How do we fix Venezuela?

How do we fix Venezuela?

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Invade them Hue

Genocide the leftists

cant forget the corruption where their leader pockets all the revenue from oil sales and puts it into a private account

all the while claiming to be for the people

hahahahahaha

Give it to Colombia. This would make it a superpower by 2030.

Hue

We could take over

It wouldn't make Venezuela good but it would make it less shitty

this is because venezuelans are lazy brown apes, not because muh socialism

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Remove Maduro
Kill commies
Sell the State's companies to the private sector

Could work.

You can't. Just watch them die.

No thanks, we are busy enough with our own problems to bring in a bunch of brainwashed and hopeless commies in.
Better give them to brazil, they are such a big mess that they won't care about having one more little clusterfuck attached.

temporary dollarization, sell the public companies and fire 90% of bureaucrats, adjust the budget.

Removing the drug cartels would be a start.

Did we just get called a big fat mess by fucking Colombia?

Not such thing in venezuela.

Colombia is objectively better than Brazil at this moment

Socialism ruins everything. Adding lazy, corrupt brown people to the mix only exacerbates the situation.

BULLSHIT
They have el cartel de los soles, el tren de aragua, el tren del pacifico, la banda del picure, los pancracio, el grupo wilfredo,

Kill all socialists and their supporters.

Colombia has always been objectively better than Brazil at all moments.

Japan needs new land, and venezuelans can walk to the sea and drown there.

Because they managed to stop a guerrilla group from recruiting kids?

Not when the FARCs violence were at peak. Good thing I will live to see them all hanged. Bunch of manbabies and child abductors that claim to know better but keep hiding in the jungles living like dirty monkeys.

colombian goverment allows gay "marriage" and Lay education
guerrilla at least hates faggotry

colombian goverment allows gay "marriage" and Lay education
guerrilla at least hates faggotry

just burn us down so that we can rise from the ashes like a phoenix, then everyone will go crazy investing and making venezuela great again

A war. This is the only way.

Why not just print some more toilet paper. It works for us.

this idea that if a country fails hard enough it'll spontaneously get better is refuted by the existence of Haiti.

Mere leftovers of populism. Keep in mind your former president and your ex-president were both avid supporters of guerrillas.
Brazil is a divided country, will always be. It's simply too big, with states bigger than entire European countries, some being 1st-world tier and others being Ethiopia-tier. It's deemed to fail until we actually divide the country. Also:
>inb4 muh federation

was Venezuela ever conservative catholic society?
depending on the answer ill donate or not to Venezuelans to help them

Haiti is a negro country. You could resurrect it 100x and it would still be the same Haiti.

B-but Lula is going to jail.

Based Moro will condemn him and all of the PT

The Northeast and the North aren't part of the country,fuck them,we could fucking give anything from up there to other countries except maybe Manaus and it wouldn't make a difference except to our HDI and crime rates

The only donation that will help venezuela is a bullet to maduros head.

his ideology will still exist. Just wait and watch the Northeast vote for Marina en mass.

Remember that time you guys protested and revolted because you didn't want genocide?
>This is your problem now, faggots

Annexed by Dominicans.

Unfortunately, the best thing to do is leave the country alone. Chavism was widely supported by the population and a good chunk still defend it. If enough people still think chavism is a good idea, then this crisis will pop up again with different politicians.

Just let people suffer enough until they kill the corrupt government officials and default on the debt that people were stupid enough to give money to them.

>Saudi Arabia
>Arabia
>Northern Africa and the Rhino horn known as Soma-something
>Persia/Iran
w h a t

>FUCKING TURKEY
>EUROPE

Better get your asshole oiled up for another couple of centuries living under a moor caliphate.

One word...
Pinochet.

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>Removed kebab directly through war for 800 years in uneven circumstances and won
>Then removed their rapekebabbabies till 1800's, when there were not anymore of them
Okay, Colombian Drugeocracy.
Have fun with your rape and murder, we like it better here.

That triggers the Spaniard. I'm all for the banter, but this is written savagery what you just did.

>Trigger
>hahaha look at this 800 years war you won, that thanks to winning it, you invaded and /literally/ raped us!

Throw Maduro and his lackeys out of a helicopter.

We don't. We sit back and let it burn. Someone living there has to step up eventually and take control, right? They're not all seriously sitting there waiting for the gub'ment to fix it are they?

>We sit back and let it burn
QUICK CALL THE CANADIAN SPECIAL FORCES

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You know how much oil America gets from Iraq? If you cut that in ½ which is 50% that's how much oil America gets from Venezuela. There's a reason why both countries are a mess.

All the smart venezuelans are living east fort lauderdale now.

And just like India and Cuba, Venezuela falls victim to the American brain drain.

>Based history of kebab removal
>Get cucked anyways even when you don't have enough jobs for yourself

That only makes things sadder.

Remember when Chavez got his gold back? It's payback time now.

You know only 12 refugees have come so far, don't you? Life is good here in Spain.

oh really? do you know how much oil America gets from Canada?

