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Weird innit?

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What does he mean by this?

For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God' sake, knob ache

Just use a fucking ash tray

Get rid of em.

'right?

>high and dry
>high=smelly

someone explain this to me, is this some britfag bullshit?

Adding to the fuckarage

Nice to meet you ken

Head like a fookin orange.

>cheap as chimps
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and he put the kid in, a wheelie bin...

If it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>turns out
>little monkey fella

So they said... lets do some business with the bananas

Its not a great wall its an alright wall
its the alright wall of china

Ever heard of the phrase undreth monkey?

It goes on for miles... but so does the M6

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Enough is anus.

No, it's just Ricky being a pretentious prick.

Is Karl an awful idiot or a genius who can't quite express himself well enough?

Without ricky it would suck. Same for steve

...

Hes an actor

He has a really interesting perspective on things, I would say the latter honestly

A bit of both

I wonder if he might have aspergers or something because he seems to not really have any empathy. He views everything logically, yet his logic is either flawed or half right most of the time.

I think that's why he comes off as so entertaining

I've never once heard anyone refer to the word 'high' as a word for smelly
Rick just desperately wanted a Radiohead song to be the answer

The main problem with Ricky is that he's like Mr Benn, whatever outfit he's been wearing that week he an expert in it. Writer, scientist, boxer, musician...

Merchant is too much of Ricky's yes man which is ironic as he's legit funnier than Ricky is. He still looks like an upright lizard having electroshock tho...

DONT TALK SHIT

Hell be fine

she was a right ropey little woman

Didn't go to school so lacks a lot of basic knowledge.

And he grew up next to a power plant.

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I wish they'd go back to radio format for one more season, and talk more about current events. The podcasts feel forced, and Ricky's laugh borders on the cringe-inducing at points. Definitely the least likeable of the three.
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My neighbour had a horse in a house.

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Reminder Karl has retired from television and has since taken up the Ukelele:

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Reminder Karl recently did an AMA on Reddit:

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Reminder Karl has literally changed lives:

thisislancashire.co.uk/news/14745057._An_Indian_Abroad____Blackburn_businessman_completes_seven_wonders_of_the_modern_world/

do we need em?

I had at that point, maybe once or twice before. But never again in the intervening years

alright then lets watch wendy's little program when that goes out, see what sh'e got to talk about

SICK OF HER.

Ricky has turned into his own character, he wrote David Brent as a half witted, self involved middle class Guardian reader...

..and then promplty turned into him.

love the story about the monkey firefighter

Where's your brother?
HE DIED

>Jamaican man spinning a fish around
De Trout Spinners

"grippage" always has me in fits!

It's all foodage

>Not as weird, it had a normal voice

His voice is starting to sound so old compared to XFM ;_;

>Would you buy a car with a duffed up engine?

Well......

XFM was twelve years ago!

(especially of food) unpleasantly strong-smelling because beginning to go bad.
"it's a type of preserved butter, used for cooking, smells a little high"

she was little monkey prostitute

Must be a southerner, never heard of it here...

>it's a ricky tries to explain and rationalize the monkey with a typewriter in infinity analogy

You call in, if your mum's heavy, you win a cd.

Would you buy it, Sup Forums?

Fuck yes. I collect 3.75 action figures and a Carl would be awesome!

absolutely

HEAD

>knocking about

Any of you bongs know the origin of this phrase?

LIKE

A HOLE

Needs an orange with karl's cartoon face on it as a head replacement

Ricky doesn't have enough smart people around him to stop his wikipedia knowledge ego.

>Let's say a kid is brought up in a jungle.
What are you saying? How can a kid be brought up in a jungle?
>It doesn't matter, let's say it just is. So...
No wait. It doesn't make any sense. That scenario can't happen.
>All I'm saying is, if a kid is brought up without knowing any woma...
NO KARL! LISTEN TO ME! THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE! WHO WOULD BRING THAT KID INTO A JUNGLE?

If I were Karl, I would've just punched him already.

Yeah that about covers it...

Are there any current podcasts half as good as XFM?

Bill Burr is still fun.

Maybe they could come up with Hey, Jude

>Merchant is too much of Ricky's yes man
That's not fair, Steve stood up to Ricky more than Karl did. He was constantly battling with Ricky to let Karl get his thoughts outs and telling him to fuck off for interrupting Karl's segments with his habitual need to correct everything he says.
All Karl did was whine about him to his bosses to try to get days off and beg Susanne to let him quit, then he'd go in on Steve because he knew how hard he would take it.

I like kevin pereiras podcast

I like CBB. Scripted stuff doesn't really cut it for me anymore

>he'd go in on Steve because he knew how hard he would take it.

I love Karl butthis really annoyed me about him, Steve would defend him a ton against Ricky and play devils advocate yet Karl would just bite the hand that feeds him and snap back at him for seemingly no reason. Karl kinda deserved the dead arm he got back then.