She is strong with the force! The microscopic life form that resides within all living cells!

>She is strong with the force! The microscopic life form that resides within all living cells!

Who writes this shit?

Midichlorians aren't the Force, retard. They're some organisms that let people communicate with the Force.

Still fucking retarded, but you're even more retarded for not getting it.

Why am I retarded? I was just quoting the movie

Hey buddy he was just quoting the movie, take it up with the writers

It's still a biological measure of your force power when it was explicitly stated to be something beyond the physical in the OT

>For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force flow around you. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, yes, even between the land and the ship.

If you can't see how midichlorians directly contradicts this, you're retarded and/or a Lucas apologist

Just imagine Rey's midichlorian count.

jesus you're giving me nostalgia just quoting that scene

Empire is so good.

I know, it's stupid as hell, but what the OP wrote is just wrong.

Glad I never saw it. Is JJ claiming midichlorians are sentient now?

This excerpt flows effortlessly.

Does George even understand his own franchise?

>obvious Fantasy movie with Sci-fi paint
>"No Star Wars is Sci-fi it has spaceships and aliens and stuff it doesnt make sense to have magic in my Sci-fi universe we have to give the Force a stupid Sci-Fi explanation"

The prequels were such trash.

powertripping manlets

Huh?

The thing is that it was never """""his""""" franchise from a creative standpoint. He got the ball rolling, sure, but his script was revised and peer reviewed and outright rewritten by so many other people that it hardly resembled the original product at the end. Lucas was beholden to producers like Gary Kurtz who reigned in his retarded ideas, alongside Gloria Katz and Willard Hyuck who did the final rewrite which came up with the iconic, snappy dialogue that remains well known to this day. Lucas was just a glorified producer on Empire, and he went on a power trip with Return of the Jedi and basically bullied Richard Marquand and Lawrence Kasdan into making the movie he thought would sell the most toys.

that's the actor from episode 7, not prequels

>"The Force has awakened in this girl. A star war will be necessary to defeat her!"

really?

that's whats so cool about it. Star Wars is just this crazy and wild thing that was pulled from the void by a few good people by altering the bullshit of a retard.

And then the asshat takes all the credit for it and ruins it. He just actually understands nothing about Star Wars

>Those Midichlorians! They belong to me!

J.J. you fucking hack

Maybe Midichlorian theory was found to be incorrect around 12 BBY by an individual known as Thi'amok the Hutt - the very same scientist whose extensive studies of chairs allowed us to know that they were common pieces of household furniture that allowed humanoids to sit in or on them depending on the style.

Is Adam Driver just a good Hayden Christensen?

Was he a good friend?

For you

kek.
>not knowing when you're being memed
What are you, 30?

>that's not how Yoda talks

Here's the real quote:
>The Force, my ally it is. A powerful ally. Life creates it. Makes it grow. Surrounds us and binds us, it's energy does. Luminous beings we are. This crude matter we are not. Feel the Force flow around you, you must. Between everything, it is.

OT Yoda doesn't talk like this NEARLY as much as in the prequels, and I feel like nobody ever complains about this. Like, every fucking sentence he says in the prequels is like this.

Is Kylo Ren just a good Anakin?

You did