ITT: Terrible things we've done as children. I'll start

ITT: Terrible things we've done as children. I'll start.

>Be me
>6
>Cousin named Isaac is visiting my house, along with his younger brother, Gabe
>Isaac is 1 year older than me, while Gabe is 1 year younger than me
>While the adults are all downstairs talking (My house had a 2nd floor, 1st floor, and basement), us three were upstairs
>One of us uses our little-to-none intellect and decides we should all get butt naked while we hang out
>Ok
>We're hanging out naked in my bedroom, care-free
>Isaac is eyeing me up
>Too busy to notice the shitstorm brewing
>Gabe is also not noticing
>Isaac says he wants to try something with me
>My room had very large window covers that people our size could hide behind, so Isaac tells me to go behind there with him
>lolok.jpg
>He tells me to get on my knees and put his pee-pee in his mouth
>I ask why
>"I saw mommy do it for daddy."
>Seems legit
>Warn him to not pee in my mouth or anything
>He agrees
>I do as he asks
>Just us behind the curtain with my cousin's dick in my mouth
>Gabe interrupts us by watching
>Isaac gets annoyed, eventually calls it off because of Gabe
(Cont.)

>Be me around 7 years
>Have black friend
>he gives me his login for club penguin
>say "shit" on club penguin b/c why not
>get b&
>black friend is pissed
>tells his parents that i said black people are troublemakers to screw me over
>his mom tells my dad
>dad throws shitstorm over something i never said
>mfw

Child Incest Story, Part 2

>About a day or two after BloweyJowey.png
>My cousins live near our home, so they come back again
>Isaac wants to try our game again, which we have now named "Pee Pee and Butt"
>Genius Name
>Anyway
>I have a bunk bed (Fucking loved those as a kid, but never used the top bunk due to fear of spider in the corner
>Isaac brings me to the top of the bunk bed, telling Gabe to leave us alone up here
>He agrees, and the incest begins
>Rather than sex, we just remove our clothes and make out
>We're both hard, but don't know what to make of it due to being like 6
>These games continue for days, and even weeks
>I don't know the illegal acts I'm enjoying with Isaac
>One day during our incest shenanigans, we're just ending and leaving the bunk bed as we redress
>Suddenly, uncle bursts through the door to check on us, sees my pants half off
>Oshit
>He asks me "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS DOIN'?!"
>Me and Isaac are terrified, Gabe just sits there confused
>Uncle drags us downstairs to parents
>I'm certain my death is imminent
>He explains what he saw me doing
>Parents look as furious as him
>Force us to explain, with the threat of a spanking if we don't comply
>They slowly force me and Isaac to explain Pee Pee and Butt
>We get scolded about how this is illegal, and that they could be arrested for this
>We both get spanked anyway, even though we told them
>I didn't feel it as much
>"Well that didn't hurt."
>BAD IDEA.
>Get dragged back to be spanked a second time, much harder than before
>I run away in tears, fearing all the adults there
>MFW I now know what Isaac has been talking me into doing for weeks

wot

Child Incest Story, Part 3: Gabe Edition

>Be me
>Still 6, a couple of weeks after the incident
>Isaac is gone, I have no idea where he is and hasn't shown up with Gabe anymore
>Probably just school, I still haven't asked to this day
>Gabe is staying the night at our house
>Nighttime
>Gabe is sleeping in my bunk bed, on the top bunk
>We have trouble sleeping, so we decide to talk to each other from our bunks
>Gabe has to go to the bathroom
>Doesn't want to come down
>He decides to pee on me
>The golden rain flows onto me and my blankets
>I'm facing Gabe, and the holy water of his tiny cock get all over my half-naked body, including in my mouth
>Isaac and his sexual actions have corrupted my innocence
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>MFW
>He stops
>Soon, we go to bed as if this never happened
>I'm still covered in his piss
>Wake up later
>I'm all smelly and sticky
>Bed is wet
>Parents assume I wetted the bed (I did do that sometimes)
>MFW they will never know the acts that occurred

Thus, my child incest stories come to a close. Nobody but me in my family remembers any of this but me. Maybe Isaac, but I haven't seen or heard from him since then.

