A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My Boyfriend?

Wat do?

>"sorry I have a girlfriend"
>I don't but I have to hide my spaghetti

This has happened IRL because muh social anxiety.

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If you stutter during blowjobs that's not going to be a lot of fun.

Stop posting this

Sorry honey we don't always get what we want. And you stutter like an autist.
>pic relevent.

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OP is a virginfag

lol

>"Wat do?"
Daily reminder that you must be 18 years of age to post on Sup Forums.

"no, I have a boyfriend"

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Say yes

show me your pokemans firast

Stop talkin like a faggot and I might consider.

Shit in her mouth as part of the brown sacrament to test her convictions

Sure, if your parents are cool with you having a black boyfriend.

You're not getting my money, WHORE!

>being this new

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First show me your feminine penis

I need to rate your cock first.