou complain about minorities conforming to their stereotypes

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>mfw I accidentally tripped into #Samaonislander-twitter where a lot of angry rugby islander guys was mad as fuck because the dude in Moana is fat

don't you mean Samoa?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samoa

Did I write something wrong?

This Maui legend is all over the pacific.

Sup Forums keeps hating on this movie.

What do you guys think of Lilo and Stitch?

>Did I write something wrong?
yes

As a 36 year old Polynesian father of 2 in Waikiki I am at a loss for words for pixar's beautiful job done on Moana.

The general consensus seems to be that the fire demon Pappu obviously represents howlis (white devils) that came to our beautiful islands and raped our women and destroyed our heritage. Moana and Maui must extinguish the smoke and fire monsters (smoke represents evilness, darkness, fire represents white devil howlis) Cocca-moris represent white devil children that might seem innocent but need to be exterminated as portrayed at 1:54/
Aloha

One of my favourite Disney films, feels like a slice of life rather than an adventure. Lilo and Nani were well written.

It looks like Moana has too many "one-liners" from Maui and I think his characterization could have been handled a bit better. Also the comic relief chicken is annoying, I thought we were done with these sorts of characters?

>pixar

>Lynn Manuel Miranda doing the music

Get hype

Treasure Planet was better

>the ocean is a friend of mine

Literal deus ex oceania.

Hamilton is a fucking abomination tbqh senpai

Anyone got that tatoo edit with Buckleys comic on it?

>tbqh senpai
You forgot
>senpai

It's the defining musical of our generation

Terrible fucking trailer, but movie looks pretty good.

>le stop the music for the punchline meme

fuck i hate trailers now

i feel like i'm being conditioned

>waaaah why are there black people and hip hop in my founding fathers?

looks like a legitimate question to me

Smug face is off the charts

Return to reddit cuckie pie

Why is there always a goofy retarded sidekick?

I can't be the only one that hates this

the animations are made for children, children like goofy sidekicks

Dreamworks face.

I kek'd hard when that happened.

It looks fun and visually it'll be impressive, but I'm scared they won't take any risks and make this a bog-standard "Golden Fleece" story. The ocean shit is really cool looking though, and I trust based Taika/Lin-Manuel to churn out some quality product.

no one likes you Sup Forums

I heard there are millions of trumpfags over at r€ddit who are willing to suck your dick for free tho, go there

Those are some Dicksucking lips on that girl.

I never loved sidekicks when was a child. In fact I never liked any of good guys. Always wanted bad guys to win, always was disappointed.

wrong

because these movies are made in chinese factories, all steeped in the same mold

Pure Kino

>Hating goofy sidekicks

that's because you have autism

I disagree

Huh?

Waterworld/The Odyssey with a Tiki theme and a Brownfu. Will see.

>lives in Waikiki
>howlis
any poly worth a damn wouldn't 1) live in Waikiki willingly and 2) could spell haoli Correctly.

Get out here you fucking shit-stirrer

about time, wojak finally fight back

Fight the pepe, wojak, fight it

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I'd put money on them including a quick passing reference to The Rock somewhere.

Disney just always puts that shit in when advertising the next Disney movie. The director of Moana is Ron Clements and John Musker who did: The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Hercules, Treasure Planet, and Princess and Frog.

>native hawaii
>peaceful

lmao, do these people even know what they are talking about?

hey guys, /film/ here. Just wondering when you guys are going to outgrow cartoons?

They were peaceful until they got fucked with.

Cook tried to kidnap their king before they murdered him....

>aw choice, the coconuts get a fair go from disney
>it's all internet-age american as fuck
fucking (((disney)))

>Wojack the eternal cuck
Pepe reigns supreme

Hahah, is this the birth of a new meme?

There are better ways to bump a thread, user

And if it fails?

how long until there's water tentacle porn with her

>he doesn't know!
>laughingpedophiles.jpg

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1945340#search=moana

>The fat guy doesn't believe in the girl the entire movie
>Near the end, he gets captured
>She saves him
>He know believes in her

This is what's going to happen. I've seen the script.

Honestly I think it might have something to do with mormons

>Mormons are some of the largest consumers of Disney shit, so much so that Disney used to host a "mormon day" at Disneyland
>Disney even made a movie about mormons with Anne Hathaway called the other side of heaven
>Mormons are obsessed with the Pacific islands, they basically own half of Hawaii
>something like 40% of all foreign converts to mormonism are Polynesian

>the 'people act like x because everybody says they're x' fallacy

Epic.

I don't think it's even possible to live in Waikiki it's all hotels and tourist traps.

user, that's why we need it

Hiphop is the music of the underdog, the downtrodden. It fits thematically with the story of the Revolutionary war. The rapid fire lyrics also make it easier to match Alexander Hamilton's verbose style of writing.

>the only white thing is a pig
>white pig
Disney did it once again!

Butt!

So considering this movie, Frozen and Tangled, can we officially confirm that Disney has adopted Dreamworks' "smug face"?
At least the porn will be good

Did she seriously choke the chicken at 0:33?

you misspelled haole. lol