>eighth grade
>start tagging
>write around neighbour little shitty tag
>write in school why not
>bring silver sharpie and tag bathroom
>principal for some reason didn't pick up on this event till a month later
>tells our class that some immature student has written in bathroom
>they never found out it was me
>got in shit a year later going into high school for drawing pentagrams on the bathroom wall

>3rd grade
>butterfly pavilion field trip
>best friend was terrified of butterflies
>he wore a yellow shirt that day so the butterflies kept landing on him
>i made fun of him
>he started crying
>MFW ive been a terrible friend

>be me
>7 years old
>sleeping at my cousins house with my little brother (6)
>me and my brother wake up one of those days
>our cousin is sleeperight next to us
>she was super asleep, not even a tornado would wake her
>I got creative
>removed her pants, later her panties
>"what are you doing?" says lil bro
>"just something I saw on the computer"
>we start touching her ass and pussy
>we stop 1 minute later
>she wakes up, didn't even feel anything
>he didn't tell anyone, and we did it again next week but she wasn't asleep, probably liked it
>to this day only I remember

>Be 7
>Ride bike around town in early evening
>Come across high school party
>My cousin (15) is outside and sees me
>Has me come over
>Tons of kids underage drinking
>He pulls me into a bedroom
>Girl is passed out on the bed
>Her pants are pulled down
>Cousin and friends encourage me to play a game
>Tell me to stick my peepee in one of her holes and try to wake her up by moving as fast as I can
>I pick her butthole and go to town
>She doesn't wake up
>They tell me I lost and to go home

TFW you were tricked into anally raping a drunk girl

I stole a video game controller from my cousin.

OH SHIT

>be me
>2006
>8 yo
>into nerf guns
>have group of friends into nerf guns
>we'd talk during lunch and after school about what nerf guns we had, and we would have nerd wars after school n' shit
>it was all pretty good fun and games, in fact, some of my best childhood memories are those nerf wars we would have
>but then we were introduced to the sharpshooting side of it by our older brothers, most of them 11 or 12 at the time
>weeks go by and nerf bros are talking about their nerf guns firing speed, what targets they can hit on their house like the ceiling fan and in the square above a basketball hoop
>Then one day, while building a nerd gun to hit the windchime on our porch from the backyard fence, I see my dog playing in the grass, and I first notice his large, red asshole
>It was red and had a hole in the center. I thought to myself it'd make a perfect target
>take a shot at it from the porch
>Yuppie Kai yay mufucka
>direct hit. Dog lets out a yelp in surprise
>Tell my friends about the new nerd game I came up with.
>They love it
>Spend the next few weeks shooting are dogs and cats assholes. We were so fucking cruel to use the fastest firing nerf guns we had.
>after MONTHS of doing this, all our pets have to go to the vet because of repeated hits to the anus
>mfw I never see a nerf gun again after that

All these horrible stories, and you just stole a controller.

I tried to rape one of my female classmates when we were in kindergarten.

Once i fucked my friends couch

You monster

At what age is the cutoff for being "children" because that really determines what I say

I would say 15 is about the final year of childhood, but that's just me.

>Be 3
>Rich as fuck in home country
>Parents bought me ducklings cause I was an annoying little cunt
>The ducks love me
>Follow me everywhere
>Soon, I get the idea to give them so water to swim in
>Go outside and fill bucket with ice cold water
>Take the ducks one by one and put them in the bucket
>They can't swim
>Pull them out of the bucket
>See them shaking
>10/10 intelligence kicks in
>wrap them in towels
>ducks die of hypothermia
>mrw mom comes outside and sees them dead

Ok I guess I did a few things back then. Here's one that everyone here can understand both sides of, I think:

>be me, like 10
>have 3 brothers, only one pc in the house and it's in parents room
>it's password locked so we can only use the internet with their say-so
>one night they go out to dinner
>they leave pc logged in
>older brother goes to their room to play on it
>thinking nothing of it, I randomly walk in at some point
>wtf
>learn what hentai is because this anime chick seems to be in an uncomfortable and compromising situation with some kind of metal robo-tentacles
>oh my
>brother closes the window and says "oh. Hi."
>"Hey."
>brother looks at me and then the desktop and then at me and says "well I'm gonna go to the bathroom to poop for a minute."
>as soon as he's in the bathroom I log the computer out so he can't watch more porn
>once he's finished in the bathroom he sees that he can't use the pc and becomes enraged because I ruined his very rare porn time
>to this day I still remember that poor girls face, innocent child me had never seen such a sight
In retrospect I shouldve just left the guy's porn alone

> Be me
> No older than 10
> Have two step Brothers one younger one older
> playing Lego Star wars
> One beats me in a dual or some shit
> "suck my dick user lul"
> I do it
> I suck off both brothers
> Never talked of it again

I've sucked the both off and some strangers when I was young. It's fucked up my sexuality now I'm pretty sure I'm gay.

yeah not illegal.

