Why do millennials fall for this shit

Why do millennials fall for this shit

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Too much Rugrats, not enough Ren & Stimpy.

They suffer from arrested development

this "box" idea has got to be one of the most brilliant and capitalist things I've ever seen

that said, it's fucking retarded and if you purchase any of them, you're a fucking imbecile

>No Pelswick

FUCK YOU
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Because adult life is so frightening for them that they feel it necessary to use nostalgia as comfort

See also: adult Disney fans

That actually looks high quality.

Loot Crate is so much better

>no Ahh! Real Monsters! merch
dropped

Her?

the only ones i've ever been interested in is the ones that compile a bunch of neat snacks from foreign countries into a box and ship em

That said, I would only do it once or twice, and I'm certain those predate shit like lootcrate by a fair margin

>minecrate
>disneybox
>lootcrate
>>nickbox

JUST

>just a bunch of shitty toys that'll sit in a fucking shelf
>high quality

lmfao

'Member the 90's? I 'member!

Whats next? Dorkcube?

There is literally nothing wrong with any of the products shown in that picture. What in the fuck is wrong with you?

People are unironically going to drink from a stimpy mug and play with a rugrats doll? Or will they just leave it in the box and get bored after they score their social media points

The one's with the high quality clothing are nice. Nothing like getting a cashmere sweater through the mail unexpectedly.

ooh! ooh! I 'membah!

Back in high school I did this with a German exchange student, he brought us a bunch of German candy and I gave them M&M's and salted caramels
>tfw you will never eat Knoppers again

That image tho

W2c?

Nostalgia and infantilism.

You 'member Kurt Cobain?

desu the mug is pretty cool

I assume the same people that waste money on video game cosemtics spend money on this loot crate crap.

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>all that Rugratz shit
>only one tiny thing for Catdog

>no angry beavers
At least Rocko made it in

>people paid fifty dollars for that
The fucking box looks higher quality than any of the shit inside it.

Your IQ has to be under a 100 if you buy one of those.
>Durr I'm gonna give this guy money for the unknown contents of a box because they have brand namesa of shows I watched a decade ago

fuck you

I wouldn't mind having a Stimpy mug

I work for a company that does them, we make SO much fucking money it's not real. Tshirt, mug, vinyl figure, a comic... $50 and they'll buy them all day long. Marvel, Star Wars, Disney, Otaku...

...the list goes on and on.

catdog was fucking weird man

The 'Thank You' frame is from Ahhh! Real Monsters.

>cosplaying as that limp-dick Chuckie

MEMBA NICKELODEON?

CATDOG WAS SHIT AND YOU PROBABLY GREW UP IN A TRAILER

Why does OP pretend like he's not a millennial?

>no pete & pete
Shafted tbhqh

>Pelswick
fuck YOU for reminding me that piece of shit exists

these things are the worst gimmicks ever you'll see like 50 year old stoners getting exciteddover this like wow a cheap pipe, RAW papers and a de-bowler..wew

Catdog was shit, man. Every episode was the same formula.

>I'm cat, I like a thing.
>I'M DOG, I LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT CAT LIKES!
>cat changes dog to like what he likes
>cat immediately misses old dog, changes him back
>dog acts like he used to again, cat resigned to bemused acceptance

No it's fucking not, all of these 'nerd boxes' are crap

No Doug merch.

oh shit, good catch m80

Assorted plastic crap made in Vietnam. Enjoy your BPA.

...

>mfw cartoon network was superior in everyway
dumb subhuman nick fans shitting up this thread

This whole "my generation is better than your generation because of the superior cartoons!" stuff is horrendous. Which generation was the first to do this on a large scale? 80s?

Looking back, Nickolodean has always had strange, mildly disturbing animation

>no salute your shorts

Trash can needed

Doug was nu-male brainwashing and I hated that shit even as a kid. Hey Arnold had the same exact formula and was infinitely better

>no Gak

YHOJ

you got a job opening m8?

Not op but I decided anyone born after 1990 is a millennial. My opinion is about as concrete as every other fucking opinion on who fits into millennial and Gen x as anybody fucking else's since apparently there is no defined set of years.

I dig that reptar toy

w2c

tell me more

Just your daily reminder that anyone born after the 90s and before 9/11 is a millennial

Protip OP if you are at least 18 years old, you are a millennial.

