AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

holy shit, who the fuck in charge of the marketing for this movie

Ironic...

jesus christ

Would you prefer randomly placed headshots of the cast and lots of blue/orange contrast?

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Getting some phantom menace vibes here

Some Chinaman, apparently.

OH MY....

what the fuck is this? dont azns know photoshop?

I'm gonna take this opportunity to ask as I am not a fan of Star Wars

what's the complaint about the crater thing in the death star?

I am sure these posters were designed by the company that bought the rights to localize the movie in those countries and they don't have movie quality graphic designers on staff.

>holy shit, who the fuck in charge of the marketing for this movie

Someone who knows that the international audience has essentially no access to movie posters and thusly does not give a fuck about how good they look.

What the fuck are Ip man and Prince Oberyn doing there?

I did this shit on my photo editing class

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That's awful. I hope you got a failing grade. Don't come here for reassurance.

>straight out of a kpop mv

that's a big deathstar

that's the idea

The guy who plays Oberyn is your generic foreign guy which they need for diversity.

Donnie Yen is a pretty big actor in China, so that helps with international sales. Expect to see a lot more pandering to the PRC

You might not know this but even a cursory glance at a few hundred other Korean movie posters will tell you there posters are designed to tell the audience what actors are in the movie to the exclusion of any other information about the movie's tone or theme.

Their designs are Seouly to emphasis the actors.

are you 16?

So, what. This movie is like an "in-between" of episodes 5 and 6?
I'd like to see what the last jedi are up to, but this seems kind of unnecessary

Do you mean 3 and 4? And no, the Obi-Wan movie hasn't been announced yet.

The death star represents one of the balls of the patriarchy oppressing woman who just want to play and frolic on the beach. The ball also symbolizes hitler who had one testicle. It's much deeper than you think, padawan.

this, Koreans and Chinese mainly are extremely shallow when it comes to films and only care for the actors.
>Seouly
heh.

still better than TFA's "black phallic objects in front of the actor's face" posters

lol

They're correct, the point of that film is that you want to thump your nozzle into Daisy Toothy's cunt

I think he'd prefer a decently made poster for a movie, nice meme comment regardless

What exactly is wrong with these? They look fine. Better than the posters for TFA.

>Death star... again
>Female luke skywalker... again
>prequel story for something we didn't need to know... again
>pretty but not too pretty young female protagonist to rope in the young teen girl audience... again

I like it.

>phallic
Are you literally looking for black dicks in everything? The gun isn't even remotely phallic.

>being this retarded

>a gun isn't even remotely phallic

i think you might be retarded, user

>a cylindrical object that ejects material at high speed is not phallic

Your fucking face looks better than the posters for TFA

don't get mad at him because he isn't a faggot

So yes? You are that obsessed with black dicks?

whoever it is knows that all you nerds need to see is the words star wars and you'll see it 5 times, buy the toys and the blu rays even if its shit

>there's literally nothing suggestive about any of these posters! shut up!

you're right, now let's see daisy's

>everything is sexual to me

They won't be getting any more of my money.

>mfw you can't be fucked to notice I didn't reply to the phallic poster guy

why would I be mad at him for being so retarded that he doesn't know what "phallic" means? That's something he has to live with, not me.

So bullshit comment aside, I have a question about this poster
Shouldn't the the scope be on the other side of the blaster?

Not anymore I'm not. My full time job is to shit post everything post George.

BIG
BLACK
STAFF

if you look close enough you can see John Boyega's signature on the staff

Most people would just see that as a weapon, but you see it as a cock somehow.

What's Peña doing there? Did Pablo flee to space?

you would have to be obsessed with interracial porn to look at that and think 'yep that's a big black cock'

>people this fucked up think they should be telling anyone else what's what

That isn't Pedro Pascal, you blind oaf. That's (the appropriately named) Diego Luna.

who gives a fuck, build wall Jose

Most people's brains would see it.

>handinpinkdough.jpg

>he doesn't watch interracial exclusively
>he doesn't realize that BLACKED is kino in its purest form

Don't you think you've ruined the board enough, Reddit?

NICE

thx its my first time

I think your mom

Is that mother fuckin IPman second from the left?

I wasn't debating the definition of phallic nerd, just face up to the fact that you have an unhealthy obsession with black dicks.

No. Handgun firing position has the barrel lined up with the nose.

Well that's definitely true for modern handguns, but the way Han's been shooting all these movies, I assumed with blasters it would be the other way around.

