best way to kill myself?
Best way to kill myself?
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtube.com
twitter.com
Probably hanging, while on drugs. Don't want to chicken out, nice pepe. Here you go!
Me again. Herion with fentanyl?
Pepe thread?
...
...
Pepe thread, samefag? Yep!
...
...
Cut vein, easy and pain free
by cop
Fuck that! You're alive, how do you know?
Live you're life, nice slow death.
Agreed. Buy an airsoft, take off the orange end. Go into your nearest police station and point it at people. Instadeath.
...
>enter synagogue
>shout Allah Akbar !!
>Kidon killers will rekt you in an instant
>Sayanim useful idiots will destroy your corpse and make it disappear forever
>...
>Jews profit!!
Oh fuck! Is this a real thing?
rent one of these
...
...
...
...
...
Go to jail for CP
why the nigger was rekt ?
Wait till it comes. Dont force it. Sure vest way.
Full story?
my GF of two years broke up with me 6 months ago
>want to kill myself
>cannot get over it no matter what
What is the quickest way to suicide?
Pic related.
obnump
why did she break up user?
can you buy yourself a gun?
7get
Can't buy guns where I live, she said she got bored of sex. Before she use to be so "in love".
>6 months ago
Get over it, faggot
More of her? Ass, tits, everything.
Btt: shotgungun blast to the head
This guy wasn't even in jail for cp. He was having a psychotic episode so the CO's "americanized" him.
Im sorry to hear that user...
Is she worth it when she reduces you to your sexiness?
What about jumping from a tall building?
Was about to do it a few days ago cus normi shit. But when you really think about it just don't. You will destroy the life of at least one person. Just start taking heavy drugs also helped me
Bored of sex (((with you)))
Ask some niggers in the streets for a gun
You need 53 meters for a 98 % death chance and 76 on water
She ugly as fuck. Get over that bitch there are prettier women in this world. Also killing yourself over a women just proves that we can't be happy without them.
Stfu cuck faggot, she's beautiful and I loved eating her farts daily
We interrupt the suicite talk to bring you:
Don't an hero bro. Not sure why because im honestley there myself ...
But dont. U will ruin peoples live that u dont even realise u impact.
...
Who cares. You sure don't after an hero
That explains everything beta cuck. I guess suicide isn't the worst idea after all.
Are you pretty?
Whats your source?
Also you could get potassium cyanide from your local jewelery
Building+Jump+Death= Done.
Spoken like a real virgin
OP said he cant get a gun, so hes obviously not in the US
Also shitty music
Go to large building
Tie thin piano wire around neck
Make length of wire as to decapitate you about 40 or 50 feet above ground
Super glue hands to sides of head
Jump and scream insanely
People look up
See a screaming man tear his own head off and keep holding it
>wire stucks somewhere
>OP's hanging around in the air, screaming like a bitch
>all people watch him with hands in face
...
Why not hanging?
Or a train?
roll
Easy,love someone who doesn't love you back. Seriously dude, if you're not trolling then don't do it. Every douche canoe that fucked you over in life wins if you do this. Don't prove every insult and put down they dished out to you right. Step up, find motivation through this brief period of chaos and live. LIIIIVE damn you!
I am a train engineer and can confirm this will do the trick and earn me a couple of days of leave for my trouble
How recent is this shit?
that table is ridicolous -- "shotgun to head" has 1% probability to survive? you sure? 1.72 minutes till death? are you sure? electrocution, what voltage? cyanide, what kind and what dose? getting hit by car, what speed, what angle?
those numbers are totally random
not much, considering it's low resolution, blurry, clearly taken with a late 1990's feature phone.
51.5% Seppuku
I'm pretty sure stabing yourself in stomach and then getting your chopped of is pretty much 100%
Hey, at least OP has more options now
Die an hero op
>step one get to an isis zoned land
>step two get a suit of armour and claymore sword
>step three start killing whill screaming on the top of your lungs dues vult
>step four get beheaded
>step five profit
Go big or go home. Maybe you'll at least be noticed once in your life before dying.
Forgot to post a pepe