Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat, he has a lot of loyalty to this shirt for a washed up hack.

If he took it off would he die? he actually married a couple wearing it. he wears it to funerals, i bet he wears it to bed.

why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?

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THICChristina, would you wanna meet her?

Kevin Smith isn't fat anymore, dude.

He knows he is fat, but he isn't proud of it. When he was on Colbert he said that he doesn't like to do talk shows because you have to sit down in the chair and he looks even fatter than normal.

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he's been yo-yo'ing for years now. he'll be back up to 380 by this time next year.

>loses weight
>still wears extremely baggy clothes
What a madman!

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Dude's been fat all his life, it's obviously a huge complex for him. He regularly says that he never goes shirtless except when he's showering. The jerseys are basically just branding, he's effectively turned himself into a brand.

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for you

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I'll never understand the hate Kevin Smith gets. I listen to his podcasts, and it's like listening to an uncle or a really cool friend talk about comics.

He's like a mentor figure I never had. That talks about geeky shit instead of basketball and whatnot.

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Honestly him being so polarizing ultimately only works in his favour, people who like him love him and people who dislike him hate him. Either way pretty much everyone knows who Kev is.

And he gave us Ralph Garman, Bry, Walt and Q

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when did pepe meet xtina

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Booo.

Why isn't there porn comics about pregnant Aguilera?

>I now remember dirty

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just imagine those tits swinging while she's taking up her big ass

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Fake tits don't swing

>cmon boys make me feel wanted, you gotta rub me the right way

a true patrician appreciates both thick and tight and everything in between

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c o n t i n u e

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christina aguilera wanted some of that fat kevin smith dick

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ass implants. there's no way that's natural

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Not gonna lie, I'll miss those tits.

youtube.com/watch?v=_NH9x-s_x8U

she was really flat when she was 18 and now she's like a tit cow. fake tits obviously

I just realized Ellie Golding is trying to turn herself into her.

Lotta loyalty for a tired shirt. It's probably because he likes repping his home state.

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>Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat
I don't know why people has that wrong idea, but clothes of your size (Specially custom made) is better to hide you are fat.

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why these threads always degenerate into THICC Xstina?

I genuinely want to talk about that huge circus sized shirt, not the curvaceous lustful body of that woman, I don't want to know how would you nibble on her nipples, how would her fat rolls look when she's bouncing on top of you, how her huge tits could suffocate you or how she could crush your balls while spitting on your mouth.

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How come Christina just outclassed Britney in every way? Britney used to be a literal 10/10

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>he doesnt know OP is the one that starts these thread about kevin smith just so he can shitpost THICC Christina

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>while spitting on your mouth.
I didn't knew this was possible until I watched the Neon Demon.

How come americans find eating ass and spitting in mouth like a natural thing?

That's still fat...

dumb gay low test frogposter

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>you will never gangrape Cristina and force her orgasm in surrender of what she truly is until she demands for a DP

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Definitely a fake ass.

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We can do both nigga

It's not even the big hockey shirts that get me anymore, it's his fucking jean shorts and that irritating backwards hat. Why does he insist on dressing like a fat child?

>I know you bastards are gonna do whatever you want anyway, so give it to me! Do it! Rape me, bastards! Fuck my holesMMMM *sucks on a 3rd cock*

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do you guys think she was still a virgin during this pic?

def

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bump

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Lol at neckbeards lusting after this flabby bitch with two piles of silicone on her chest.

eipque

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Christina is beautiful but she wears way too much makeup for me.

Im doing a nostalgia fap thanks to this image. I member when times we better.

She's also fat, mentally unstable, and has ridiculous fake breasts.

But sure 'beautiful'.

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