ANaL thread: Do you enjoy it?

ANaL thread: Do you enjoy it?

I've done anal with two hookers this year and not once could I cum.

It just doesn't feel normal.

Is it this site that makes me think it's the best thing ever?

>tl;dr do you enjoy anal

>It just doesn't feel normal.

You eventually found that anal is the favorite meme of the virgin faggots

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so no one likes anal it's just a meme?

that sucks.......

I like it fine, it's just not my favorite thing to do.

I've done it a few times with 2 different girls, and it's way overrated. Not to mention it's usually not a planned thing like in porn, so chicks don't usually take a bunch of enemas before going out, so it has ranged from just a smear of crap at the base of my dick , to full on craptacular.

Being that it's usually happened with a good amount of alcohol involved, you tend not to notice the mess till it's over.

Really not worth it to me, a pussy feels so much better as it is a full length muscle designed to tighten around a penis, where a asshole is just a muscle at the opening then it's basically a roomy chamber after.

Order for me of the best sexual acts.

1- BJ when done good, this will make you almost pass the fuck out.
2- Vagina, is always good.
3- HJ/tittyfuck, with lube is also very nice
4- Anal-may do it if I'm drunk for literal shits and giggles.

>full on craptacular.

MY SIDES literally ON THE MOON !!!

As you can see OP, the consensus, is that it's the dream act of virgin faggots.

I've fucked ass about a dozen times and a few times and what I like about it is how dominant it makes me feel. Objectively the pussy is superior to ass physically, but when you introduce the psychology of submission things get fun. Also, one of the most powerful orgasms I've seen my wife have was with her on top, my dick up her ass, and vibrating her clit. She came crazy hard, but won't admit that she liked it.

Her resistance just makes me harder. I admit, I like hurting her just a little bit when fucking her up the ass.

Kekd and checked..
"For literal shits and giggles".. Oh god

>one of the most powerful orgasms I've seen my wife have was with her on top, my dick up her ass, and vibrating her clit. She came crazy hard, but won't admit that she liked it.

100% true, my same experience. like I posted above, alcohol is usually involved, but the girls are always the ones who have initiated it with me, they like it , but don't want me to think they do.

Yes, getting shit all over you was worth it, yes?

The shit is fun too, right?

i can't cum without anal

Never tried, accidently poked my dick in my girls ass for half a second but she didn't like it at all and neither did I really. I've been curious to try it with someone whos prepared but at this rate ill probably never fuck someone else again

stop date pig fucking redneck

Fucked my ex in the ass a few times. She was the one who initiated it and never had a messy experience.

Although now I would be more eager to be the one taking a dick in my ass.

as a bisexual guy i have poked some butts.

I enjoy anal very much, both giving and recieving. when giving, if done right and properly lubed, a anus feels just like a pussy to me.

but it depends on the reciever if he/she can relax their anus.

the fact that i am pounding someones asshole is exciting to me, especially guys. i have a somewhat big dick, so its always exciting to see if they can take it.

some take it like its nothing, others make alot of faces and moans and grunts.

its about 20cm, but also pretty thick. and i know how to work it.

Do mean receiving or giving? Cause I do know chicks who only cum from getting assfucked.

giving
finger or dick but i don't got a small dick hard to find girls who want

I need to meet a guy like you! :3

Its shit, lots of shit. Its shitty. First time I tried anal, my fat girlfriend didn't like it. And neither did I. The shittiness of it made it really special. If there's no shit, its not dirty enough.


Fat girls are the best women on earth in fact they're that undiscovered country. They're also down for just about anything.

>It just doesn't feel normal.
It's pretty nice. I like anal, but more for the kink.
In the end pussy is definately the more purpouse build orifice.

It's overrated

I fucked a girl in the ass on a one night stand the other day. It was tight. I didn't really get my stride in. I'd try it again.

never tried it. But I'm going to touch on the "couldn't cum" point.

When I was a lonely nerd virgin (not really a virgin, but I had long dry periods) I usually found it hard to cum with random girls, or even girls I was interested in and just started fucking.

Part of it was me being too used to masturbating, part of it is that condoms are the work of the devil. Anyways, being with a new girl had me partly nervous, partly just awkward, and even though I could get ridiculously hard and perform just fine, I had trouble getting comfortable enough to finish.

That might be part of what's going on with you.

I doubt I could've come with a prostitute back then. Now I'm comfortable enough sexually that I'm sure I could.

asl?

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Is it the best thing ever? No.

is it great as an occasional treat, especially if my wife is in the mood or even initiates it? Yes.

I have posted greentext in the past about a couple of anal escapades we've had, so I enjoyed it enough to write about it.

It's a much tighter feeling on the base of your shaft, whereas vaginal penetration is mostly tighter towards the top part of your shaft. You bust much more with the grip lower down. Both my gf's like anAl, but the one I can never get there with.

41/M/Oz

Ive had asses grip my cock a good number of times. It's warmer, the girl has to be with really aroused or really into you to do it, it requires a good deal of foreplay.... Fucking a girl in her pussy she will say things like "faster harder deeper", well fucking fast doesn't feel good for my dick. I don't feel the texture of the pussy. Fucking hard and deep is gonna make me hit the cervix and hurt both of us. When you fuck a girl in the ass she usually doesn't ask you to go all out. I get to take my time and enjoy myself. Also the shit is part of the fun. Humiliation and submission. 99% of girls will be some amount of embarrassed to get shit on your dick. Fun.

