How did 2 farmers in 1967

how did 2 farmers in 1967

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make a better costume than a hollywood film in 1968

Shittier camera. Film the same thing in hi def and people would laugh. Hell even in that pic you can see where the torso connects to the legs.

If the film had a higher resolution, then there would be no doubt that it was NOT a costume.

As grainy as that film is, you can still see the calf muscle, bicep, and the separation between the hamstrings and the calf.

Good luck creating that kind of detail using costume materials available in 1967, or even today.

Lol someone post that stabilized video of this shit

fake and gay
big foot doesn't even exist

>tfw you saw something that look like big foot in the woods
>tfw no one will believe you and you're not even sure you believe yourself but you don't know how to explain what you saw

>a gorilla who walked up right for 17 seconds who happens to live in a rural area can't possible exist

what did anyone mean by this?

this image is cringey af

>Man known for hoaxing things and is currently in a dire debt situation fucks off into the woods with a camera for funsies
>Happens to find bigfoot

k

kill yourself

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The mothman is also real

Well no one is denying that. Bigfoot is bullshit, but the Mothman is fact.

If Bigfoot did exist, so what?

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

You can see breasts on it and everything. Its bigfoot.
>inb4 consoiracy theroist
Aliens are also real, fuck off.

the easy answer is you probably didnt see bigfoot

a better question

Are you talking about the Manmoth?

nah, Mothman is fake. It's the Jersey Devil that is fact.

the mothman prophecies spooked the fuck out of me when i was 12.

should i rewatch it? y/n?

Of course not,stop being silly.

when was bigfoot radicalized?

Watch it before a long night time drive.

thicc af

>Bigfoot is bullshit


>a gorilla who walked up right for 17 seconds who happens to live in a rural area can't possible exist

what did anyone mean by this?

i bigfoot in Colorado in 1987 it was 23:00 thursday night august 13 1987 i was alone andit was walked into my camp but i scared it away i told my parents and my family about it but nobody fucking believes me the same night there was flashing lights in the sky and thunder but no clouds static in the air wtf

Give me ONE good reason there couldn't be a surviving small population of Denisovan hominids in the North American wilderness.

is there a carbon monoxide leak in your home?

Bigfoot and mothman are real. Jersey devil was a extradimensional entity that got caught here a hundread years ago, and either went back to his home dimension or is long dead.

Eyesight is the least reliable sense. Stuff like a bear standing upright to eat something is pretty startling to see and people's brains fill in the details of what their eyes tell them.

Interesting. Bigfoot is more connected with UFOs than most of the more serious researchers like to admit. I don't blame them really because it's an uphill battle for credibility anyway, but the high strangeness keeps coming up in reports.

Pretty sure they are still around

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nnnnnnope

The people who are so anti-bigfoot are just uneducated. It's a fucking monkey who lives in a forest. OH WOW so paranormal. SO out of this world. SO unbelievable

My dad asks if Bigfoot is real how come no hunter has ever found one of his shits?

fox mulder pls go

brehs

youtube.com/watch?v=8P9NDiPGoXE

You do realize theres a shitton of the pacific northwest unexplored, right? And logging companies have a good reason for trying to debunk a sentient primate that they destroy the habitat too to make toilet paper and hustler mags.

It's a monkey

In North America

>It's a fucking monkey

More likely a species in the Homo genus.

If you're going to go by actual anatomy, apes and monkeys don't actually sway their arms back and forth when walking. It's a distinctly human trait.

Greentext it, i wanna hear this shit.

You should have asked the Hendersons for help.

there are lions here,why can't there be monks?

Other animals eat his shit to gain his power.

youtube.com/watch?v=TZ5hRteTpos

This is the only real paranormal thing.

Yes, we have a lot of problems with them.

My theory is that aliens are anal probibing bigfoots like they do to humans

That's what the Hoop Snakes want you to think.

jesus christ

how often do you see human shit in the woods?

خوارق هو مجرد كلمة أخرى لافتقاره إلى الخيال المجهول

The most of the more is the true mystery.

Who are they...where do they hide...why haven't we found bones.

i got taped by an incubus once

wtf

My dog would always make sure no trace was left.

Not sure if that was the 3/4 Sheppard or 1/4 Wolf. Wolf I'd guess.

IDK about bigfoot but there is definately a creature in the Australian outback. Ive had 2 experiences with in my life.

