What is Arnold's best one-liner?

What is Arnold's best one-liner?

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“The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let’s say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that’s what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I’m getting the feeling of cumming at home; I’m getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven.”

– Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gas the kikes, race war now

>I'm gonna rape you

gets me every time

>AAHH COME ON KILL ME, IM HERE KILL ME AHHHHH

AVAILABLE IN THE UP STAUR

"I'll see you later"
- Terminator 2

>what is a one liner

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you, last."

>Thatsthejoke

I will return

>Hasta la vista, [beat] baby. [gunshot]

Was Lou Ferrigno ever as cocky as Arnold was?

I know now why you cry

Bane?

LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT

>I am cumming night and day

You should never drink and bake

HERE IS SUBZERO. NOW PLAIN ZERO!


i never really got it

He's saying that Subzero isn't attractive, just "plain".

>I lied.

his delivery just makes it.

>Wrong

Top kek

Total recall might be my favorite arnie kino

You are funny Op. I kill you last

Sue me, dickhead

I'M DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBELL. I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!

Stick around

>Predator
>Throws knife at some dude in the jungle.

"Stick around."

IT'S NOT A TUMOR

>"benis :D :D"

>Iced that guy! To cone a phrase!

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>Got some nerve showing your face around here.

>What killed the dinosaurs?
>THE ICE AGE!

gets me errytime

Seriously, by a mile. "Conan, what is good in life?"

Hahaha

"Maiikull DuuKAHkuhs vill be de reeyul Tehmunaidduh !!"

>YOU BLEW MY COVER!

>AAAARRRRRGGGHHH
-most Arnie movies

COCAINE

DEE-LON YOU SUN OF A BEACH

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It's this, all other answers are incorrect

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It's cocainum you idiot

DILLON! you son of a bitch *muscle shake*

>"I did nothing, the pavement was his enemy"

I use that one all the time

>fuck YOU asshole

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>youve just been erased

how do you manage to shoehorn this into regular conversation?

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this.

PUT THE COOKIE DOWN! NOW!

Anytime someone falls down or trips. Mostly during video games with friends.

HEY BENNY

Maria Shriver

consider it a divorce

Don't leave that day job in order to become a fulltime comedian just yet.

"Stick around."

>I let him go.

It's a tie between stick around and I lied

Any other answer is fucking wrong

GEEV DEES PEOPLE AIHR!

DILLAN YOU SONVA BEACH

the one he throws a manlet off a cliff

Remember the time when Annie grope prime loli Alyssa Milano? Good times

Anyone of these...

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"I'll be getting divorced, for fucking my elderly Puerto rican cleaning lady"

- Arnold S.

How did he get away with this?

"You're fired."

True Lies sequel when?

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don't you dare to touch that classic

now that they have destroyed terminator not destroy more of the arnold past

>To be or not to be
>Not to be

"Put that cookie down, now!!"

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Imagine

"Talk to da hand!"

Look, other than that...scene, True Lies is a perfect action flick.

"Scrrrrewww youuuu!"

You wont be needing any clothes

i fucking love arnie

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

honestly total recall is full of arnie gold

You think this is the real Quaid?
It is

This, or rather the pay off is 10/10.

It's not a tomb-ah

You should not drunk and bake.

I like this
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WHATSA MATTAH? DA SEE AYE AY GOTCHU PUSHIN' TOO MANY PAINCELS!?

"Chill out. Dick wad."

Why am I wasting my time on a dime-store putz like you, when I could be doing something much more dangerous, like rearranging my sock drawer?

YOUR STEP PARENTS ARE DEAD

that he will be Back

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chloe moretz could do the striptease scene before she retires

>Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

"Why don't you go clone yourself so you can go fuck yourself?"

-The 6th day

See you at the party Richter...

>GOON: "Fuck you, asshole!"
>[pulls trigger on gun; it clicks, the gun is empty; goon starts to panic]
>Arnold: "Fuck YOU, asshole."
>[Ahnuld pawnch]

This just never fails to make me laugh.

IMAGINE

I eat green berets for breakfast!

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