What kind of spider is this, and should I kill it?

what kind of spider is this, and should I kill it?

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It's a badass spider, and someone has already taken one of its legs. You should leave it alone. It is clearly hard being a spider.

A GARDEN SPIDER YOU FUCKING RETARD

Golden orb weaver? Why kill it? it catches flies and other aids shit.

Only 7 legs, you're good to go OP

op here, shit I didn't even notice that.

damn, this spider's more metal than I thought

It's an Agriope something. Harmless and will kill pests. Leave it be

Leave it alone.

Give it a season, it'll be back

golden orb. will kill you

tell it that it made a cool web

Incorrect. Also incorrect.
They die at the first frost

This is correct and yes, don't kill them you pussies.

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I live in Texas.. sooo... What frost?

OP here, thanks for the advice

I gave the spider a shitty Sup Forums medal

I hope you didn't kill it OP

but where is the spider?

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It's a relative of the banana spider. It's venom is not toxic, but it can give you some blisters, and a bit of pain.

probably scurried away, such a humble spider

Eat it. They taste like blueberries.

nah, spiderbro is fine. he got a little spooked when the medal touched his web

It's harmless. Trust me, I'm Australian. We have actually dangerous spiders here, and that isn't one of 'em.

you should find him some snacks op

killit, killit now. Just to be sure

North America has brown recluses and black widows. Fuck of with your le dangerous au meme. It's been several years since the funnel web spider has even killed anyone.

what would this kind of spider like to eat? like, mosquitoes?

flies/moths/butterflies shit like that

banana spider
highly poisenous

>spider
>poisonous

That's the nigga from jumanji

oh fuck

I'm 27 and Jumanji is still the scariest movie ever for me

The lion on the piano used to get me most as a kid

this

I have a buddy who lost an arm to a brown recluse

That fucking lion. And that fucking plant spitting spears.
I watched it recently and took this screenshot kek

I think jumanji might've been where most of my propensity towards furryism might come from (because the little kid gets turned into a monkey. that sounds so awesome to me)

that and this hot piece of squirrel

man why

Zipper Spider. I get these in my backyard all the time. They're harmless. You leave him alone, and he'll take care of other bugs that reproduce far too quickly. In turn, he leaves you alone. It's a win-win.

It's a regular Orb-Weaver and it's about to lay it's eggs. My uncle had a spider like that too on his front porch, looked exactly like it.

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Here's the Wiki page on him. He's also referred to as the Saint Andrews Cross Spider. Examine the pattern in the middle of his web. God is neat sometimes.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_(spider)

youtu.be/SQOkhxdsnw0

Hahahahah what the fuck? How old where you? Someone please screencap this asshole

no

Don't be a faggot, it's a garden spider they catch flies and mosquitoes and shit DON'T kill it. They're basically spider/b/ros so long as you don't fuck with them, even then I don't think they do shit.
Also,
>Fellow Texanon

Called them banana spiders in Florida, probably not what they are called though. They seem to always stay on their web and usually up and out of your way. I got some arachnophobia but these don't scare me much, mainly cause they stay in their small area and don't want to get hugs from me inside the house.

This.

Leave the Sup Forumsro-tier spider alone.

uhhh, now I feel embarrassed

idk, single digits? 8? I don't remember.

A 4 hour boner spider, that's what it is.

It's called an Argiope spider. They are harmless to humans but they do catch bugs so you're probably best leaving it alone.

Non poisonous
Let it live. I had one for a while, named her Gretchen. She ate a hummingbird.

Hahahah you're fucked lad

I've always called it a garden spider.

That's not an agiope, it's a banana spider my dude

>what kind of spider is this, and should I kill it?
Doesn't matter, and YES

FAGGOT

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witnessed

there used to be this huge orange orb weaver outside my bathroom window that would show up and fuss about at night.
it was so relaxing watching him galumph around while i showered.

there's one now on the car wheel well in the front yard, poor dudes web keeps breaking. i just want her to be ok. she eats the shitty grasshoppers and flies up in this bitch.

tl:dr orb weavers are fun and calm spiders.

if you love them so much why don't you fuck them

i'm too shy to ask them out.

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Fuck off.

garden spider, light web on fire

dude i do this shit any time i find a spider in a web. fuckin 23 and ill go out of my way to feed it bugs n shit.
>autism

I killed 5 of them on my house/front porch last week. I can tolerate one mucking about, but not 5

I want to get fucked in the ass and get bukakke from a group of shemales. Am I gay? I'm not attracted to men, just to cum and benises.

Irrelevant and yes.

Seriously, you got one badass spiderbro there op. He'll take care of you.

thanks im glad I let him live

who cares? yes.