ITT: tropes you wish would die already

>character getting a shot
>"OWWWW"
>nurse/doctor:"that was just the alcohol swab!"

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The fucking Wilhelm Scream.

Name 10 movies where this happens

The fuck is this meme?
What faggot hates the Wilhelm scream?

That's an homage really, just a joke among sound guys :D

That's not just a trope, people actually do that

sound guys are the faggiest fags around

As a EMT I can tell you this is right. I've had people "ARGHH" the stethoscope. People are pussies.

They make or break a movie. So under appreciated.

>The other left

Firstly, this has never been funny in anything, ever. Secondly, nobody has ever said this in real life.

>You hear that?
>I don't hear anything.
>EXACTLY!

>some girl at a bar is getting hit on aggressively/threatened by male
>protagonist comes up to them
>"hey buddy. how bout you leave my lady friend alone"

I go to the ORL to get my throat examined.
The doc brings the camera.
I open my mouth.
Doc says "no, the other way."
WHAT??????
"Your nose."
Oh...................... right.

>humans only use 10% of their brains

>character gets shot
>falls immediately to the ground

Is the whole point of a willhelm scream to break the immersion the director spend so much time building up?

Because that's exactly what it fucking does every time i hear it.

Better not tell them you actually think that way or they'd delight in making you swallow your teeth, faggot.

In fact where do you live, I'll beat some empathy into you.

Stop being such an aspie. Most people don't even fucking notice it., let alone spaz out over it like a toddler.

>Most people don't even fucking notice it., let alone spaz out over it like a toddler.

I don't give a shit what most people feel you fucking idiot.

>Stop being such an aspie.

literally 100s of movies I've seen with that shitty """joke""" in it. I have every right.

uh...

>character gets shot
>continues limping along

"No, my/your left" can be used sometimes

Don't people fall on the ground even if they didn't get hit IRL?

NYC, come at me faggot. It's easy being hard on the internet.

Some people are panzy ass fucks screaming in agony over a splinter or a sprained finger. I have no time for that shit.

There are people who really need help without timewasting fucktards.

>person moves a gun one inch
>rapid rattling sound effect, safety clicking sound effect, hammer cocking sound effect

Learned behavior from television

I dunno, I don't suffer from asperger.

Fuck off back to TV Tropes and stay there

So it's accurate.

guaranteed you suffer from autism though, replying to me multiple times.

>group of people aim funs
>cacophony of "clichickchikgishigchikgoggashigclik"

You have NO rights you fucking neckbeard. If you want a movie without it then FUCKING MAKE ONE!

You don't get to dictate what other people do and the fact that you're buttmad over something like this just proves how much of a sperglord you actually are.

You sure got me there.

>normies on screen are having fun
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cat walks on screen

>meow

>characters accosted by street gang
>gang features members of every race plus a girl

>in a club
>people are actually having a good time

>"In English, please."

It only made me laugh once in Narcos because they literally weren't speaking English in front of the character.

>Simon & Garfunkel starts playing
>it isn't El Condor Pasa

>A scientific starts to explain some weird shit not that hard to understand
>"Woah! Say it in English, doc"

>then uses a simple metaphor that he could have used in the first goddamn place knowing all too well his colleagues wouldnt understand him explaining it in a scientific way

...

>bad guy about to shoot good guy
>gun clicks empty

>good guy unclenches fist to reveal the missing bullets

>Bad guy unclenches his fist to reveal the caught bullets

Yeah but our memes are fucking garbage

t. Sound guy in training

>variation of "new jersey is smelly/a hellhole/unsanitary" #4,027,193,027,840,163,364,774,810,649,028,928,333,875,646

I work with doctors and i hear it being said all the time. Its old men trying to be funny.

