Please help, gf took a shit on my chest after shaving it and i woke up to this

please help, gf took a shit on my chest after shaving it and i woke up to this

pic related its me

So much for an 'after shave'

You shouldn't take such things literally

thats what you get for being a degenerate

No she didnt but if she did you would have a staph infection of the skin.

It's a shit stain, just like your piss poor personality.

you probably got some kind of disease from the shit but it's what you deserve you fucking degenerate

>after shaving

You dun goofed.

Thousands of tiny little cuts just let shit into your body.

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Come on brew, use your head

Medfag here. If your story is true. You should clean that. It's infected. 20/80 mix of 70(ish)% alcohol and hydrogen peroxide

dont worry, the OP pic is from google so I presume his story is from Reddit, home of the degenerates

OP u need to go hospital asap trust me, that shits just gonna get worse

acrual docfag here
DON'T DO THAT.

Ah so much for trying to be nice /w/r/i/s/t/

fuck off lewis

Wtf are you talking about. Thatll clean it and disinfect it. We use it all the time in our practice.

Is that the firebird symbol?

rub with some banana peels on it.
the theroclocxcitrine is good for the blood, after that, rest for a few hours in the sun.
you'll be fine.

Lol you're going to die. No F

Yeah I dont know the lore about lewis

sounds like you need to practice more

Real doc here DONT DO THAT
Drink bleach

this.

Why not?
Not op.

>chest after shaving it
Phag

it is a cheap, also rude way to cause a infection
.

stupid fuck

Yeah I'm still confused why you wouldn't use the 20/80 mix. Like i said its what we use. You use it to clean. Then don't use anything I it but a bandage preferably one with vents

Timestamp fag

absolutely agree

lmao ur going to get sepsis.

Explain more so i can learn please. If I'm doing somethingwrong I'd like to know.

Hydrocortisone ASAP!!!!

trying this hard.

Thats what you get for shaving your chest, you faggot

wow- note to self: stay away from scat play

Bait? Are you retarded. Is a simple question.

Lewis fuck off!

Yeah, first thing I think when I'm all covered in shit "better shave"

fuck off lewis

looks like you're being bitten, afucktonne

You had heat rash and then you shaved your chest (lol homo) and it scabbed over.

> Efudex

Efudex is a topical medication for treating skin cancers. 2/10, OP.

Fuck off OP that's actinic keratosis, not some spooky scat disease

fuck off he's trying to roleplay

it is trapped blood.
try pierce your skin with some sharp object,
you can clean the wound with some formalin,
or you can just use some syringe to push the blood out. just inject some good amount of air behind the irritation and in a few minutes the blood with cam out, because the air density pushes it out.

>inject some good amount of air behind the irritation
sounds good.

You heard him op!
Get a bicycle tire pump and shove it in your ass and pump that life saving air in you!
Post pics to document the progress.

Just shave again and wash it.