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Danz

Marine Le Pen is dominating this debate.

very highly rated by womenfolk

up the arse and out the gob

awesome dude, keep us posted for sure!

Why did caralad give this loser his script to post this uggo?

think i'm turning into a bender lads

started "ironically" taking picture of myself in girly/cute poses and got a bit of a chub on from it

farting repeatedly in bed to try and preserve the warmth of the gf's light and loamy imprint

*blocks your punch*

they were just talking about brexit

should probably stop drinking

bit of a dumbarse, lads

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is this you?

>Colbert was in the middle of a monologue launching various insults at Trump. In the course of this, he said, “The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s cock holster.”

>This is a kind of insult that has been used against Trump again and again. From murals of Trump and Putin making out to late night show gags, it’s now pretty popular among democrats to paint the US and Russian presidents as being gay for each other.

Hm, why are liberals so homophobic and bad at political satire?

need a gf who will fart constantly under the bedsheet and then force my head under to turn the bed into her own personal gas chamber

Americans casual approach to sex disgusts me. Imagine when your new gf asks you how many people you've had sex with and you don't even know the number because you had some tinder slag over every weekend for years

It's a slap in the face of God

mario brothers

not a wog in sight

I checked

any good new gimmicks lads?

parents were fighting at the dinner table again

just want to disappear

thailad fangirls need to fuck off

mental

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ribena is literally chaotic evil.

who won?

never seen a more reddit /brit/ related image

so a slap in the face of nothing then

Introverted boy
You are not interesting, boy
You think you're intellectual
But no one's talking to you now

no one cares
fuck off yank

mum got up and walked off
dads gone to bed

hate it

>D&D is reddit
fuck off

*fedoras you*

t. Northern Yank subspecies

I need to get laid.

working on one where i say "mario brothers" and get a big reaction

can't argue with this

me on a night out

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move out?

New soundtrack to my bedtime: Bodies hitting the ground on 9/11

I've got a good runtpost brewing but I'm waiting for my LSD to arrive before finalising it.

just fucked the homemade fleshlight for the first time in about 2 months, watching some ATK gf vids where the girl begged to be cummed in, it was an EXCELLENT wank

>all he did was lay on back during the whole booking saying suck my dick tried to get him more involved then left feedback saying i acted disinterested

I'm getting like 80% of it and got that impression.

She got him so riled up he was ignoring the moderators to try and attack her and she was just grinning like a chesire cat.

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Is it weird to not like going out and drinking

all he did was lay on back during the whole booking saying suck my dick tried to get him more involved then left feedback saying i acted disinterested

not homophobic at all

really? was it really mate?

fascinating

>script
my posts are all organic you utter wankstain
refrain from posting here again

love a pint

Not at all. HATE pints.

>Is it weird to not like going out
no
>and drinking
that's a bit weird
have a pint

Of course you do.

which one

good posts

I love beating lefties at their own game.

Oxford University released guidelines saying that avoiding eye contact was racism and a microaggression.

Then a couple of days later I saw a news article where Oxford University was apoligising for the poor advice because it discriminatory against those with autism.

It's literally beyond satire.

>>script
>my posts are all organic you utter wankstain
>refrain from posting here again

how many you had today then mate?

had 5 and one poofy little budwesiser

>male escorts

Should honestly try this. I'm good looking, tall, have a decent sized dick, ripped, high sex drive and have lots of days off work that I could use.

Then again what kind of women are going to be using a male escort? Its easy as fuck for women to get laid so I'd end up with all the mongs. Guess I could just snort a load of coke or take viagra. Coke would be more fun but viagra would be cheaper

cba watching this

Americans disgust me in general

really wish I could get life satisfaction from such minuscule dribbles of pleasure as a Rorke can tbqh

Any pintmen in?

>Budweiser
Jesus even we don't drink that shit.

No rizla lads
Preloaded the rolling machine, will walk to the paki shop, put the rizla in outside and smoke the spliff on the way home

male escorts are for male punters
that pic is of girl prozzies rating a client

>when the barman asks you where all the pints went

Why are rightists such triggered special snowflake cucks who need a safe space?

Pics

>people will shit on british architecture despite views like this being all over the nation
makes me a little mad desu

>>male escorts

>Should honestly try this. I'm good looking, tall, have a decent sized dick, ripped, high sex drive and have lots of days off work that I could use.

>Then again what kind of women are going to be using a male escort? Its easy as fuck for women to get laid so I'd end up with all the mongs. Guess I could just snort a load of coke or take viagra. Coke would be more fun but viagra would be cheaper

he's not a male escort, he's a customer. it's like ebay feedback between the seller and buyer.

not mine tbf, a mate gave it to me

not going to say no am i haha

@74387469

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"I dunno they were just here a moment ago."

durham cathedral is norman
rooo normans

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>cucks

mans on ____ ?

any poofs in the thread? lets make some gay noise!
*hurrahs*

Rolling machine is already loaded

you drink bud light which is way worse lad

Just realised this. Might try it.

Just had a look on Adultwork and all the men are mongy as fuck. Just wouldn't want anyone to find out about it.

I could fuck a tart for 100 quid an hour.

Fancy a trip to south africa

So

wish desustorage was still up. there's a ridiculous amount of posts Ribena made about wanting to commit terrorist attacks, plan uprisings against normies, "take as many down as he can" before killing himself, and asking for advice on phishing

>insult someone by implying they are homosexual
>not homophobic
love how leftists can't even follow their own logic

yeah, you

haha

got a tenner on juve

Wait.... I thought you liberals invented safe-spaces?

Are they bad now?

Romford.

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

haha

miller/coors/bud light are worse you fucking faggot

you will get no business at all from women

even facially disfigured women can find husbands

you post a pic and I'll post one on the way home from the shop

>SHOULD OF

I'm a pintman