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radical centrism edition

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you're a big guy

Shit survey. Muhammed isn't even their given name, it's just a religious prefix

on the lookout

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

>Property cost $10,000
>get a group of 5 people
>each chip in $2,000
>start renting out the property for $200 a month
>give each investor $40 a month

Is there a term for this? Seems like a nice way to get some income

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch

Great edition

Will heem Marcus Hausen one day.

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>neocentrism
*voms*

Alri Tim

you and what army?

Uh, you're not allowed to bring friends

it's missing Trudeau

anarchocentrism

the """beard"""

reckon I can get away with it?

Any footy on today lads?

shave it
yeah CL

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Champions league semi final you fucking dumb cunt

25 bings?

Dreadful

>Welsh anglofags don't even have its own banknotes
Literally england

The okay symbol being used as a post-ironic fascist emblem of white supremacy is aesthetic as fuck.

pretty sure that's the centre of anarcho-anything is just anarchism

No English football just shite foreign stuff. United tomorrow though.

Sure, but there will be costs in renting a property out. Also, what's to stop an investor just buying the property themselves, outright?

That's a 24% rate of interest. Someone's scamming you.

Juventus v Monaco kicking off in 20 minutes

no lad, if you shave with a trimmer you might be alright

fair enough

Going for coffee with a chinky bird I met on OKC. She asked me out, which was nice.

What should I order to not look like a runt? I've never been to Starbucks before.

take an electric razor to it and make it shorter

the shorter it is, the less noticeable how thin your beard is

I've seen a primary school child dressed as a footballer with a more convincing beard that was literally scribbled onto his face with a marker.

Look at cheap shitty wifi plugs and came across this

What?

wales was conquered and annexed by england, what do you expect?

like footy, like charlie, like my corsa vxr...hate pakis, hate fucking beamer drivers. love pints

Looks good. Don't listen to the rats arses telling you to shave it.

It takes over a month for a beard to properly grow in as some hairs grow much slower than others. Grow it for a month and if you don't like it, shave it

>no English football
the conference play off semi final started at 7pm
aldershot vs tranmere rovers

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Monopoly money

let the rorkes have their fun

that's trimmed to 6mm I think but the advice I'm getting from the lads is shave it totally

>Milk in the tea
no one warned me of these barbaric customs before I moved here

Has the word orient in the title

Where are the chinks?

App that controls your smart-bath, so it's ready when y you get home

I like your haircut though
did you show a picture to your hairdresser when you last had it cut?

No. Here's why: unless you're a 10/10, you don't look good with scruff. Period. This applies to everyone.

If you're less than a 8/10, you know what you look like with scruff? You look like a dweeb. A dork. A fool. An ungainly and clumsy man, aloof of his appearance, who has to remind himself to use deodorant, and who also is lazy.

Shave that shit

>Starbuck
macdonalds of coffee, wear what ya like

Double tall mocha latte and an apple fritter

large double double

Hey /Brit/, was the abiogenesis event that gave rise to the lineage of Earth's last universal common ancestor a fluke contingency or a necessary outcome of geochemical and physical disequilibria?

You need to go back.

Literally had no idea, will watch it now. Cheers mate.

link to poll?

I've been told I look good with scruff. I never have it that long though. Maybe a week's growth.

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might start dressing as a 1920s dock worker

Unicorn frap

Order a chai latte machochino with extra cinnamon, she'll pretty much just drop the pants and spread her legs right there and then.

nah it's just a short back and sides that's grown out for a while, cheers

I have 0 jawline Tbh so I'm using this as compensation

Ask for a cup of coffee because you don't do all that fancy poofter latty cappuchini shite
remember to say exactly that

just on yougov front page. Funny this was in politics section.

>before
>14%

BROKEN BRITAIN

God works in mysterious ways

McDonald's coffee is ok

Thanks

That's probably what I'll do 2bh.

shadilay my kekistani brother xD

The apple fritters are legit nice user

black americano

bring gum though because your breath will stink

Why do you have the face, hair, and facial hair of a 16 year old, but the ears of an 80 year old man?

accurate?

Alri thanks

Pretty gay desu

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say again?

Nobody with a beard should be allowed to work in a professional environment.

Let her order first and get the same thing that she orders

It's like you people have never been on a date before.

The best way to get someone to like you is to slightly copy them. This is scientifically proven

26% fluent in Spanish according to Duolingo lads.

I believe in the God of Newton, myself: a noninterventionist architect whose subtle essence underlies all substance and physical laws.

first time i went to starbucks i said

>can i get a large coffee

the gay barista didn't hesistate to correct me

>you mean a grande?

I was caught off guard. I replied meekly

>y-yes, that's what I meant

The gay barista knew it was my first time, and with a glare on his face asked me a question, this time with the preface that I knew NOTHING of the way of the 'bucks.

>do you know what kind of roast you want?

I knew I had him. I had the answer. This was my chance to show him I was simply unprepared at first, and that the way of the 'bucks came naturally to me.

>Medium roast please

The gay barista got on his knees and sucked me off right there and then

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mowing on a big turk

>Nobody with a beard should be allowed to work in a professional environment.

>can i get a large coffee

FOY

whats the party with the chav guy. i have a burberry hat

inspiring

why is melissa such a meanie?

Fake news most lads look better with stubble

scottish national party

who swole radical centre here

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good post

If you don't look at your best with 2 days worth of stubble, then you're not a man.

here
ready to ensure the fence remains standing tall and proud for everyone to sit on

Just paid £2.49 to rent this film on Amazon video on ps4

not even memeing

>tfw actually had a situation like this that went exactly like all my fantasies about this kind of situation would normally play out
>I blew it anyway
haha don't deserve to be alive

do one you absolute runt

good film tbqh

how old is the indian one on the bottom
need to know before i admit id put my willy in her

Do you lads subscribe to the metabolism first or RNA world hypothesis of the origin of life?