>Life is good here in Spain.
Sure thing, pal

If it was as good as you're claiming I wouldn't have seen so many complaints from Argentinians and Uruguayans on Spanish """migrants""" stealing their jobs, for being paid 20% less or just enough to afford bread and milk. Also, tell your neighbors west of you to stop coming to southern Brazil, we don't need their poorly-qualified labor here either.

Show yours, examples of civilized countries.

hahahaha

We are the same except we don't have nearly as much oil. We still have plenty of natural resources.

will never happen as long as Amerifats and Europeans keep consuming cocaine

>examples of civilized countries.
Why do you need to get so defensive?

Takes one shithole to recognize another, you know.

Meh. You wipe Northeast Brazil off the map and we're good. And for both Colombia and Brazil, those come mostly from conflicts between the police and drug dealers. Now, that doesn't change the fact that your fellow countrymen are cleaning our toilets.

I was talking to a Colombian a while ago, and Colombia seems to produce the highest quality cocaine in the world, and it's not even legal/industrialized and all that fancy stuff. Can you imagine how much Colombia could cash-in if you actually legalized it and had some sort of world monopoly on cocaine? With government-funded mugglers and all.

Bringing powder degeneracy to the West and shekels to your pockets.

>mfw only a year ago leftists in the british press and in politics were praising Venezuela

Hahahahaha

Feels good to win

Oh and in answer to your question the first thing they need to do is purge the chavistas

Spain is pretty but THERE ARE NO JOBS

With all the gibs me dat muds storming europe, right now is a good time to not have jobs.

But wouldnt it be like a dealbreaker for a lot of international treatys?

I dont understand

The only coke users I know are hipster college students with rich parents

Liberals ruin everything

legalization = collapse of profits

besides it's an inmoral and destructive trade for everyone involved

And right now most of the money ends up laundered in American banks

ITS SOCIALISM, Rojo hijo de puta, Tu clase me da asco.

if only there was some sort of right wing military leader who took over the country in the late 70s, and then threw all the communist leaders out of an aircraft to preserve an american based liberal economy.

Yes, exactly, also think about all those rich liberals in New York and Hollywood.

Traditional people don't do drugs

I didn't know Colombia knew how to bantz
Cheers Pablo Escobar

The only way to fix Venezuela is by letting the country burn, that's right, people need to see with their own eyes and feel with their own skin the horrors of socialism. Only after disaster the masses will begin to swing to the right on their own and thus will never want to even welcome the thought of a socialist leader again. I used to live in venezuela.

I'm certain Russia and China are doing that to a large extent. They just keep it low and make it look like they're not even involved.

>it's an inmoral and destructive trade for everyone involved
Competition, competition: somebody's got to lose.
And they should keep it "illegal" a la Russa: the government allows the largest cartel to monopolize the means of production, while taking down the competition, earning a percentage of all profit made by said cartel. It would eventually develop into a shadow government facility that nobody has to know about.

Nah, it would be different if we were talking about weed, but cocaine legalization would be a no go.

I think our best shot it's creating a biotechnological weapon that worked like a plague and targetted the coca plant specifically.

Cheers for you too lad

The most fundamental part it's getting the army on your side. As long as the government keeps the soldiers bribed and happy you won't see any change happen, it's enough to look at the african shitholes that have been decades under totalitarian dictatorships.

When the nation is in crisis, a heroic leader steps forth from among the people.

He may not be the hero you want, but he's the hero you need.

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the forests are still the same thing kek

Cut off their manhoods and feed them to the goats.

Abolish price control.

Golly. Imagine watching a goat chew and gulp down your amputated cock.

There's no going back from that.

Go back in time, kill all the poor people in 1998.

If i could go back in time i'd rather get rid of Bolívar and his supporters before they became a problem.

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Gas the kikes

If we want to go further back, just kill off Spain.

none of the countries above is better than spain in any way
and build the wall you are a
CHI

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Is that São Paulo,lad? Looks nice

We are doing that. Except the money the country makes funds the operation.

> and Colombia seems to produce the highest quality cocaine in the world
You see, we produce so many high-quality shit but you never see them inside the country. Best aguardiente? Sold outside because retarded liquor laws, there's a rum that even won some international awards and shit but they don't sell it here unless you want to pay with one of your testicles. Coffee? Same shit, we can't into toasting coffee beans. High quality chocolate? Same shit.

Apparently it's the same with drugs.

This.

Fact: One of the national Venezuelan dishes is made with beans. They import it from fucking USA!

>temporary
Look at us mate

Offer and demand. South America wouldn't make cocain if Americans and Europeans didn't consume it

Just put a big fat nuke in Caracas and all will be fine.

Or become socialist and you will se no problem in this contry.

Why? you get more selling food and meds than selling drugs... so we have food cartels

beans...kek
but you are literally standing over a gold mine....that much oil...
In the worst case scenario you could sell it for 2% of its value like our politicians wanted to sell our gold resources and get out of this fucking mess.

The oil barrel has dropped in price and they had a draught recently. Also they are hostile to the US.
They are playing in hard mode.