Itt: characters where the actress played herself

itt: characters where the actress played herself

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Are you trying to imply Eva is a anti social lesbian pedo.

Also someone else has watch this film shit did you like OP?

This is now a mommy thread

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yes

Mummy Mummy Mummy
I want to cum in your tummy

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>incoming movie where she playes an obsessive stalker

indiewire.com/2016/09/eva-green-roman-polanski-olivier-assayas-true-story-emmanuelle-seigner-1201727048/

>mommy
kys

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a match made in heaven

What are those things on her chest that she shows a lot?

no u

>starting a thread with Eva while intending it to have some other topic

>everytime

I really like it to even I can't tell if its a good film or maybe the critics are right about it.

Also I really couldn't hate Eva green in this film no matter how hard I try.

The part where she has a panic attack when she went to buy something for the spanish girl is sad and I think she just wanted love.

>tfw no Eva teacher to guide you in life.

>Eva Green is so sexy that she makes a disgusting habit look hot

yes that bakery scene was my favorite too

what did the critics say about it?

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I think she's a great actress. Or just has a great on screen presence. But not for those roles like in Sin City and 300. More like Vanessa Ives.

Kristen Stewart in this

>6/10 at best girl next door

I bet you jerk off to feet too

MOMMY user WANT MILKYMILKY
MOMMYMOMMY GIVE MILKYMILKY
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with sucking or fucking cute feet

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Its has 43% on RT.

The critics mostly hate the film because its barely really has any exposition in the film or for Eva character and that its problematic and really homophobic because of the film outlook on Homosexuality.

>mfw reading one critic call the film a right-wing fantasy come to life.

what the fuck. get this disgusting little boy out of our eva green thread

I'm out of rare Evas, guys. Post more

every real man loves feet, you're just an insecure lowtest faggot who can't enjoy a woman from head to toe.

>real man
>real
>wanting to be literally beneath a woman makes you a "real man"

I bet you're into female domination too, huh? Like to get pegged too?

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how is it homophobic when unrequited love is displayed in such a beautiful yet tragic way

;__;

s-stop

You reveal your insecurity. To submit to a woman for her beauty and grandeur to a woman when you could take her immediately if you wanted to, is entirely masculine.

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>submitting
>masculine

I guess I'll never know what it's like to be raised by a single mother.

You'll submit to me instead, faggot. I'll find you and then I'm gonna fuck you.

Okay, sure.

She was 23 years old

apparently she improv'd through most of the movie.

It originally wasn't supposed to be about lesbianism at all, but Eva wouldn't stop coming onto the girls so they just went with it.

Do you guys think Eva seriously has a "get my tits out" clause in her contracts? I mean, she whips those babies out at every opportunity. It's like she's the one telling the director "uh, can I get my tits out in this scene?"

top wobbles

top kek

i fap to this

I think they see as a homophobic because of 'muh pc happy homos can do no wrong'

Though honestly I think they kind of missed the point its about how bad someone selfish desire can get.

Though I still think Eva really did love that spanish girl. The part where she start saying all those sweet things to her before the 'rape scene' is really romantic and genuine.

I think if she wasn't such a autistic sperg she could gotten with the spanish girl.

Also Juno temple who is such a beta in this film didn't help her either

>That part where she kick the spanish girl out of the school
>just because Eva wasn't holding her hand and coddling her 24/7 anymore.

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here's one of my favorite Evas

She actually complain about short the rape scene was in the film.

>Eva Green wishes her lesbian love scene in ‘Cracks’ had been raunchier.

>The ‘Casino Royale’ actress plays boarding school headmistress Miss G in the film – which sees her develop a fascination with one her

>teenage pupils, portrayed by Maria Valverde – and has admitted she doesn’t think their romantic liaison was portrayed as graphically as it should have been.


>She said: “The love scene is soft – I wanted to go even further.

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eva is really the best

absolute madwoman

truly based

Is Johnny Depp cucking Tim Burton? He always casts his wife and Johnny as the two leads.

>his wife
haven't kept up with the news in a while, have ya.

