My crush in her room drunk and asleep... wwyd? Wsid?

My crush in her room drunk and asleep... wwyd? Wsid?

go eat all her food you fucking idiot

I'd try better lighting to see if it's not a farm animal first

post more photos

>crush
>naked
slap her ass has hard as you humanly can and drop under the bed so she doesnt see you.

finger in pussay

Man the harpoons, dipshit! It's sleeping, easy kill.

sharpie in pooper obviously

Op here, tried to sneak back in her room to get more pics but seems she's not sleeping anymore... ill try again in a couple of minutes.

take pictures and recordings you fingering and possibly fucking her and share ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, maybe in my dreams... gettin sentenced as a rapist would be a really nice thing after 4 years lawschool

By crush you mean you like her or she is on top of you?

>4 years law school*

stop lying, kike.

Make sure a nice nutritious meal is waiting forher in the morning and keep her hydrated.

I like her

How many shots did it takes to get her drunk/

Like 30

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Seconded. Get a spoon.

Uh, nice hate speech...

Shes not going to go to sleep in the next hour i think so this is the best idea for now... fuuucked... ill go to sleep, too drunk myself. Have a fuckin night

Just walk in and ask if she wants to fuck