Not me but some guy I studied with:

>Made some homemade noise bomb to explode inside a school trash
>Proceeds to corridor bathroom to explode in one of those stalls
>boom.jpg while in class
>Teacher thinks it's something serious
>Everyone laughs
>Teacher gets mad
it's ok tho

>1 week later coordinator comes, alongside there's a younger boy than us
>whythesadfaceboi?
>"Boy was shitting next to the exploded stall"
>"He is now permanently almost deaf due to the noise"

mfw I remember this story

>Be me around age 10
>Kids doing dumb shit in the winter sledding down local hill
>Laughing having a good time running and sliding down
>One kid hits a huge lump in the snow and a dozen moles come scrambling out of their burrow underneath it
>All of us start laughing chasing them
>One kid from the shitty side of town picks one up and pulls out a lighter
>Lights the poor bastard on fire and chucks him onto the pavement at the bottom of the hill
>Laughter turns to horror as the little guy rolls around writhing in pain
>I take a huge chunk of snow
>Throw it down on the mole
>Turns out it was an ice shard in disguise
>Sickening crunch
>Went home, had a kool aid jammer and called it a day

>be like 8
>at grandparents house
>grandma baby sits kids
>practically torture the kids she babysits
>fucking around in a doll house in the backyard
>"watch this" i say as i drop my pants
>shit on the dirt inside the house
>some little faggot tells my gma
>she comes out to check
>run inside the doll house and stomp on the log of shit before she can look
>get away with it

>few hours later, my mom picks me up
>at drive thru at popeye's
>forget i stepped in my own shit
>swing leg up on the center console
>my mom beats me when i get home

no, you did the right thing. bless you.

Im laughing so hard.. Thanks for sharing user

Fucking great. Someone screencap some of this shit add me plz.

Nice trips

>Be me, like 8 or something
>Cousin is almost a year younger
>Bored at my aunt's house
>For no particular reason we're in my room there and we get to show and tell
>I we touch each other a little but she doesn't like my hard dick
>(We're not really related I was let into the family so I got a brown'n)
>Fool around with her until we pull our pants up
>Never get caught, I doubt she remembers or ever would unless I brought it up.
>Idk probably would have boned if I knew what that was.
>Fuck.

i kind of did same with guy cousin, fucked me up a good bit

Yeah I fucking stuck my face between my childhood friends ass cheeks and humped his sister. I was horny as fuck. But when I was a kid I looked up funny games and got to a porn game site and basically everyone I got hard it hurt really bad until one day I relieved myself. I gotta do it all the time or my dick hurts when I get hard.

>be me
>8 years old
>getting fucked in the ass by dad
>he pulls his dick out and notices poo on it
>get slapped around and sent to my room
>end up getting grounded with no sex for 2 weeks

...

That's not horrible it just sounds like a childhood

True story so I won't green text
Me and my neighbor put screwdrivers in a girls pussy cause we were trying to fix her when we were 8. She was 6

She told her parents and they moved.

Around 22 ran into her at college she didn't remember me, we fucked a bunch and she would only want me to eat her out while she blew me because "her insides were scratched when she was a kid". I acted like I didn't know wtf she was talking about. She got mad that I was on PoF looking for other girls (that would let me stick my dick in for longer than 2 mins) and she started to talk a bunch of shit and use personal shit to try and hurt me. Told her I was the one who screwed her over. She quit school.

Was 15 or 16.
Wrestled.
Babysat moms best friends kids.
2 girls 1 boy. 12, 10, and 7.
I sent the kids to bed so I could watch family guy.
The 12 and 7 year old go to bed.
The 10 year old fights me and says she will do ANYTHING to watch family guy.
Told her she needs to help me with wrestling.
To do that she needs to lay on her stomach and pull her pants and panties Down.
I hot dogged the hell out of that tiny ass.
Many many times.
She is 18 now, tiny tits, big ass, and always likes to tease me.

Pics or didn't happen

Wow....fucked up

Didn't have pics. Was scared, plus it was a child.....ummm no pics.

Chekd. Post ass now.

>"HEY YOU FUCKING KIDS STOP SHOOTING THE DOG'S ASSHOLE"

Bullshit - the amount of noise needed to deafen someone would have been huge, no way a fucking home-made would have been that loud. Fuck, flash-bangs don't even cause permanent damage, and those things are loud as fuck. Lying cunt.

