Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/-lYIglAVAoY
youtube.com/watch?v=47Ffo59fxFc
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

As usual

I'm still fucking here to post Asuka. Every waifu thread gets an Asuka.

Boop

Stupid trash thread is splitting the community and making us 404.

I dont like it either but what can you do about it. They seem to like it there.

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Hey

hey

youtu.be/-lYIglAVAoY

Welcome back.

Is it you from last thread? If so, how was your dinner?

ITT:
>betas
>virgins
>autists
>weebs
>all of the above combined

It was fine.
Where were you off to?

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Kek

>muh cartoon wife

bet for it

nigger faggots

>"reeeeee mommy get down here they're poo-poo posting in my thread again!"

Hi, how you doing?

My younger cousin was at a party and I had to drop him and pick him up tonight.

In this post:
>Someone who can't save a properly size image
>Someone who apparently has his delicate sensitivities hurt
>Someone too stupid to realize he's going to a gathering point for a certain demographic and bitching that he's there
Wew lad.

Hey is this Papa John's?

How nice of you

youtube.com/watch?v=47Ffo59fxFc

>muh image size
Virginity confirmed

I'm pretty good, just burning a little time before i go to the store. How about you?

>pretending to be married to an animated 10 year old
Muster up the strength to waddle your way up the basement stairs and take a shower you creepy fucks

Hey

Idk, I guess if I wanted to go to some I would like someone to drop me by. Anyway he came back to home at 3 am or so so not big deal for me.

I just wanted to check the thread before I went to bed.

>Ignored everything else
Trying and failing to troll me here friendo. Just making yourself out to look like an idiot

>someone who has sensitive feelings hurt
That would be you seeing as you went out of your way to defend yourself
>too stupid to realize blah blah blah
Yeah bc I didn't come here for the explicit purpose of shit posting right?

I thought autists were pretty smart?

Exactly, you're caring.
When is the next time you work?

You are a living proof some autists are fucking retarded.

At least my girlfriend is a human being instead of an image on a screen/pillow

>That would be you
Yes, -I- went out of my way. I'm the one who went to some random thread on a board borderline dedicated to shitposting to try and shitpost.
>explicit purpose of shit posting
It shows my dude. You're hitting all the notes that every unoriginal shitposter drags in. Literally all of them. You've said nothing original. Hell, i half suspect you're one of the people who used to try to shitpost here regularly.

Welcome back, eyebrows. Hows the new job?

>muh 2d love

>real women reject me so I take comfort in knowing that cartoons will never reject or leave me

Depressing

I have these friday, saturday and sunday free. Other than that I work everyday from 7 am to 1.30 pm. It is not so bad, I guess I don't dislike it. Before I got the job I never thought people would drink so much so early.
Anyway I'm going to bed now. See you tomorrow.

Thanks for being there today too guys.

Its eyebrows my dude.

Beep boop. Instant shutdown. Easy, dude. Don't strain yourself.
Also, why are you posting a bunch of far left cucks?
You might be right. Certainly talking like him, though might be a little more on point than eyebrows was.

I bet none of you can accurately describe how a vagina feels

>doesn't respond to what I said
Your turn now, manlet. Don't run from the truth.

If you think i'm going to write a couple paragraphs as to the feeling and texture of my ex, you're mistaken.
What did i not respond to?

You didn't provide an actual response to
You just tried to blow over it. Not gonna happen pal

It cant really be described unless you've put your dick in many different objects until you find something that feels the same. But to your fingers itll feel like the inside of your cheek, only tighter.

>my ex
You mean the fleshlight you installed into your body pillow before mommy took it away?

>being this much of a virgin
You didn't have to expose yourself like this, shouldn't have responded kek

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Bout to rip my vape and keep shitposting, feels good man

Goodnight!
Might not catch you tomorrow but I should see you Saturday then.
Take care

Waifu discord/ 77wrrsa

>"reeee he won't leave us alone! Retreat! Retreat!"

Was there something there to respond to?
I don't have a girlfriend because i don't want one. By and large girls are more expensive than they're worth, in my opinion. I'm not the type who needs constant physical contact or affirmation from another person.
Been there, done that. Monetarily, temporally, and emotionally, all were too taxing for my taste. I'm sure there's a better girl out there, but the ones i've tried aren't particularly hope inspiring.
No, i mean my ex-fiance. I used to be quite a bit more of a normie than i am now my dude.
He's more or less right. I'd probably throw in there's a bit more texture than the inside of a cheek, but it's a decent analog.
You ARE cream team aren't you? How you been dude? Lame as ever?

>instead of staying on topic with the thread, he typed a literal novel to protect his non existent self esteem
Shitposting goal: achieved

So what's it like working at Harvey Gulf international marine?

Yes. A literal novel.
You're one of those people who doesn't understand the word "literal" i guess.
And on topic, look around my dude. There's not a lot going on. I'd rather mess around with a shitposter right now than do nothing else. Has nothing to do with my self esteem, I'm just doing laundry.

>doing laundry
Women's work
Literally what?

Were it like, 50+ years ago, i may agree with you. As is, turning on a couple machines then folding clothes is such a trivial task, i don't care who does it. It's like 10 minutes of work.

is this a slow thread too

Claiming.

waifu is dead
hello

yes ive known that

How are you?

know you doubly know it :o

It's pretty slow. We just got over a bout of proper spamming for a week or so, so people are being a little slow to return.

Underage detected

this place is never not spammed

hello hello I love you all

I'm hate user

no you're not Konata

since tomorrow is the first day of a new month
remember to say "rabbit rabbit" when you wake up for good luck

"never not"
double negative smh fam

Oh sure it is. Most of the time, in fact.

I am for tonight

hello hello Shizuru how are you

hi

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Hey Love. Not too bad. Just a little on the hungry side and don't feel like going to the store. How about you?

holy moly those are nice numbers

bad and lonely

not so much, but not as bad either I guess.
what about you?

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nigger faggots

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Sounds nice. What'd you get?

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Mine

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