Hello fellow heterosexuals, it is I, a straight

Hello fellow heterosexuals, it is I, a straight

Shall we change some lightbulbs and fix some cars? And other straight things

I know these things because I am also the straight heterosexual

Traps are gay.

Straights are gay.

I should make a roast.

Gays are gay

Lets cook a meal for our mothers

Lets get fucking hammered and fight eachother

Thats a nice looking roast.

I read this in Tobias Funke's voice.

Also, yeah, let's fix some shit.

I second this.

I for one will be drinking whisky and playing video games, because pure disgust leaves me no longer wishing to interact with the rest of society.

somehow I don't trust you

I hear subtle yiffs in the background of your message

beta

Yes, I like beer. And sports. Let's fight about sports.

No, AAA.

Btw what does Sup Forums think about furfags?

Fighting is a sport. And so is hockey

I want to send them to the gas chambers

They're our most valued citizens.
But only the straight heterosexual ones.

as a bisexual male with a boyfriend i can:

modify and work on cars
dress nice
decorate a living space
disect and fix computer systems
kill you

Let's pile up in a bathroom shower and play Phone Booth.

wow you're a real bigboy, your mom must be proud