Did he turn you gay or no?
Thats sounds pretty fucked up though

Kek

This is Sup Forums not jewbook just tell us the real reason..you were fuckin em

Hey, you never know how loud shit can get in a bathroom

Yes, I do - I eat Chipotle.

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its b8 retard

sh sh sh
I act like I fall for bait
it was obvious it was bait
I just want to make people feel good

Had a very similar story OP. Though mine started with my step sister, started with a lot of just both being naked and humping then grew into full on Intercourse. A male cousin of mine and I started having anal sex, mainly me letting him fuck me because my dick was to big for his little ass. Then me an the same cousin started tag teaming a female cousin of ours when we would hang out together. . .was a wonderful child hood. Fucked my step sister all the way up to 18. Glory days.

...

I cut off my friends ear with a pool skimmer pole out of the garbage.

It was broken, no skimmer net. The telescoping poles that extend real long. Well we popped the cap off the handle and if you swung it like a bat backwards the skinny aluminum pole would shoot out and stick into the ground.

>Thought it'd be funny to shoot at friend.
>he ducks
>screams
>lots of blood
>90% of his ear is stuck in end of pole
>ride him on my handlebars to his house crying
>fear his mom so drop him on porch
>ring doorbell and run

We convinced everyone at school he had to have fat from his ass used to rebuild his ear. Dude still hates me.

>Captcha: kratz childcare

captchafag confirm

I'm just repeating what the guy said

>pic related

Little shit, that'll teach you to put your feet on the console

>2008
>im 16
>me, my friend at the time (17), and this other guy (19)
>we broke into this old guy's home
>after a little of scavenging the man comes to the top of the stairs and calls out
>we start to run
>man yells "im going to call the police"
>the 19 year old threw something at the man
>he falls down the stairs
>we rush out of there
>friend and i scream at the 19 year old
>he pulls a gun on us and tell us to leave
>he takes everything
>we go or separate ways
>i call the cops and anonymously report a crime
>they found the old man dead at the bottom of the stairs
>he broke his ribs falling and bled out internally
>no one ever knew i was part of it

phonefag confirm
unlike you I use a computer so I couldn't see picture

this

It's not a phone. It's a VM of remix os.

oh, virtual machine
still
I couldn't see image
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

kek
I did the same shit

When I was around 5 or 6, I choked my cat almost to death. The cat never liked me so i got mad when he clawed me and went to far. after 15 seconds of choking it i realized it was suffering and cried my eyes out for about 20 minutes and promised i'd never hurt an animal again.
I still think of that day and feel really bad.

Had a kid like this in elementary school, he would fill entire notebooks with swastikas. Eventually the teachers found out and he got brought into a counseling session with his parents.
> Fucking amateur didnt even try and hide it

kys fake

>be me age 14-15, creepy fucker, no love life
>have crush on girl, shy 9/10 qt (best friend has crush on her too but he says nothing during this. will say more l8r
>texts her on facebook daily, ask her a ton of shit and generally try to get to know her
>becomes friends with a guy that him and his fam is bonded with her fam
>receives advice from him, takes it
>text her everyday during this time, never talked to her irl once
>walks up to her one day, say hi
>shy qt says hi in a way that means she is really not into rn and wants out
>she turns away
>awkward af

got more, will post

Kek

yup

post em nigga

>be me
>be like 6, maybe 5
>playing shitty blues clues game on orange console I forgot the name of
>have two ferrets, a black striped one and an all white one
>parents leave me with all white ferret while I play my shitty game, striped one in cage
>ok.jpg
>white ferret running around me, razor sharp claws and flipping around in maximum autism'o mode
>jumps on my back several times
>the pain
>remember mom left lunchbox
>have plan

cont?

>pretty sure I am that friend

cont user
cont

part 2

>lil' nig ferret scratches my back
>open lunchbox
>wait for ferret to jump on me again
>as expected, he jumps and I grab him
>gOTCHAFUCKER.png
>shove ferret in lunch box
>mom comes home, saids we're going out to dinner
>leave ferret in lunchbox for several hours
>come back
>mom asks where white ferret is
>being a dipshit, i had no concept of oxygen and opened the box to see a furry statue of what once was autism'o the ferret
>mom flips out
>run into room
>lock door
>hear banging
>hear name

Long story short she broke the door with her fucking foot and I she then proceedee to shove it up my pooper. In other words I got an ass kicking.

so ye that was the day crackerbarrel mcdowny the ferret died in a lunchbox

P.S.

