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Lets talk about Keanu Reeves! why is he so perfect my friends?

Top 5 Keanu flicks?
Who would you like to see Keanu collaborate with next?
Thoughts on Bram Stoker's Dracula?

just post Keanu!

I want to fuck him

1 Point Break
2 Point Break
3 Point Break
4 Point Break
5 Point Break

I want to see Matrix 4

He has a shitty beard,
But he wears it pretty well somehow.
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Embarrassing. He's such a terrible wooden actor that it's unbelievable he was once (decades ago) almost A-list. How many jewish cucks did he suck bros?

my friends what do you think of my top 5 Keanu Kino?

Johnny Mnemonic
The Matrix
Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure
Street Kings
Speed

my goodness I love him

Real Keanu Shit?

thought it was dennis miller from the thumbnail

could he get any more based?

Oh look, a Sup Forums thread about the handsomest and best actor of all time. Great thread idea, OP.

1- Thumbsucker (best comedic role)
2- Matrix (who can forget)
3- Point Break (obligatory)
4- John Wick (hasn't got enough attention)
5- Side by Side (it's nonfiction but super intense interesting!)

Really looking forward to John Wick 2. First was really well done.

I love you user idk if you're gay but I wish you were my bf

what are you're expectations for John Wick 2? care to share what you'd like to see it about?

I like Keanu Reeves. He's a legitimately good guy who's gone through some really fucked up shit and still comes out breathing.

Also he's a hapa like me so we share a solidarity.

Do you suppose though that those theories that he's actually Cain from the bible cursed to wander the Earth forever have any merit? He does seem to age extremely slow...

what do you mean my friend?

are you there?

What do you mean what do I mean?

Nope I am straight but might a bit Keanu-curious if you know what I mean

I mean, hopefully just the same things that made the first one great. Dark atmosphere and some hard af gun fu. I know that he had a lot of ideas about action camera work for Man of Tai Chi that didn't get to happen due to budget, so maybe we'll see a development in that area. Minimal character - just a badass guy who didn't go looking for a fight.

Did you know he and his friend designed and made their own motorcycle? Bitches love motorcycles.

1. The Replacements
2. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
3. Hardball
4. Speed
5. The Matrix

1. John Wick
2. My own Private Idaho
3. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
4. Devil's advocate
5. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey

Point Break
Bill and Ted
Constantine
Matrix
Speed

idk sorry my friend i'm just all about Keanu

tell me about your John Wick fantasy pt 2 then

>My own Private Idaho
I need to watch this rite now!!

1. A Scanner Darkly
2. The Matrix
3. Constantine
4. Devil's Advocate
5. John Wick

> a scanner darkly

Shit, I completely forgot about that one. Is that the best PKD adaptation in terms of faithfulness to the sauce?

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Oh shit I forgot about that one. Good pick.

Also RIVER'S EDGE! Holy fuck how could I forget. Keanu and Crispin Glover in 1 film. Jesus christ

tell me about it should I watch it?

1. The Matrix
2. Point Break
3. John Wick
4. Constantine
5. Speed

god yes

It's rotoscoped, like Waltz with Bashir. It will leave you baffled and confused, like most PKD adaptations. It's gorgeous and ugly at the same time and it features terrific performances, maybe Keanu's best besides My own Private Idaho. You should.

I love you user idk if you're gay but I wish you were my bf

what are you're expectations for John Wick 2? care to share what you'd like to see it about?

I never read any of his books but I have seen all the film adaptations. I actually think A Scanner Darkly is better than Bladerunner and I'm surprised I'm the only one to mention it.

Blade Runner's design and look, coupled with that Rutger Hauer performance and the fact that it's so head and shoulders better than most sci-fi is why people love it so much. SD is just such a downer, people don't usually flock to films like these. Keanu in SD is so much better than Ford in BR tho.

Anyone watch Dark Web? He did the narration for it.

I'd date a tranny desu. like why not? life's so fucking long

I recently rewatched Johnny Mnemonic and it's pretty good. Could use a remake

You mean Deep Web right? The one directed by Bill himself, Alex Winter?

Oh shit, I had no idea. Is it interesting?

Yeah bro, or course

setlle down

I really dislike Harrison Ford in BR and in general so I'm a bit biased but SD really showcases drug addicts in such a perfect way coupled with the animation that allowed them to do interesting things makes it the better and more enjoyable film for me. I get that BR has a cult following but when you build it up so much it's bound to disappoint, for me at least.

Why did you post this twice? Also, that's all I have to say about JW2.

I liked it, it's a good 90 minutes tebehe.

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