/tsg/- Truman Show General

>It's a crazy stalker woman obsessed with Truman breaks onto the set and reveals herself while Truman is alone but instead of listening to her Truman immediately grabs her neck and bashes her skull in on a table then proceeds fondle and French kiss her corpse episode

What an odd one that was, huh

You could see his wife almost break character when she asked about the blood on the floor and Truman said it was from a nosebleed

I wonder if Truman gets suspicious about the pit in the woods he dumps bodies into never filling up

>it's a Truman tries to kill himself via gunshot to the head only to find out all the bullets are blanks so he begins firing them at random pedestrians who aren't allowed to break character but one of the bullets turns out to be real and he shoots one in the back episode

She was paralyzed, the poor woman. Still working there out a wheelchair, though. Good on her.

>It's a Truman read The God Delusion and starts stealing from the collection place and donating it to Freedom from Religion episode

>it's a Truman can't get it up for his wife so they give up but after she falls asleep he quietly masturbates and cums furiously to CP on his phone episode

>the meme I started has been discovered by redditors who want nothing more than to kill it by shitposting about it non stop
fuck off

>>the meme I discovered

>It's a season finale where Truman discovers the Qu'ran and pledges allegiance to ISIS and we watch his slow transformation and eventually killing spree that leaves everyone dead but the execs knock him out and they hire new actors and claim Truman was in a coma and cant get faces straight now

>it's a Truman is bitter about his personal failures and takes his anger out on anonymous people using a Taiwanese basket-weaving forum episode

>the meme I started

>It's a Truman spends a good portion of the night trying to suck his own dick and then has neck problems the next day at work episode
Anyone think he'll actually get it eventually?

>tfw you will never join in on one of Truman's monthly day long Jack-A-Thons ever again
>Tfw you'll never stroke your dick and edge along with Truman for 6 hours straight.

I miss season 19

If you suck your own dick, would it feel more like sucking a dick or getting your dick sucked?

>it's a Truman checks under his foreskin for surveillance devices... and finds one episode

>it's a Truman finally meets a nice girl who genuinely likes him, but then screws it up days/weeks later due to his jealousy and insecurities.

really getting tired of this re-run

yes

I rather enjoyed yesterday's thread

>it's a "Truman secretly poisons his wife's food while her back is turned but Marlon shows up with a surprise pizza again" episode

I thought he was finally gonna get away with it that time he locked the front door, but then they made his smoke detector go off and marlon was waiting for them outside. Those producers sure are clever!

>that episode where the writers finally killed off Truman's wife but Truman didn't even go to her funeral

heavy stuff

>it's a truman snaps and strangles his wife in her sleep forcing his best friend to run over with a 6 pack and ask if he wants to talk about it over a cold one down by the bridge

>it's a truman chases his neighbor's cats with his riding mower episode
>its a truman catches one off guard, shreds it and throws its remains onto his other neighbor's lawn to blame it on his dog
>the dog is euthanized and Truman asks where the dog is the next morning
Cold motherfucker.

it was worded funnier in yesterday's thread t b h

>it's a "Truman starts grooming his 13 year old niece and the next day his relatives move out of town" episode

>it's a Truman turns gay in adolescence but it doesn't fit with the narrative the producers are trying to do, so they turn the anti gay propaganda within the show up to 11 losing precious advertisement revenues in the real world thus forcing the show into a dystopian apocalyptic future due to low income to have a nice fake city and then they have the great idea to have hot lines for who should Truman kill next turning the show into a sort of "The Running Man" knock off.

>It's a "Truman tries meth" episode

>It's a Truman tells his they should move to a new neighborhood now that the "negros" have moved next door episode

>It's a Truman tells his wife that they should move to a new neighborhood now that the "negros" have moved in next door episode

>its a Truman's wife keeps trying to shill a new product but Truman can't stop talking about what a piece of shit it is leading to an argument which ends with him telling her to shove it up her cunt if she likes it so much episode

>It's a gay porno fluffer gets mad that his meme has been stolen and attacks the sets of truman episode

Bastard almost gave away the show ,luckily they blew his head off before he could revel anything to Truman

>it's a surprise birthday party episode

>Truman walks into the house loudly exclaiming "fucking lazy niggers cant do a thing right"

>Its a Truman drops rancid farts in his room for hours but has to leave eventually because the stale air is making him light headed episode

I remember that one. Tide detergent was pissed

>It's a Truman questions the validity of vaccines on twitter after he left the show and now no one will take him seriously and now he can't even find work episode

Can't the impact from a blank still kill you? I remember reading a story about a guy that did that.

Why couldn't they just let truman go to fiji for once just to get the travel bug out of his system

Hell they could've even built a seperate set and pretended it to be Fiji, have his wife surprise him with the trip for his birthday, and knock him out for the plane ride or some shit

it could've been done

>It's a Truman becomes a bug chaser having sex with men who have HIV but he doesn't develop any symptoms after a year so he thinks he is immune and tries to tell the scientific community but no one will listen to him because they aren't even real doctors episode

>didn't watch the movie

i've seen it twice

>movie

You saw it, but you clearly didn't watch it.

It feels like sucking a dick.
That said, I've only ever been able to get my lips around the tip.
Not worth the neck pain imo.

>Its a Truman starts attending black lives matter protests and gets really into cuckold porn, encouraging and eventually begging his wife to fuck a black guy infront of him
Amazing how she never broke character while getting railed by that bull. These actors cannot be getting paid enough.

>yfw Truman crashes the plane with no survivors

meme magic

Man I wish I was still able to do that. I'm too fat now, but I could 4 years ago. :(

>implying that that entire storyline wasn't implemented by the writers to deflect accusations of racism from SJWs

You're thinking of Brandon Lee, and he was killed by a very suspicious dummy cartridge malfunction. It wasn't a blank.

Anyone remember which season was the one where they 'nuked' Truman's town and turned it into a Mad Max wasteland? That was some crazy shit.

I have no idea how they pulled that "It was all a dream" shit after Truman became the wasteland king and killed everyone. I think this show is scripted.

>its a truman makes an impulsive and rash decision that completely fucks him over and swears to never do it again, only to do it again a month later episode

>its a Truman spends a lot of money on toys and now he has nothing to eat episode

>It's a 'Truman begins taking upskirt photos of every girl in town, but production realizes that it would be hypocritical to curb his voyeuristic tendencies' episode

Putting advertising on the panties after the ep was a god tier idea desu

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