the nigger striped ferret ran out a month later. must have heard tales of user the ferret murderer

From third to fourth grade I had a massive, pretty goddamn illegal undertaking where I emptied the trophy cabinet of my school.
It took me a year to do it without anyone noticing.
I still have those trophies hidden in three safes across my house that I've forgotten the codes to and I really wish I could just return them.

creepy fucker cont.
>during this time in photography class with her lil bro
>go once a week and hang with him in class
>earlier had gone to basketball year end slumber party (was freshman)
>had a joke there where minorities turned the tables 1700 style, whites are enslaved and nigs rule the earth
>roleplayed young white bargaining for freedom, was sold at least three times during process
>decide to send note to her lil bro asking to buy his sis as a slave from him
>dude fucking flips, I like him just as friend ad i fucked up hard
>i say sorry but damage is done, he accepts apology (or so i think)
>takes my note home, shows his mom
>mom flips, reads my texts to qt (wasgoodkidstill.png)
>my mom recieves call from qt's mom
>forbidden to contact qt
>fml
>last april, great friends with guy that also liked qt
>he takes her to prom
>end up going to village inn with them after not talking because awkward
>surprisingly not awkward at all
>becomes legit friends with girl, even text her after refriending her (she unfriended me on fb)
>bro is about to become a legit thing with qt
>no longer interested in qt
>fin

less batshit than some of you guys but still good

would've posted earlier but internet cut

Internet cut?
>FeelsBadMan

yeah my fam's shit modem just sometimes decides to be a fag and not put out wifi
>on chromebook, supposed to be catching up on school

My WiFi is just as bad

I wonder if they were done raping her and wanted to see you join in for kicks or if they had only got as far as the pants off and were afraid to go full rape and used you to test her out and see if she'd wake up.

Had a Filipino nanny when I was a little kid. At one point, she was pregnant, I was being a little shit and throwing a tantrum over something, and she tried to grab me and I kicked her right in the belly. Caused her to miscarry.

It's been nearly 30 years, up until my mother retired a couple years ago, we kept her on as my mom's secretary. I always assumed we kept her around because of the incident, probably so she wouldn't sue. No one ever talks about it and I think my mom thinks I don't remember, but I do.

doesn't matter, those fuckers are disgusting
I fucking hate chads

This is fucked

Lmfao!

same

When I was 6 years old, I was at a friend's house and her and her little brother had just gotten a new bunny. While I was petting it, I accidentally pulled its tale off. Apparently those things come off real easy. My friends brother gave me shit about that all through elementary school and high school. I'm 34 now and the dude still lives in my area, and whenever he sees me in the street, he points at me and yells "hey, that's the dude who pulled my rabbit's tale off!".

I'm seriously thinking about kicking the shit out of him next time he does it. I think he might have autism or some shit, though.

Oh they all know and still remember when they space out into the deep recesses of their minds then cringe knowing that they raised an incestuous kid.

>I think he might have autism or some shit, though.

Even better. If he has retard strength it makes his scalp worth that much more.

Same we ended up making out under a pile of clothes, starting getting some where then the teacher pulled the clothes off and we got in trouble. The girl never came back.

what do you mean only you remember?

Probably. I dunno, though. The dude can't be right in the head, giving me shit over a minor event that was an accident, and occurred nearly e0 fucking years ago. I'm not sure I'd feel right beating a retarded kid.

Then next time you see him yell "That's the guy who's rabbits tail I pulled off!" and see what happens.

I'm actually gonna try this. I'm kinda curious now how he'll react.

Kek fucking hell dude

>be me, 10
>go to cousins farm every few weeks
>my cousins, Emily and Megan, would throw crab apples at me
>go there one time
>Emily throws a crabapple at me while Megan drives a go-kart (uncle is into little motorized vehicles like that)
>crabapple hits my jaw, critical strike
>knocks out two teeth
>costs my family lotsa $$$
>never really get an apology but whatever
>fast forward 3 years
>they got rid of the go kart for a quad
>finish dinner, go outside
>"hey user, wanna drive a quad?"
>fuck yes
>go see the quad
>plan starts hatching
>get taught how to drive it
>do two or 3 laps around the farmstead
>time to execute plan
>pretend to lose control over gravel driveway
>hit wooden stump
>I hit the front, but I'm okay
>cousin flies forward
>breaks her wrist
>she can't play volleyball for two years now
>never got in Trouble

I got you fam

>mentions age
>mentions year

So, we know user is 19, why is that a big deal?