Wake up

>wake up
>see this in your hand
>what do

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count it.

Shove it up my ass

Buy a 1080TI, and a new monitor.

Wonder how the fuck all this money got there.
Freak out in a panic because this just defies every bit of logic, have a heart attack as the weight of my reality slowly starts crumbling.
I now realize nothing has to make sense, there’s no meaning.
End up killing myself.

Run

throw it in my safe. continued day as planned

I'd be really fucking pissed off that I was holding such weak currency.

check my ass to see how hard i get fucked for so much money

Go about my day normally but with more money. Probably buy something really cool and stupid

return it to the nearest police station. that would be the honest thing todo

nah jk
but legit if you wanna spend it, spend it on something that'll let you move out of mammy's basement

2 Chicks at the same time

Like the giant duck in Canada

cocaine and hookers man, fuck tuition

pic related.

Help move my mom out the hood

Lay off the pot/booze for a few days because I must have sold off a little more crypto w/o realizing it

Listen to that shit, man
The Weeknd music make the ladies panties get wet!
Jam that shit my nigga
I'm high as a motherfucker
I don't give a shit
I'm going to the strip club
I'm throwing 30 thousand dollars nigga, 30 thousand!
Fuck that shit
Spend that shit nigga, it's Christmas!
Shutthefuckup!
We trippy mane!

> Go to convert currency
> Buy things
> .
> PROFIT

Smile and feel warm and cuddly. Then frown and feel sad for that old lady with the hammer in her head.

this is so funny hahaha
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buy a spaceship and travel to new york city and attempt to take over the world and reserrect all dead people and bail out wall street and bank out main street and overtake the government

Explaining the joke doesn't make it better.

Couple gs for investing
The rest down payment in a car
Looks like 10 gs to me

shove 2 grand in the bank, spend the rest on vidya, and computer parts.

smoke weed everyday

not really that much money. the bundles of 20's are not a full strap so, maybe $1,000 each. So maybe $11,000 in 20's. Assuming the 100's are all the same denomination (but look more like 20 bills in each clip) so, maybe $10,000 in 100's for a total of $20 - $21,000 in currency. Seems like a lot but not a lot of new cars can be bought with $20m. FYI: this is drug dealer OR, someone who wants to look like a drug dealer - real heavy currency guys do not do that to their paper money. Long time banking fag here.

>hydrocodone syrup
>many valium
repeat until dead

wonder if I was drunk last night and went to an atm/bank. But the problem here is I don't drink or take drugs

Done and done

Take a picture an post it, asking people what they'd do with a few 1000 bucks of drug money?

Fuckin-a, man

Move to a piss poor 3rd world country, have a decent hut built, then buy me 2-3 loli servants.

fpbp

Go to canada and be rich

Jizz in my pants?

...

Pay bills and get another pet gecko

get some nice clothes and look for jobs to apply

Never ask my parents for money again.

buy a campevan, go stealth vandwelling, retire

Try to live without my kidneys.

buy used truck for 2500 buy a cheap ass trailer home and then this

Pay my rent and payoff all my credit cards!
>hardcoremode

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Walk up to hot grills wearing my god tier fedora with a fidget spinner in each hand while I vape. Tell them how rich I am and get some sweet puss.

Buy a nice stash of blow and get fucked up

Buy software/hardware I need, buy my mom a laptop, fix my teeth, pay for school of my liking, get a hooker.
>inb4 invest it

Go back to sleep to wake up with more.

>Jizz myself
>Furiously beat my meat
>Count it
>Jizz myself again
>Count it again
>Wank one last time
>Lock it in a safe
>Start loan sharking

Kek

>Use it to buy the most ultra rare pepe.

>get on internet
>Research guides for phillipines
>Go to Cebu Phillipines
>Have guide as my homie to keep me from getting into shit
>Bang hookers in 3somes till my dick falls off
Philipinas are the only asians with big tits that speak english

Freak out
Hide it
move
Live a good life with my girl
Get married
Die
Rince and repeat

I'd wonder where the fuck the rest of the cash I keep around is, and go check my safe and see if it's still in there.

lol thats what 15 grand, I'd still go to work.

i'd buy a ton of heroin and coke and speedball the shit out of myself for a while

>Buy shrooms immediately
>Buy new bong
>Get a 12 pack of Union Jack's
>Have a fun day
>Save the rest of the cash for other stupid shit

Shove it up his ass

Wonder when I started selling drugs

That's it? That's what you would do?

buy 93 gs300
buy new computer
put everything else in savings

He's right

throw it in the trash because it's fake, real $20 bills have a black woman on them