Daily reminder that this huge dicked tuscanian chad is going to win the Eurovision in ten days singing in his own...

Daily reminder that this huge dicked tuscanian chad is going to win the Eurovision in ten days singing in his own language and there's nothing you anglo-singing cucks can do about it

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>2017
>still watching this freak show

>no "internetology" or second verse at all in the eurovision version of the song

dropped

someone's mad because his country is not in it this year

>over 100m views
holly shit

?

he's cute, I'll give you that

I'm legit questioning my heterosexuality

I love him

>singing in his own language
>half of the words are in english

...do you have photographic evidence that that he's huge-dicked? I would believe it anyway though

Your Cabbage Patch Kid singer was banned from Eurovision because she gave a concert in Crimea without permission from the Ukrainian government - a violation of the law.

There are gossip trash magazines which wrote articles about his package kek

oh yeah, I forgot:

>*blocks your path*

Ah, okay. At least no one's going to see this cripple.

Eurovision 2017: Celebrate """""Diversity"""""

you got that right

youtube.com/watch?v=1jSrBdN4b5c

>swedes didn't want this to represent them at the ESC

truly a cuck people, is there any hope for them at this point?

That's it. Belarussian qt is mai waifu this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=3QI3pUk9mfU

Beautiful language, shitty song, not going to bother reading the lyrics but I'm pretty sure it's a cringefest.

Arent Tuscan and Italian the same thing?

Tuscan es de la toscana, donde estan florencia, siena y pisa. No mas es una region de Italia.

>australia

Why don't they just have Australiavision?

We're sending a fat homosexual this year

youtube.com/watch?v=ifk8-xBauyQ

I hope he gets 0 points and cries.

Meanwhile, we have this cuck
youtube.com/watch?v=SwS45HBhzTs

It's embarrasing and cool at the same time to watch ever year snares:
last year
>Ukraine with its antiRussian and therefore nor legal song for including political message that should be banned

>Australia
>Europe

>Catalonia portrayed as a nation in semifinals

>Rapefugees mentioned

What will happen this year?

This is better version, with subs for the scrubs that don't speak Italiano

m.youtube.com/watch?v=OinxG3tiqzU

He's talking about the Tuscan dialect.
It is indeed the one from which the standard Italian language was derived, but some Italian user might develop more on that.

>>Catalonia portrayed as a nation in semifinals
Fuck me, I don't remember this.

ROBBED

Well, perhaps I hope so too. I honestly beleive the Eurovision should have a rule that says that all nations should partake with a song in their native language(s).

I think Eurovision should be about celebrating our differences just as much as our shared history and hopes for a cooperative future.

Daily remainder that this should have won
youtube.com/watch?v=rr1DSgjhRqE

If our sent in aboriginal doesn't win it this year after last year, I sure as fuck don't know what will.

who /Montenegro/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=TWtqWD3TlaA

Traitor

You can't vote for your own country m8

wog detected

>portuguesetugal

who the fuck is """isaiah"""

why do some people sing in English instead of their national languages?

basically just watch eurovision in the hope that the new abba will show up

fuck me abba were good

Europe lost WWII and now is cucked by the Brits through their minions.

The glove might appear American, but the hand inside is british

sos is really just the best pop song ever written

Fernando was better.

fuck you faggot no it isn't

Up until last week (when Ed Sheeran broke the record) it held the record for the song at most weeks at number 1 in Australia.

bit livid that the record was broken actually, abba deserve every pop record in this country

don't get me wrong, fernando is good but sos is literally infallible, I could probably write a book about how fucking great it is

Some bullshit like "pls understand our cliché lyrics" to enjoy our generic song. It gets worse when it's clear some artists can't speak English very well.
This didn't stop Russia from winning in 2008.

Singing in your native language provides some mystery, makes you more comfortable and thus you perform better.
You could even sing about why ananas should go on pizza and I would probably like the song more than I would if it they sang another love theme in English.

any reason why we sent a finn?

youtube.com/watch?v=mnSmLU3msE8

so you are sending the young version of Toto?

sounds like shit, too much autotune too, seems like the guy can't even sing.

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the live version doesn't seem to have autotune
youtube.com/watch?v=xmpc3fcrNJQ

the guy is far from being the best singer in the contest, but at least he provides a good show and is very charismatic

yeah, that's by far better.

>europe lost wwii

You mean italy, germany and a few irrelevant countries like finland and hungary and estonia (kek, all the ugrics were on the axis side) lost WWII and are now cucked.

But in general the reason you use English is because the EU, not because of America or Britain. Because English was such a common second language in Europe- especially in Germany- and because 70 million people (of of 503 million) were native English speakers with Britain and Germany two of the top three economies the EU naturally began pushing English to homogenize you yuropoors.

>karma

Why is Australia participating again? WTF?

Because EUROvision is about euros, not Europe

because they bring DIVERSITY of course

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in italy nobody sings in english
apart from most metalheads who haven't managed to make metal sound good in italian

we're keeping our best from eurovision otherwise there'd be no chance
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>Your language has spread like a pathogen infecting all the lands of Europa and beyond

skullface did nothing wrong

>lands beyond europa are infecting britain now

>tfw you can't send this fucker again
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Spains song is much better

Spain song is really terrible. I mean, ours is as well but I still want it to win.

bookies say we're among the top 5 favourites

if we don't finish in top 5, next year in protest we'll send this... thing!

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Wtf spain has a beautiful song thats not some gimmick and is just talent. Not crazy shit. Im so upset we sent another shitty artist this year. Demi is so bad and her most popular song is a cover from the Bulgaria entry for eurovision last year

I think you left your proxy on. Anyway Spain's song is the blandest shit I've ever heard, at least our one is quirky enough.

>spain has a beautiful song
>just talent
Hell no, it's one of the most lazy written songs in the contest this year. From melody to lyrics.
Even Greece put more effort in their song, despite it still being bad.

What the fuck Bulgaria

we are euro at heart

I honestly don't even know who we're sending this time.
The last somewhat fun Eurovision was the one with Lordi, everything past that wasn't even bad enough to be entertaining. Just dull.

I sincerely think English is killing all other Germanic languages in the same way Aramaic killed all other semitic languages (Hebrew, Punic and Akkadian).
In 200 years Scandinavia, Netherlands and Germany will speak English like Pewdipie, and studying German will be like studying Latin.