Have $5k

Have $5k.
Need $10k by the end of the year.

Ideas?

In return: fems.

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You got a lot of time till the end of the year. Just get a job.

Invest in a hot fudge enema franchise

>i need 5000 in 4 months

Get a fucking job how are you guys this fucking stupid

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let's assume I need this on top of my full-time job.

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pretty sure she has $5k laying around
imgur.com/a/tzTxc
send dick pics?

actually, buy women's panties from walmart
mix some flour and baking soda with water
smear on panties
sell them only for profit

Gamble.

Made 3G's so far this year on horse racing. Obviously risky but could be an option

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I will pay you $1k for your boipussy

how much did you bet to get 3G?

i can not find a flaw in this plan.

if you were me, you would just switch to full time work and not buy shit you didn't need.
would save you 10k till the end of the year easily.

but since you are not me, I fear, you have to sell your ass to niggers

dont go to work and keep asking for fuck know what advices on Sup Forums

Take your 5k, go to a casino, play roulette and bet all on black. If it's black youre set, if it's red just kill yourself. It's a win win either way

>you have $1k to spare for boipussy
you don't like fempussy?

cryptocurrencies obviously, duh

With about 80 trading days left in the year, you'd have to come up with about 0.9% per day if you were to day trade. That's pretty tight, but Q3-Q4 historically does the best in the year, and stocks have somehow kept in bull territory. If you have experience, worth a shot.

Do you have a mortgage you could refinance?

Kys. Go crypto. Look at /biz/ for big rises. Buy low sell high.

Also wait for bitcoin to crash. But around 2000. Double it within 2 months

Do you know any druggies with credit cards? What you do is give them cash for gift cards. Half face value is common, so maybe give them a better deal than that to ensure they come back to you. Make sure it's the sort of gift card that can be loaded into a PayPal account though, and then transfered back into your own bank account. It doesn't necessarily have to be druggies. Anyone with a credit card, who's desperate for cash right now will work. It's just that druggies are a lot more likely to be eager to do this sort of thing.

Maybe best advice so far. But hard to follow. I keep it as last resort.

Maybe not so good advice. But easy to follow. Just need suit & tuxedo to get into casino.

Keep $5k.

> Get job.

Get new bait

Forex Trading
Crypto currency
Amazon/eBay/Shopfiy drop shipping.

All of these are making me close to 3k/month

they will let a naked homeless man into the casino if he is going to walk in and bet 5K on black.

The fuck are you saying here?

Bitcoins

Put your 5000 into a risky crypto currency investment like ethereum

lol suit and tuxedo. Have you ever been to a casino?

Loan sharing without the hassle of strong-arming people into repaying. They repay in full with interest up front this way.

Nice idea. Day trading is kinda time consuming, isn't it?

*loan-sharking

Invest in a good crypto currency?

>Shit site, shit prices

cyancool.imagetemplate.net

>Maybe best advice so far. But hard to follow. I keep it as last resort.

And even worse, I believe this whithout going through the thread.

Sup Forums is Sup Forums

What amount are the items you drop ship roughly?

Apparently no, I have not been to a casino. I can not imagine leaving it with more money than before.

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>Just need suit & tuxedo to get into casino

Kek, who are you, James Bond?

I can see it all now, get all dressed up, then goes and sits at a 5$ blackjack table

They're usually pretty generous, the buildings and employees are paid with donations, it's a great choice

Exactly what I'm picturing too, next to a prostitute and a couple old drunks

>Have $5k.
>Need $10k

Put it all on Red and cross your fingers.

Is the payout actually 2 for 1? What about the share for the house?

house is 0 and 00, payout is 2 to 1

bitcoin or ethereum.

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Sell drugs.

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Thanks senpai.

Seems like some of you guys have experience with casinos. What's your profit/loss history?

The odds are less than 1/2 that you will get red or black, there are 2 always lose slots. So that's the casino's take. They pay less than true odds.

> pic related

I belive in you Sup Forumsro

just go for fun, and expect to lose money. Pretty much impossible to make any money long term

Invest in Bitcoin, get a job.

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Give it to a wealth manager and tell him you want to invest it aggressively. In today's markets you could easily double it in 4 months.

I always wonder how this guy has so plain white teeth. While the rest looks so low life.

Would love to invest in the same markets you invest in

I work at a casino slot machines are rip off. black jack and poker are your best bet

From what I know wealth manager won't work with 5k. More like 100k. at least.

Put 5k into cv2 coin at 2 satoshi, sell it at 4 satoshi or just wait. It's gonna blow up in 2-3 weeks

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The wonderful world of cryptocurrencies!

THAT is an un-fucking-believable set of tits. Damn.

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I know what you mean.

lol I said investing, not speculating

Put it all down on a single hand of blackjack. Double or nothin.

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If you have a strong stomach and can deal with temporary losses you can make a fortune. Just do your research, read roadmaps/whitepapers, and hold. I turned $1,200 into $61,517.10 in 5 months

doing what? Let's see proof

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Bought pivx between .05 and .09 cents because I research new coins and saw potential

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How much did you lose in other coins?

I put 2 grand in a few years ago and i've been playing with that ever since, I've cashed out 4 grand total

Take this thread then shove it way up your ass

There's your proof,

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How does their pelvis not get fucked by doing this?

Thats pretty cool actually.

I need coin advice from Which ones to invest in?

Flip salvaged cars
Look for cheap cars that still run and only has cosmetic damage.
Get them fixed then sell them.
You'll always make a profit if you don't buy cars that need major mechanical work

damn son! have more of her?

It's shopped.

He's really tan so they look extremely white, it's why niggers always look like they have ultra white teeth
He also probably takes good care of them, switch to a diet of water, rice, beans, and fish for a couple weeks and you'll see your teeth go back to being white too

That's what i real ass looks like

cv2 if you can hold for a few weeks. It's gonna shoot up. Pivx for a long hold. I expect it to go 10,25,and eventually $50 End of this year or the beginning of next

Makes sense

Just for you.

That's a cool idea as well.
Would you rather start with one 5k car or a couple of 500-1k cars?

Invest 5K into LTC right now.
See your money trippled within 2 weeks.
You're welcome.

>Would you rather start with one 5k car or a couple of 500-1k cars?
It gets hard to find a car for that price range that doesn't have non-cosmetic problems.
Within a few test drives, something could get fucked up, and you'd have to know what you're doing and barely make a profit after fixing it (if you're lucky), or spend more than you bought it for to fix it.

You start to tread the line with cars around $3,000.
If you're selling the car to ignorant people, they may not notice some problems.

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You have quite a bit of time til you need your money. So I'd say try out a really cheap car like a Honda Civic or Toyota Camry just to get through the paces. And so get a feel for how much it'll cost to get a car fixed vs how much you can sell it for.
Then after that try a 2-3k car.
Sometime early 00's would probably be your best bet.
If you have any mechanic friends, bring him with you so he can spot if anything really fucked up is there.
You want a car that still runs well. Just looking for cosmetic damage and minor drive train is ok, too.
But if the engine and/or transmission is fucked up, you'll go into the red.
My brother has done this for years and I've invested some money into it.
He's never lost money on a car.

Get a better job.

Kinda crypto noob here. Do you still have to change $ to BTC and then BTC to LTC? Or can you buy LTC for $?

Sounds prety solid. Appreciated.

Buy a Cambodian sex slave instead of a Korean one to save money. Less than half the price.

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