Then again, you're probably right and I'm just thinking way too hard about space lasers.

Holy kek, you must be very special. I'm dying

can't be real

That is blue orange, you're just too stupid to see it

And yeah the whole resort back drop on the posters is fucking retarded

One woman taking on the patriarchy

beautiful. A+

Disney will NEVER surpass the OG or prequel trilogy. No matter how much Jew money they spend, they will NEVER top Lucas' vision. TFA was literally a Marvel movie ft. Harrison Ford, Rouge One is hands down going to be the most forgettable flick in history. George should have taken the franchise rights to the grave.

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Yeah nah. Go to bed George.

Gonna be cool when Squall shows up with his blaster-saber.

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He should have you retarded faggot. I'm sure you're looking forward to watching this shit for the rest of your life.

truest post is best post.

I truly do. Fight me.

I'm convinced that the Star Wars concept has been forcibly placed in a realm of highly unrealistic expectations. The entire franchise, movie series, stories, developments etc have reached this new empty and formulaic style that could be called "The star wars style" since it has isolated itself from the genre of scifi and other fictional tales. People expect the "Star wars feel" yet no one can truly define what makes Star Wars Star Wars and why they worship such an idea. Star Wars has destroyed cinema as we know it but not only that, Star Wars has destroyed itself simply by existing. These movies should not exist by any stretch of the imagination and are an anomalous skidmark in the art of cinema.

Hahaha faaaaaag. I'm not reading that.

They look this way because trying to sell South Korea and Japan OT related stuff will result in disaster.

Why does Japan do subtly and minimalism better? The West always gets stuck with shitty floating heads posters.

The star wars feel is easily broken down:

>music by John Williams
>establishing shots of alien vistas featuring interesting or cute fauna
>dirty used car tier advanced technology that makes it seem mundane
>a deterministic universe ruled by a struggle between black and white moral opposites that are both too extreme to sustain themselves and repeatedly cycle

Guys, 'member the Death Star?

sadly your gay

>wall light patterns are fucking wrong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is only correct for Rey's because her weapon legit looks like a bbc

Of course you wouldn't because you're the exact mindless goy that the film series caters to and you don't give a fuck of the intergrity or importance of filmmaking as nothing more than a means to end for business. Disney owning the two biggest cash cows in hollywood is disturbingly worrisome but nobody gives a shit, they're going to to continue to bleed it for all it's worth and drain any charm or humility the films once had. This isn't filmmaking, this is corporate fascism gone unchecked and unregulated to the point of regression and destruction of the medium itself. Star Wars unfortunately represents the sterility and the commercialised nature of these business moguls who understand why the people love the films that they do and twist them into this shallow fanservice quip light hearted family friendly shitfest while the masses unquestionably consume and ask for seconds. Our credulity will be the death of us all.
It's despondent just how easily such a definition can be broken down into such simple and refined statements. I imagine JJ sat down with his disney representatives and basically used these points as a blueprint on how to maximise profits. Sad times.

>not a single white male
Is this the most diverse cast of all time?

>Kyle Katarn is now a nu-male

You are getting mighty extreme there. Have you tried considering they are squeezing all they can out of it because they know soon it will be impossible for them to continue doing so?

The current studio system is bracing for a storm that will eat at least several of the major labels. Disney will likely survive this being so diversified economically but its the 60s all over again in Hollywood and a lot of studios and directors will be going out of work.

I did somethin'.

No, for as long as the established brand exists there will always be an audience, young or old, to pander to regardless of its quality or its derivative package. Disney are lucky in that regard since they have Marvel and Star Wars which will proft generating machines for decades to come (I suspect) and as long as the nostalgia crowd and self fulfilling vanity identity nerd subculture exists, these brands are not going to disappear whether there's a complete restructuring of the movie industry or not. It only secures their position as invulnerable and even to be feared.

This looks like absolute shit garbage made in MS Paint.

Are you working with Disney?

stfu Brent Irwin

I think you're dumb

Muh Chinese Demographic.

YES!

>muh whites male leads waahhh
Why do you neets care so much? If you need validation, just go watch literally every American movie up to maybe ten or fifteen years ago to get the "din du nuffin white male" leads you get so spergy about.

I'm sure there is enough white self insert there.

to be honest, yes

very much so

Don't be this dumb. SW is prime Autistic Nerd territory and autistic nerds do not like the encroachment of any group on anything they like.