I'm a high school history teacher

i'm a high school history teacher
ask me anything

ever diddle one the kiddos

How big are your tits

Do you like your job?

How easy/hard is it? Be specific.

What do you teach?

How does it feel to wake up every morning and drag yourself into a school where the students are having more sex than you and don't take you seriously at all? And the only ones that do are just trying to milk you for good grades so they can avoid a beating when they go home. The kids that piss you off in class leave school and smoke weed and fuck their girlfriends while you go home to grade papers. KEK

Do you hate the fact if I work as a garbage man I can make twice as much as you

What grade/how old are the kids and what kind of history do you teach?

Is there any students you would risk loosing your job over to bang?

What do you do with your summers?

It's past your bedtime, I think you should sleep fellow user.

Do you want to kill yourself yet?

He/she teaches history, not makes history by replying to his own thread lol

Have you ever given lower grades to a student you fucking hate or one you know is going to fail at life?

Ever get diamonds looking at those teens

How does it feel to spend years training to be something just to have a bunch of millenials looking at their phones the entire time?

no i have a girlfriend
im a male
i like it. history is my passion. its pretty easy as long as the students arent reatrded. teaching at a 98% white school doesnt hurt either
quantum calc
i dont know how to respond to this
i teach on long island in new york you probably make half what i make
sophmores thru seniors. i cant stand teaching freshmen
no
vacation with the girlfriend, enjoy life. i also like drinking
no
im a fair teacher so no
no comment

Can we ask you anything?

i dont care, i tell them first day its their choice if they wanna pay attention but dont bitch at me if you fail

OP is ded.

Murdered in class full of Sup Forumstards. great. Call the mortition and the priest, or call them the bastard and sodomist, IDK.

>no capitalization
>no punctuation
>poor spelling
Guess how I know you're not a teacher.

Oh, so you work on Wong Island?

This is Sup Forums , nobody GAF.

i teach history, not composition or english
98% white
2% Asian

I mean I've had teachers that didn't care about that shit when giving comments and stuff like that. Not really a surprise

What zip code is the school in?

20000

Why are the black and mexican kids so disruptive?

why do you lie to the kids about Hitlers and the Nazis? how can the Nazis be white supremacists if they were allied with Italians and Japanese?

theres 4 African Americans enrolled and i havent had any of them
i dont. i tell them everything reagrding world war 2 and the times leading up to it. i tell them how Franklin Roosevelt is a glorified socialist who constantly tried to overrule the constitution with unconstitutional programs and court packing schemes. how he didnt cause the end of the great depression and germany/hitler/ww2 did

How come Vietnam is never covered- topics of us history from 1965 to current are always avoided?

where do i sign up for a school that teaches me how to get high?

how many times have you masturbated in your classroom?

which areas of history are your majors?

' teaching at a 98% white school doesn't hurt either" So your a racist.

if you could go back in history and change one thing, what would you change, and why?

So you teach your version of history.

what was your major in college, and if it was history, why didn't you go into actual scholarly work instead of settling for teaching high school? unless you're a hebophile, and then it makes sense, Mr Jones.

why do you type so slow?

Your existence.

what would you do if this student was in your class...There is a surprize

Why was the 1812 war fought?

how did you deal with cunts like me

why the fuck is there a tunnel at the front of the classroom... is that where the bad students crawl to their demise?

If was fought over the last pork chop marge made, and Bart tried to steal it.

Come on Op you know you love that teen booty. Leggings or short shorts?

evidence of events that took place

This was the last known photo of Jay Sherman during 1812 before his bloody death in the gallows

1 hour before the war broke out in 1812.

The words that started the war of 1812

Do you teach any AP History classes? If so, what are your tips on getting 5s on exams?

loot, and bounty stolen off the enemy lines

Is mayonnaise an instrument

>im a male
That doesn't answer the question.
See me after class.

ummmm, FDR turned the depression into the GREAT depression, he didnt save it from shit

last know location of spider pig during 1812

why are you high

>how he didnt cause the end of the great depression and germany/hitler/ww2 did
this is accurate
skulls for the skull throne

>Is there any student you'd bang
>"No."

Then why even come here and make a thread? Sage

Because i love history and pork cops

Do you tell them the truth?
Or do you teach them the typical lala land bullshit

he already answered this faggot, read the thread asshole piece of shit, an hero

whats your opinion on prussia

>i teach on long island in new york you probably make half what i make

So you pay about 2k per month for your roach infested 450 square foot efficiency?

negotiations for peace on the table with leaders

thats my opinion

>sophmores
>can't even spell sophomore
>is a teacher

Jesus fuck...

what your favourite ice cream?

if it was kept top secret, which student would you fuck and why?

Do girls try and flirt with you?

Have you ever sneaked a peek up a student's skirt?

Not op but I took apush last year. I think the biggest thing to do content wise, obviously is to know all of the topics and major time periods, but you also have to focus on making connections between the time periods, how one thing led to another, cause and effect. And you HAVE to study dates. Many questions are vague, and if you dont know what happened during the date in the question then you're probably fucked. Make sure you know the shifts in beliefs of political parties and the impacts of political movements too.

Exam wise, it's ALL about pacing. You have to know how to write a history essay, they're different from your typical essays. You HAVE to study this if your teacher doesnt tell you. Practice the shit, thats the only way you can be sure you'll do good.

or down shirts?

are you more harsher on the thots and fuckboys when it comes to grades?