You think your life is hard? well let me tell you my story.
I am ugly as fuck, look like an autist and since earliest childhood, i have a disgusting scar that runs all over my face. All my life i've been unwanted by everybody because of my appearance.
i grew up with my uncle who was a real jerk. his fat son was always favorite to him, and I had to live under the stairs in the broom room. All my childhood, i had not even one friend. My uncle and his wife molested me, they told me every day not to be such a creep. strange things happened, but it was not my fault. I got beaten by them daily.
One day, some fucking bird hit my room, and i just couldn't get it out of there, and since then this stupid animal dumped his shit all over my place. But at least, i haven't been alone anymore.
when i turned 12, a werid old man came, he told me to be from some kind of governemental institution and he wanted to bring me to school. i had no choice. i had to take a very very odd train that brought me far away from everything i knew.
since then, i was held as a prisoner / loveboy of some really crazy commune, believing they can do magic.
The worst of all is, that a man i never met before but most likely killed my parents is trying to contact me again and again.
I am scared, but i know, no hero will safe my ass. I must do it by myself, but he keeps trying to kill me.
Your life is easy folks, so cheer up. But I'm the one that will become an hero.