I had quite some anal with an ex, current does not want to try.

I never had noticeable shit on the dick. For me it felt tighter and warmer I loved It way more than pussy.

Did it one time more with this temp chick by accident but didn't even notice (alcohol). So I guess it depends. Also a good diet for the receiver is recommended so that is probably why it sucks for you Americans.

Oz? Kentucky?

29/m/Norway

thats not gonna be easy haha

I agree with this guy.

If your partner is into it, then it can be nice. I've given and received and enjoyed both.

So don't be surprise found shit on your dick they cant even touch they ass after poop

This is literally a "different strokes for different folks" kinda situation. For one, I have so far been unable to cum from vaginal intercourse, unlike anal.

What a shame!

Of course . It's great not for the reasons you think. It's about domination. A woman submitting to your bidding.

I do that to show dominance and full control.

How much does anal with a hooker cost?

Exactly. Shit is good. Oddly enough, after I cum I'm terribly put off. But you gotta bull your way through that so I'd have some wipes and clean her ass up and my dick. Then I'd kiss her ass only adding to her embarrassment.

Was in an online relationship with a chick for a few months, very qt 4'11 100 lbs 18yo, completely into daddy/little girl shit, and a total anal freak. When we finally met up, she stayed at my place for a week. She honestly wanted anal over vaginal, i fucked her pussy a couple times but it was just too small it hurt her. She begged for me to fuck her ass about 4 times a day for an entire week. Im definitely an ass man now.

You gotta clean it up for her. Baby wipes and then tell her she's great and that it was awesome.

Some will do anal for as little as $400, but typically, in a brothel, you're looking at $1500 minimum. Some of the ladies who don't like anal will put an even bigger price tag on it.

For example, my fiance is 4ft 8inches and works at a legal brothel in Nevada. She LITERALLY cannot take a dick if it's too big and because anal is so painful and she's so tight, she usually charges like $7500 for it, not that that's a fair market price or anything, that's just how much she hates it.

Source: Engaged to a legal sex worker

How did you meet her?

We met online about 3 years ago, before she became a working girl, through mutual friends. I didn't actually start dating her until after she started sex work.

Pic related, it's her.

You can save the google-fu. She's easy to find. Her website: thealicelittle dot com. Obviously I don't care if you know who she is, lol.

Holy fuck, you guys must be loaded (unless the brothel takes like a 95% cut of that).

why am i on the internet, sharing my anal experiences with other dudes?

Yeah.. You sound like a tool go study or something hang yourself in a library

Have you ever been fucked in the ass or fucked someone in the ass let us know in the comment section below

shes not four years old you know?

she can do that herself

She's gorgeous and you're a lucky man. 400 hundred dollars seems like a lot though. Best to date.

Even after the brothel takes their cut, she grosses about 350k a year or just under that.

$200 easy but its from backpage....

Love anal I do only with females though last girl I fucked in the ass had a great body with a fantastic ass that was as tight as anything I've fucked in the past. I don't know if it's a domination thing or the thought of fucking an 8/10 in the ass, but when I nutted I pulled and it shot straight over her shoulder and went about 3 to 4 metres. I've never done that before or since. Ive fucked girls in the ass since and loved it every time but none compared to that girl. The thing is me and her still fuck but she didn't do anal before that time or since. She said she doesn't like it and no way will she change her mind. I want to marry that girl but the thought of not randomly ass fucking her is niggling me at the back of my mind. I've even offered her to stick something in my ass if she'll let me do her ass again. She still said no so I think her to stick something in my ass anyways. She did and loves doing it but not as much as me having a prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm I've ever had.

that's interesting....

You're her big daddy who has her all flustered because she has nasty poo all over her ass. By cleaning her up she trust you a bit more and will be more willing. A few times after she took a shit right there on the bed on the old newspaper and beach towels. I cleaned it up of course and I wiped her. Just so you know, pull her ass cheeks apart so the shit comes out unhindered. Otherwise it'll stick all over her ass cheeks and you'll need lots of tissue along with wipes to clean.

I've had pretty amazing anal with a bunch of pretty amazing ladies. Let's say I had 20 anal adventures. Most of them were clean, which surprised me.

One time had shit on my dick. Which was Ok. I drew a swastika on her left buttcheek. Kind of.

One time I had an undigested piece of corn on the top of my dick. It looked as if the mouth of my pant-serpent had grabbed it from god knows where. I know, right?

Just before she turned around, I finger-kicked it into the corner of her room, never to be seen again. Yes, I did that because I'm a gentleman. I care.

>Just before she turned around, I finger-kicked it into the corner of her room, never to be seen again. Yes, I did that because I'm a gentleman. I care.

My Sides, you're a gentlemen.

oh boy

"Honey, I want to take shits with you."

Yep I love it, got to just get used to it you know the first time I tried anal I couldn't cum but he was pounding me so hard I was shaking so yeah my dick was just completely numb and he came inside my ass. pretty intense shit

She trust me enough. I only feel off about shit play right after I nut. But I immediately turn my attention to her and making her comfortable and you know what, I don't feel as disgusted with myself. Maybe its love, I don't know.