Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop...

Yesterday I was having a nice day until I went home and discovered my wife had been using my laptop. I even had a fucking password lock on it, but for some reason my wife was able to get into it. On my desktop I had a whole file dedicated to loli and my favorite waifu's, but that's not what I was worried about, you see I had a folder that was hidden deep inside of my PC with all of my KP I've been saving. So I walked into the house and the bitch flips on me. I'm like "what's wrong bae", she shows me the laptop with the KP playing. I'm like wtf are you doing with my laptop, she threatens to go to the police and storm's out and takes the kids with her. she says she doesn't trust me around our kids anymore. What should I do?

kill yourself

Dump your stash right here

Kill yourself and stream it

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kill yourself then talk to your wife, do a 360 and walk away while streaming - bust most importantly kill yourself

Bounce out that state. New life time.

If she goes to the cops, you're fucked. If she divorces, you're fucked. If she tells anyone and they believe it, you're fucked.

You have two choices: suicide or murder

Fake your death and start a new life in Mexico or Cyprus.

only real answer
or somehow magically convince her that you don't see your own kids like that even if you do

MediaFire that shit.

There is only one way out of this. Murder-Suicide. I will adopt your kids *smacks lips*

You deserve everything that comes your way. You were too stupid during literally every facet of this story. Hope you enjoy being anally raped. Dumb cunt

kill her, rape the kids burn ur hard drive then either run away to a foriegn country or just END LIFE.

Post this again in three months

She manage to get your password so she is a pedo too. Just convince her that if she goes to the police she will also have to serve jail time.

Magnets time

>not encrypting your stash
>even if this is fake

On the floor?
Dinosaur?

Well you fucked

She took the kids and my laptop and I think she is staying at her mother's house. I've been calling all day but she's not picking up. It's not like I was cheating on her or anything, hell I could've been downloading it for research purposes, I could have seen one of those little boys in the video walking down the street and offered my help.... because I'm the type of guy that helps people. I would be the only one who would know what this boy is going thru and other people would just see another kid.


The bitch just called me back she says she just turned in the computer to the authorities and she says a warrant for my arrest has been issued I'm now driving around in my dad's old truck trying to figure out how I'm going to make that bitch pay for this....all I ever wanted was to be able to cum and not think twice about it but know my life is fucking ruined all because my whore of a wife wants to get out of our marriage.... I wouldn't have to look at this stuff if me and her had sex more often and now I'm fucked

liquidate your assets and move to some shit hole country where its legal to be a sick fuck like yourself

that's pretty bad, OP, i am really glad i am not you

Then proceed to rape your kids together.

uhh. it's pretty obvious. kill your wife.

What country?

/x/ is the board for roleplay and fanfic m8

sounds like your entire life and everything you have worked so hard for and your little family are completely fucked, you managed to fuck up so bad literally everything flushed down the drain. damn, OP, might as well kys make it look like an accident so your kids don't think you're a faggot

Nice copy pasta

kekd too hard also checked

Nightshade

This user is right OP
Just drink until you cant walk and drive as fast as you can into a wall this will look like you just fucked up and your wife will have to live with the fact that she is the main cause of your death
Just call her while you are drunk and tell her what a piece of shit she is

Shit will get to her and she will have a trauma of it

OP the only thing left to do now is an hero. Then you can redeem yourself

>I could have seen one of those little boys
What videos were you watching? Share some file names for research.

TBH Mexico might be your best bet. If you want to stay in the states, enjoy your new life in a new state with a new nam

Tell the police she fabricated the evidence using teamviewer or something. Probably not solid ground to stand on. Best shot, though.

kill yourself

hahaha

THIS OP
act surprised when the cops show up
tell them she just left your house after an argument, tell them your marriage have been going to shit for quite some time, and tell them she have been threathening to ruin your life and take everything that you own for a while now
but you gotta be cold on this
pull out some next level acting skills and good luck
or just vanish from wherever you live, and bid farewell to your old life

Trips seals fate. Stream it cuck

>suicide or murder
Why not both?

have to do it now pedo

Could just confront police and plea for therapy? They might treat with more sympathy as a medical illness.

This

Just drive and dont stop

True

nope nope nope. GUARANTEED jail time and guaranteed anal rapage

Meme

Sounds like a personal problem

OP. What are your thoughts/plans. Tell us what you feel

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"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

If this is true through, prolly best bet to either:

- kill yourself & stream it
- sell your shit and move where you can live with your kind (south of florida maybe?)
- turn yourself in

kek

cant see anyone being this retarded but its hillarious

This is why you never, ever, save your fap material. Stop treating your fap material like you are in a relationship with it.