>bad guy gives undercover agent a gun
>tells him to execute a rando to prove loyalty
>the agent turns the gun on the bad guy and shoots
>CLICK lol no bullets
>bad guy smiles

>character looks at picture completely puzzled
>another character comes over and rotates the picture upside down so it makes sense

>character goes to bed
>doesn't stay awake all night with an itchy asshole

>have mild dislexia
>with my friends on a car
>i'm telling them how to get to the fast food stand we are going to
>i tell the driver to turn rigth
>dude i can't turn rigth
>just turn rigth
>i point the direction with my hand
>That's left, you moron!
>all my friends laugh at me

>Character smokes some weed
>He starts to trip out as if he is on mushrooms

>character A has a gun held on character B with a finger on the trigger
>character B is being uncooperative
>character A cocks the hammer to show they mean business

>character goes to bed
>doesn't fap himself to sleep

>Awkward character goes to a party
>Takes one drink or does one hit and becomes life of the party
Also
>Parties are everyone going nuts and cheering at everything
>Not people mostly just huddled in groups standing around

Less pressure on the trigger

>The gun is a Glock / no external hammer

>Weed is some magic drug that never has any drawbacks to smoking all the time

That actually has a real origin, in single action pistols you had to do that to make the gun ready to fire. So THEN they did mean business if you did that...

Hemorrhoids dude, buy some ointment. It won't fix them but it will allow you to sleep.

>character just ate a big meal
>they aren't all phlegmy and coughy

>NYC, come at me faggot. It's easy being hard on the internet.

I'm hard right now, you Italian guinea cunt. If I find you I'm gonna fuck you.

Broadway, times square, 9pm tonight
I'll be wearing a bowling shirt and jeans with a wallet chain on em.
Try me pussy bitch

>male character comes out of the bathroom
>they don't have a small wet spot of pee on the front of their chinos

>someone posts their opinion in a "tropes you wish would die already" thread
>you spazz out over it and then claim HE is the sperg

If I see one more movie explain the fucking pencil through paper worm hole shit again I might kill someone.

I really hate sound editors. That sword brandishing noise whenever someone pulls out anything even a butter knife is beyond stupid.

Only good example of comical sound editing was in Krampus.
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It's not "tropes you wish would die" it's faggots complain about plot points and post pics of a cartoon frog. If you think that the majority of the things mentioned here are in any way distracting to anyone else but aspie faggots then you must be a jew.

You sound pretty enraged by the existence of this thread. Your daddy sodomize you one too many times?

That's...not a trope.
Depending on where you're shot anyway.

Now that's weird jump of logic. Why would you equate one with the other. Must be that you're a retard with no better a comeback than that. Why don't you just go into hiding like fat boy and prove what a cuck faggot you are.

>character A has a gun on Character B
>Character B snatches the gun

Or

>character a gives gun to character b
>character a talks shit to character b and leaves
>character b shoots them.

>character brushes their teeth
>their mouth doesn't bleed

>character gets shot or gets hit by something
>drops on floor & puts the arm behind back

>smoke weed
>world gets all ridiculously trippy

>detectives/agents finds a name from stolen files
>it wasn't a person, it was the name of a boat/yatch/big carrier

>Main character gets shot 5 times, has 2 minutes to say his goodbyes
>Random extra gets shot 1 time, dies instantly

>Character has a gun aimed at h
>Grabs the barrel and presses it to his forehead
>"Do it!"

>character takes a shit
>their anus doesn't bleed
hollywood has become so phony

Keep calling people names online and your mommy's gonna take away your internet privileges.

What other movie besides Event Horizon does that?

>character doesn't use poop scissors to chop up their logs
>toilet doesn't clog

Or worse the MC gets shot constantly but never dies.

Fucking this

>character goes to bed before 4AM
>wakes up before 4PM

>character says "I love you"
>it was the name of a boat/yatch/big carrier

such an obvious detail, I hate when they are too lazy to include this

it happens, like captain america 1
*gets injection*
"that wasn't so bad"
"that was penecillin"

> I think we only use 10% of our hearts

I go to bed at 3 and wake up at 10
I bet you're lazy and apathetic all day because of how much you sleep

I liked the roar Krampus made in that first scene where you see him

>character drinks milk from the carton instead of pouring themselves a glass sitting on a scale so they can track how many grams they consumed

delet this

>masturbates
>ejaculates white seminal fluid instead of cumming blood like a normal person

What the fuck, Warner Bros?

Interstellar does it too

>kurlan naiskos sound when the gingerbread men are shooting the nailgun

>projecting

>humanity has a great amount of untapped hidden strength

>character doesn't bring a DQ blizzard into the bathroom to snack on while he takes a shit
I'm still waiting for a director to get this right.

>be me
>living with gf in college for two years
>have poop butter knife hidden in bathroom
>one day it's fucking gone
>gf tells me found a random knife in bathroom so she washed it
>have to tell her why we need to throw out all of the silverware immediately