My favorite Eva:

>>his wife
>haven't kept up with the news in a while, have ya.
Have you?

DELETE THIS

Patrick Bateman in American Pyscho

NO

SHE'S MY MOMMY

you're mentally ill

kys

underrated kino post

>Lisa Marie
>Helena Bonham Carter
>Eva Green

holy fuck i hate tim burton.

>ywn be a teenage spanish aristocrat that's so beautiful enough to make Eva melt just by looking at you.

And now i'm sad.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO.DathVader.jpg

Dam you Tim Burton.

GRETA GERWIG IN "MISTRESS AMERICA", "FRANCES HA", AND "YEAST".

ROSE BYRNE IN "SUNSHINE", AND "ADAM".

RUTH EWELER "ATARASHIKI TSUCHI"/"DIE TOCHTER DES SAMURAI", AND "MENSCHEN, TIERE, SENSATIONEM".

SETSUKO HARA IN VIRTUALLY ALL "MOVIES" WITH YASUJIRO OZU.

CARRIE ANNE MOSS IN "DISTURBIA", AND "RED PLANET".

KIRSTEN DUNST IN "BRING IT ON", "WIMBLEDON", AND "MARIE ANTOINETTE".

TAYLOR SCHILLING IN "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK", AND "THE OVERNIGHT".


"GOOD" THESPIANS PLAY CHARACTERS; GREAT THESPIANS PLAY THEMSELVES.

We should have seen more. Eva is a true cinephile and understands this.

Thank you user I will try watching these movies

Also what is your opinion Cracks I find it to be similar to Picnic at hanging rock but at the same time does it own thing with it being more of a character study.

I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT "MOVIE'S" EXISTENCE UNTIL NOW.

YES

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agree on the similarity to picnic. two great movies

what the FUCK

I thought what we got was pretty erotic but yea Eva right the love scene should have been really graphic.

>mfw Sup Forums gets cucked by tim burton

How do you know they play themselves? Do you know them personally?

I CAN DISCERN THEIR PERSONALITY, AND DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE CHARACTER, AND THEIR SELF.

why aren't you personally friends with more hollywood actors and directors?

>I CAN DISCERN THEIR PERSONALITY
How do you know it's also not an act?

FUCK

What part of "I CAN DISCERN" you didn't understand?

JEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!

That doesn't answer my question. If he can discern something that's fine, but that doesn't make it true.

wtf I hate Tim Burton now.

And today I watched Ed Wood... Martin Landau was great as Lugosi... And Martin Landau is still alive wtf

DISCERNMENT NECESSARILY ENTAILS ELUCIDATION OF WHAT IS TRUE.

I can discern that you have autism, it may not be necessarily true though here it most likely is, so I guess you win?

>whosdatedwho.com/dating/tim-burton
>Eva Green and Tim Burton have been dating since Dec 2015.

JUST
U
S
T

delete this

GOD I FUCKING HATE TIM BURTON SO MUCH

Tim Burton is not jewish user. It's Eva whos the jew in this relationship

>elucidate: Make (something) clear; explain.
>‘work such as theirs will help to elucidate this matter’
what did he mean by this

Until recently this A list director/producer/writer had never cheated on his significant other. Then he met this foreign born B-/C+ list actress. Within an hour of meeting they were having sex and he even cast her in one of his upcoming projects to give them an excuse to spend months together.
Tim Burton (and that was the end of his relationship with Helena Bonham Carter) (PROBABLY Eva Green "Dark Shadows")

look at that face

its a classic jew face

How does he do it? He looks like a goblin and in every interview he comes across as disheveled and autistic, and he can hardly string a coherent sentence together

TV so mad because old hack director fucking their waifu.

money/fame

Yeah, but what about Tim?

He is not though I was very surprise to find out that.

>Birth Name: Timothy Walter Burton

>Place of Birth: Burbank, California

>Date of Birth: August 25, 1958

>Ethnicity: Norwegian, Swedish, English, Scottish, German, Croatian, remote Dutch and French

What a pedophile bitch. I reported her to the FBI