Fuck that, she's a woman. She'll be riding her co-worker's dick within a month, guaranteed. She'll have a new man within a year, tops. The only way out of this hypothetical scenario is to liquidate as many assets as possible in the immediate term, then flee the country. It's all hypothetical, of course.

For starters, begin deleting all that files from your laptop.

This, just for possesing cp you're fucked with jail time and your butthole will be stretched by Tyrone.

Just kill your wife and move to a shitty country.

>cops being sympathetic toward grown men
yeah no
not in murica
maybe at a traffic stop
not this
he's already a rapist in their eyes

>The bitch just called me back she says she just turned in the computer to the authorities and she says a warrant for my arrest has been issued
read the thread, cunt

You should stop posting stale pasta for starters

>pic
I want that job minus the potential sudden ventilation

This is a bait thread. If you haven't seen this one before, you need to LURK MOAR.

In case it's not though
You deserve this. You wank to the suffering and mis-shaping of young lives. Their chance at having a healthy sex life or deep and lasting personal relationships are shot the fuck down by these shit experiences people like you encourage. You fucked up and you can blame whoever you want for it, but it's still you that fucked up. Take it like a man and go get your ass beat in jail for being the sub-human pervert you are. Enjoy the new life and dying without knowing your children.

An hero IMMEDIATELY

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Time stamp or this is a bait thread

If this is real just kill her for revenge then run away to Mexico or farther if you can. This is most likely fake still tho.

Door
Floor
Dinosaur

I hope this is fake. Any of you fags with potential problem. Encrypyt or delete it

drive as fast as you can to Canada tell them your trying to find sanctuary from Trumps Nazi Empire

pff women really overreact sometimes. Just wait it out she'll come to her senses

OP, you better be dying or dead

You gonna get raped in prison so hard dude.

Thanks, Sup Forums. When I begin to think I've seen stupid to the point where it can't get any worse, you post something deeper down the rabbit hole. Good job.

As for OP. You have an amazing talent for writing works of fiction. Why don't you write a book? You wrote this thread's posts so well, I almost believe them.

commit sudoku OP its the only solution

Take the laptop and destroy it in anyway possible. MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T FIX IT! Throw the destroyed laptop into a dump, then go to a store and find a laptop that looks similar.

this is copy pasta if no ones realized yet, this was posted about a year ago

>that fucking bitch wife of mine
>it's her fault im a pedo-curious creep and weirdo

Dude.

Kill yourself lol

>I can't be a newfag, I've been here all summer.

Microwave and power drill that drive. Consider not being a deviant in the future.

i mean it's just stuff on a computer, what's the big deal?

also... 3TB isn't research purposes.

You deserve the worst you fucking nigger. I would spit in your face and plant my boot in your face against the pavement. NIGGER

summer 07 not a guy and I could use a load so yes plz

This.

All that for korean pop
>Women

Whore of a wife? It's your fault stupid.

I don't know what kind of material you're talking about, you're going to have to provide some links

Kill yourself, pedos are the scum of the earth.

go for therapy! you are sick!

You go into exile. Leave state and everything behind. And hope she doesn't go to the fucking cops with it or other things.
The other options you have left have already been mentioned.

Also, stop with the CP. Think about your life.

And keep the kids for your enjoyment OP

>letting her leave the house
she should have become your basement babe at that point, keep her tied down there as a fucktoi, now ur life is ruined

all you gotta do is lobotomize her after dosing her and torturing her for a week, then just tell everyone she fell down the stairs and hit her head, or just started seizing for some reason, then you can take her around town on a leash like your her savior

Now that she fucked your life, hire a hitman and let him do the job.
Time to start a new life though.

> this is bait faggots!!!
but just in case....

>not a guy
ToGTFO

kek was gonna say the same thing. what a fucking faggot

First, you should probably destroy the laptop as best you can. Run a powerful magnet across the hard drive. Preferably get a new laptop and try using it often. It'll seem less suspicious than your laptop just disappearing. As for your wife and kids, might want to say your goodbyes, you done fucked yourself there. Also, so being a filthy degenerate child molester. Otherwise you deserve jail you faggot. Probably mostly little boys with "feminine " penises.

you should probably kill yourself to be honest

Its a laptop, pop out hard drive, screwdriver case,, twist screwdriver into platen (which shatters into shards).
If you feel game, save your porn into external hard drive which has been truecrypted (only old software truecrypt is safe)

OP said she took the laptop and gave it to the feds already. He's fucked. Or atleast. he wi;; be once he's in his cell with Tyrone

This has to be b8, no one is this dumb.

If not, consider
>wife bypassed password somehow
>wife looked through files, not only finding loli but finding CP
My bet is that unless OP left his computer unlocked and CP in recently opened files then she has probably known about it and has been waiting for a chance to confront him.

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