Modern life is so shit they retreat into fantasy and nostalgia

I dont blame them at all, when my nephew tells me how much student debt hes racking up and how much my brother is paying for his apartment I dont know whether to laugh or cry

Anyone born between 1980 and 1995 is a millenial.

McDonalds like 15, 20 years ago

Do you know why the generation is called the Millennial generation? It's because of the millennium. People who grew up during the turn of the millennium are Millennials, it's that easy to define. Most people agree that people born between 1985-1995 are Millennials (plus/minus a couple of years). People born 1996+ are too young to remember the turn of the millennium (9/11, early internet, early cellphones, etc). Generation Z, the ones that follow the Millennial generation, are those people that grew up (are growing up) in an era with high speed internet, smartphones, increased globalization, social media, normalized transgenderism, and so on.

I grew up in that era and like I give a fuck about some plastic bullshit.

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Milllenials experimenting early midlife crisis?

>oh good, I got rid of that pesky 50 dollars and now I have all this cheap crap

I mean a mug is a mug, you can drink things from it, OK. And the t-shirt is pretty rad. So that's maybe 15 bucks of value there. But everything else is garbage-in-waiting.

Is Cynthia okay?

You can buy this in stores senpai, I see it at Walgreens all the time.

Theres no way this isnt some stupid fad shit.

like pet rocks in the 70s. "nerd culture" is cancer

>I don't like neat surprises that come cheap every month.

Comfy shirts, too.

Hating Lootcrate, etc is literally "STOP DOING WHAT I WOULDNT DO!" It's not anyone else's fault that you don't have disposable income to fuck around with.

Beautiful isn't it? Sunk cost fallacy and Buyer"s Remorse fuel these shitty industries. People assume that just because you put $X into something you get at least $X back in value.

>using any of the t-shirts that come in Lootcrate

Do you have a Triforce necklace too?

My honest opinion?

Picture related, regarding childhood nostalgia instead of videogames.

This was back when memes were truly supreme

I browsed through the 'nickbox' hashtag on instagram and can't seem to find her profile.

Well that's wrong

Goooze master race. Although either one is better than being the little bitch whose parents bought him Floam.

>all these fucking retards buying these shitty loot crates for themselves

They should donate this money to Anzuu so she can get them all for herself whenever she wants.

She deserves it.

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>play video
>see qt
>instant boner

what the fuck is wrong with me

>she

nice dude

Fuck off cunt

The Turkish accent is sexier than I had expected.

Nah, go fuck yourself. I don't waste my disposable income on childrens toys, so I suppose thats the difference between us.

yeah I've noticed these nostalgic for the 90s types are usually not even old enough to have really experienced the 90s in a significant way. (18 - 22).

another thing, I'm so goddamn sick of all the nostalgia bombardment lately. so reboots and remakes, and "sequels" it's goddamn sickening. and these fucking reddit types lap it up

When you think about it "coasters" isn't really a very intuitive word, I mean what do they coast, nothing

Nah I wasn't even alive when he died

These things are nice if you're a lonely person and pretend it's a monthly gift from a gf(bf if you're a faggot) or a pen pal.

>Not getting the ytv box featuring Bob's car from Reboot with Enzo anal backseat action and bits of shit pulled from Phil's old locker.
American's will never know this joy.

DUDE

THE 90S

LMAO

You should get in on chinkshit general on Sup Forums, mate. Got me through some solitary times

memba when the 90s were good?

That bachelor frog hit a little too close to home

Not gonna lie I would rock Chucky's shirt so much

I got a few Bark Boxes for my dog back in 2012. They were actually pretty decent back then, good value, lots of stuff, and basically it just kept me from randomly buying shit to spoil my dog because he was getting new toys and treats at a set interval when I was getting Bark Box. Before that I used to just buy shit for him a couple of times a week, and it usually wound up being pretty crappy. With BarkBox he was getting good stuff once a month for a set fee.
Not sure if the quality is as good as it was back then, I've heard it's after dipping.
But yeah, any of those boxes full of fan crap are pretty fucking stupid ideas and a waste of money.

I need this in my life.

You can buy the shit that's in a Lootcrate™ for 1/5th of the price, it's cheap merchandise. You're paying a crazy premium for the temporary thrill of getting a present and trying to recapture a tiny sliver of childhood. These companies are predatory and prey on that impulse, it's more like an addiction than actually paying for a product you want.

member berries

>90's
>good

its all nostalgia