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when did Alex Jones lessen down on the conspiracy shit, get more mad, become more entertaining and more redpilled and be a living meme?
No joke I used to dislike this guy for years and dismiss him as everything, especially a loon.
But he's so based now. He's absolutely taking the piss.
He's taking Brain Force that's why. :^)
>forest bathing
>muh filters
>under the moon
Where were you when Alex took the warewolf pill?
also it looks like he's growing fur already
And you can get it on sale before the shopping cart elves drop the discount by Friday at Infowars.com / store.
That's infowars.com / store.
This is fucking bizarre
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has he taken the ultimate red pill?
No globalists out there.
Alex is insane but I fucking love him.
its called nature u dipshit
does this bear also shit in the woods
>cue shameless battlefield theme ripoff
Thats the most redpilled video i've ever seen him do.
>nature, you dip in shit
So they're talking about something that plenty of people do all the time like it's some new-age healing technique?
yesss good goy.. stay inside!
outside is bad for your health!
WTF
Its what happens when you trust the filterman
he's right you know
Alex Jones is the prototypical dadbod
cant tell if hes fat or not its weird
is he strong? he looks strong
>living meme
You got that right.
hes powerful.
this dude is supposed to be 42 years old?
LMAO more like 55 years old
Getting out into nature is brilliant.
It depresses me that my local area is all farmland and no forest.
Pic related.
>No way Alex is in his forties, more like 52 or 53
Strongfat + dadbod = Battletoad mode.
>no way Alex is 40, he's at least 52
>Alex thought it was a compliment when he first started reading
hes strongfat
Does filterman not know about giardia?
that's because he's Bill Hicks
post your favorite alex rants
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glasses on
>glasses off
glasses on
>glasses off
no way he's 42
watter filtters dontt woorrk
only weak, fluoridated children need to worry about such things
He looks very strong tbqh. Naturally solid frame. If he got into power lifting he'd be a monster.
tfw we are becoming loons
he was /fit/ as fuck when he was younger
but then he started getting older and didn't realize that means you have to watch what you eat, so he became Porky Pig for a bit
eventually he started working out again and turned into the fucking monster of a human you see today
>not bathing in rivers
wew
I actually prefer rivers to lakes, because it's fun to play around with the stream
that's the real alex jones before he was replaced by bill hicks
the real alex jones had a thin sharp nose
holy shit that is just like a sam hyde video alex is that ridiculous lololol
Lakes are also warmer and more stale.
Warm water is bad for you and feels like shit to jump into.
I've been here for seven years
HOW
CAN
A
MAN
BE
SO
BASED
this
he's my guilty pleasure
it would explain how "goes against the globalists" but only got fat and old instead of getting killed
also
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His head and neck look less fit than the rest of him.
>alex jones films himself in a river
uwot
>monster of a human
Monster seems right. Still a fat fuck.
Dad bod is nu-male, low T, sexless, muscleless and often pear shaped. Alex looks like a linebacker that kept eating 3500 calories a day after high school football and got chunky.
Has he commented on this?
Also le weedman's wife in an ingame email
yeah. he totally admits it bro
The only thing that's been keeping me from going to the river and swimming is my gyno.
I hate this place
He is a bit chubby but he has that strong Neanderthal Germanic body build. Look at how wide his shoulders and pectorals are.
He commented on it in that OP video actually.
It's the smell
Swimming in rivers is pretty fantastic in fairness. I used to go salmon fishing in Russia with my Dad and on really hot days we'd take off our waders and bathe in that beautiful glacier run off water. God I miss it.
Hey Alex
BASED AS FUCK.
>giving a shit about being ottermode while married and over forty
You'll learn one day kid.
nothing works here
holy fuck this is amazing.
He's a BEAST
When?
How do I get hairy chest gains like that?
That's one green river
Filter the estrogens in your water.
>jew wife
>jew producers for Infowars
>employs STRATFOR employees
nuff said
This. The REAL Alex Jones wasn't a shill, just look at him: youtu.be
And just a year later:
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is there any actual evidence other than that he gained weight and "looks" different?
He doesn't just look different, he sounds different with a slightly different accent with different enunciation, his build is different, and his facial profile is totally different.
I don't disagree, I just wish there were sources where someone made an in depth claim and supported it. I can't really make the decision he has replaced the original Alex Jones based on this little evidence. I'm surprised no one has really got to great lengths to prove this (unless people have and I just haven't seen it yet)
He's gonna sell a lot of infowars protein pills
all you would need is a water bottle that he throws away and any bill hicks family member DNA
>Taking 45 days to get sunburned and suck your gut in a bit
Lizards can change their DNA.
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pls respond
ALEX NO!
go to 2:30, reading comments on the live feed
It looks like his boy needs a dose of super male.
>they knew his wife was a money-grubbing status-lover even back then
uncanny
Bro, How do you get Alex Jones mode?
Oh, I thought the cunt was referring to the "real" alex jones thing.
do you think you could beat Alex Jones in a fight?
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He's a 4th degree black belt in crazy. It would be a slobberknocker.
I'd KO him with a roundhouse kick.
It was a joke
Has anyone tried any of the info wars store stuff?
>100% Vegan
You let me down Alex.
Shit should be made with bull's blood or something.
>bull's blood
But who preps the bull?