Could you do it?

Could you do it?

I dunno, I find myself masturbating more and more lately. Probably because I've entered a period of boredom.

Just realized the tower of text is his penis

Not if I was a very good looking celeb like josh hartnett. no

Why would I want to?

Would I have women throwing themselves at me like he did?

Pictured was the epitome of sexiness when I was a kid. God damn, 2002, was 75 years ago.

>300 reply self-pity "muh virginity" thread incoming


it's all your fault you fucking losers

everyone is a 40 day virgin in the womb u misogynist shitlord do u ever stop to think what u type before u type it u sexist bigoted fagshitlord holy shit
#Triggered

Why do you even come to this site you fucking normie?

>every poster on this site must be a basement dweller neckbeard

'no'

I "could" do it 1,058 times consecutively

i think the longest i've ever gone without masturbating since i discovered it is about a week

To do that you would have to live ~115 years famalmaba.

About two weeks for me, but that was in anticipation of sex.

>in anticipation of sex

bad idea, you wanna jerk more not less.

I learned that believe me. A near puddle came out.

there's a site called reddit

you might wanna check it out

You need to go back.

go back anytime

I went over a year without sex when I was deployed to Iraq and way over 40 days without fapping. I actually lasted longer than usual the first few times I had sex when I got back which I thought was strange.

>not watching in diana jones

This will.be the avg life span 80 years from now

The first person to live to 1000 is alive in our life time

> Literally gets drugged and raped
> Somehow it's his fault
> Woman who raped him gets away with it
> Girlfriend gets mad and breaks up with you

Even for 2002 I still can't believe this was actually made.

I knew this one marine who said his superior told him edging it while out in the filed would help him stay awake during routine jobs. Did you ever get any such advice?

40 WHOLE DAYS??

This.

LMAO

As if I needed reminding

Wtf!!! PFfffffahahahahhahaahhaa

Who is still a virgin at the age of 18?!

LOL! GOOD THING NONE OF US WOULD EVER HAVE TO DO *THAT*

Well, you're certainly more optimistic than I am lol