Have you ever fucked a musician?

Have you ever fucked a musician?

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only Brandon has

Well, I do make music and I fucked myself pretty much daily for a while now. Does it count?

i used to put sharpies up my asshole so yes

[spoiler]I fucked MIA twice[/spoiler]

i've kissed elias from iceage in ny once

get in line

you mean someone who has sold over 30 million albums ?

No, but I'd volunteer to do it with her

Yeah, I used to use Napster.

It depends on your definition

The idol meme has gotten really bad in Japan, where there are so many literal who pop groups performing in increasingly small and pathetic settings. When I was in Kobe last year, I was hustled into some terrace by a promotional dude where one such literal who group was performing. The crowd was mostly people who didn't have to be anywhere like me + 5 creepy blading guys who knew all their names and sung along with the songs. Afterwards they did a meet and greet and posed for pictures with the creepy guys. I talked to one for a bit, got her LINE, and fucked her in my hotel that night. She was 19 and named Haruka AKA literally every girl ever. Nothing of note.

That is my single brush with musical cunny.

dude you're so cool

I give you my story and you get pissy. smdh

Underrated

yeah

she's got a track with over 50 plays on soundcloud

I'm still a waifu-virgin. lauren is pretty though

Held hands with Trent Reznor at his stop in Montreal on the 2013 tour after the show. i was drunk, and I cried, and he stared at me like I was losing it. said "Alright?" and I nodded and he sort of smirked and left.

are you really a qt quebecoise?

yes, but I had to move to BC for work.

>qt
>quebecoise
Which is it?

>implying women browse this board
>implying french canadians actually exist

dont make fun of my special identity you evil anglos reeeee

I make it my mission to eye-fuck every unknown artist I ever see live, guy or girl.

So you could say I've banged Eskimeaux, Mitski, fat broad from Weaves, and every lame opening act in between

I brushed up against Grimes once

i hate you

btw I'm not calling Eskimeaux or Mitski unknown

I got to hug Emily Haines.

I used to go to Trash in the early noughties. Got a handjob off Lily Allen before she was famous. Made out with Kelly Osbourne once. Smoked a spliff with the Kings Of Leon.
Good times man

Varg gave me head

John Zorn raped me

Not a famous one, but yeah. Artists of any type are usually really fucking insufferable to be close with, though. Way easier to admire from afar.

kek

Kek

BULLSHIT. Give story.

I jerk off, so.... yeah

i've masturbated, so yeah

LOL NICE! +1

>was literally obsessed with him
How many times does that fucking happen?

The word fuck with a picture of her doesn't seem quite right.
I don't listen to chvrces btw.

I want leafs to fuck off

>you will never go to the swimming pool with lavren and be blinded by all the light reflecting off her pale skin

He blew it so hard. Plus, is she fucked up all the time?

well yeah just not a famous one

Quick rundown?

Shut the fuck up.

I said 'no'

the lore of brandon and lavren is too expansive to be quickly told to anyone, young one

I got all day, user.

Use the archive.

yea OP your mum plays a mean skin flute IFYAKNOWWHATIMEAN

read this thread, then come back
yuki.la/mu/58183887
this is where lavren visited this shithole

A girl in my college class supposedly fucked Deadmau5. All she had to say is that he's super skinny, like Auschwitzmode.

She still does come here.

less often after the whole impregnation incident with brandon

Brandon didn't say anything bad, he was just saying he wasn't impressed with the new material

>mfw lavren definitively read post on wanting to lick her bum sweat

but that's when he started sending her pms

Gross

He said there was only three and he wasn't harassing her.
Didn't he stop that because even he thought that was going too far?

>Didn't he stop that because even he thought that was going too far?
yeah he did play along with it for a bit

we get into the same discussion about the same shit all the time. it gets so redundant

feel free to fuck off

my girlfriend plays piano, so i guess?

and people forget that he's said before he makes a lot of the shit up. so these rumors about her and him can all be fabricated and there's people here taking it literally.

how many times have we been over it though? it's like fucking groundhog day

Ok, thanks.

Yeah, I had to put an end to that one. Shit was too weird even for me.

id hazard a guess that no one on this board has ever fucked a well-known musician, and it's not just because this is Sup Forums, id say the same about reddit, twitter, pretty much anywhere on the internet. shit i wouldn't even believe if someone told me in person, unless they were a girl, and even then they'd have to be very attractive, and rich to even put themselves in the situation where they could meet and fuck a successful artist.

Made out with Kitty Pryde and felt her down around the time she was relevant, but nothing past that

I still care I just want you to be a better person and move on

she's sexy af

>Brandon wants attention again

That's not even me nice tips btw

>Got a handjob off Lily Allen
Idk if this is true but if it is fuck you i'm so jealous

> role playing as Lauren
Come on now

cool lies bros

Should have got the weight off she cane here asking you multiple times.

I'm going to splunk all over my mom's phone to this pic

Yes but whilst we were in high school so before she became really famous.

Welcome to the club

Me 2

Lol

Nice high five
What kind of phone? I'm on her new iphone

Shit i fucked up. Mean to tag

Yeah, ill give you a hint: Hes gay and a famous pop star but not out of the closet

Samsung, it's a literal thot phone

Sucked Frank Ocean's dick.

Right.

What color?

White, and Canadian

My mom's iPhone that I'm going to use to spunk all over Lavern is pink

>Have you ever fucked

No ;~;

Yo dis dude don't Fuccs lawwwl

lol nerd

EDT Mastermind?

Yes, it's alright

can someone explain this to me please?

>have sex with a classical cellist
>talented, bit of a chub though
>discussing music after we bang
>she listens exclusively to Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack
>leave at 6, never call her back

vast majority of those images are 404 and there are no posts from her in the thread. didn't tell me anything except someone sent her an image of the thread where someone was shitposting about being her tampon.

I've never had sex.