When i was 9, my family were driving at night on a really long stretch of road. we pulled over because my dad was getting sleepy.

Something came out of the bushes and walked around our car, then disappeared. My mother described it as a 8 foot tall man with white fur.

10 years later I was driving on a highway about 50km from the original sighting when my car broke down. while i was trying to repair it, i heard a noise in the bushes and shone my flashlight to see what it was, I just saw 2 red eyes and a white head that looked like a retarded gorilla. It ran away.

I got in my car and locked the doors, waiting for the NRMA to get there.

The bloke who picked me up said a dozen people had similar experiences in the area.

wordart kek

there is so much about this footage, the way of walking, the swinging of the arms, even the turning of the head. Then there is these short legs and the broad upper body. The costume must have cost a fortune to make and the whole motion weeks to train.

Im too scared, what happens

You turn on the lights

I saw a ghost once. It was 3 AM. I was drunk. And high.

Ask me anything

im too scared for the answer so i'll ask and come back in the morning

did it talk to you

Not often, but people don't generally live in the woods. You find all other sorts of shit, tracks and traces of animals in the woods.

why not just run that bitch over.

or get out and beat her with batons.

Being drunk and high actually increases awareness to the paranormal. What happend?

was it a gril

Abo experiences belong on Sup Forums m8

and then she does her witchcraft on you, or worse, turns you over to isis

a hunched over woman runs at a car at a police car around 5 miles per hour while a "policeman" screams

i'm drunk all the time and never see shit,why?

You know how I know this is fake? They didn't just run her over. Obviously if your friend is in the suit you can't just kill them. If this really happened they would have pressed on the gas and not looked back.

some people have a natural curiosity with the paranormal. If i saw that and I wasn't alone I would inspect her. If i was alone i'd gtfo but with a group who gives a fuck

They bury the bodies, they hide in the trees.

What makes this paranormal? It's just a person acting weird.

Maybe not alot of ghosts around

I want to be killed by a paranormal entity.

But if we assume the bigfoot is aware and has to hide it would be burying its shit. I mean natives were here forever and if bigfoot exists I don't image the two coexisting. So bigfoot probably evolved to be sneaky as hell.

i want to fuck a paranormal entity

>>The most of the more is the true mystery.
huh? what is this

dude me too! I think I was 11, though. Signs fucked me up as well.

Dude is driving through the middle of the Middle Eastern desert at night, dark as shit, finds a woman dressed in white hunched over walking around and drives close to her and she starts screaming and shambling at him and he just FREAKS the fuck out and starts screaming uncontrollably, she eventually just fucks off and he drives up to her again and she starts running at his car and he starts screaming and drives away.

Shit fucking scares me, I just turned on my light and I can't stop looking behind me, his screams make it legit for me, nobody can sound THAT terrified during a hoax video.

The woman shrieks and I really got chills and I don't often from movies or television.

>millions of acres of forest cleared in North America over hundreds of years
>no tissue, bones, live specimens, hair or any other direct physical evidence ever found (inb4 indirect crap like footprints and bigfoot calls).

Only incredibly stupid people believe that Bigfoot exists. Same old really.

it's the hair and asymmetry and hunched over hobbling. it's creepy as shit. horrible video quality helps too.

> a gorilla CAN NOT exist in north america

this is how stupid you sound

Bigfoot are wildmen who dress like animals to scare away people.

They are basically retarded native americans.

>>millions of acres of forest cleared in North America over hundreds of years
Thats why the logging companies are trying to cover it up and its slowly going extinct. Fuck you sheep.

Who are all 6+ feet tall?

There is a restaurant in my town that has supposedly been haunted for decades. The building is 2 stories tall. The first floor is for dining and the second is for storage. There are multiple windows on the second floor that can be seen from the road. One night about 10 years ago I was in the back of someone's car and we drove by the restaurant. As we did, I saw a woman standing in one of the second floor windows.

Yep. To be specific, it was the typical "White Lady" sort of ghost. Long black hair, white outfit covering her entire body, that kinda thing. It was too dark to make out her face, but I do remember that bitch's head turning as we drove past.

>millions of acres of forest cleared in
Nigger have you been to a logging claim or camp? They clear the trees the ground stays intact. And it's not unimaginable for no bodies to be found building towns they live in deep ass jungle woods.

In Borneo they are logging the fuck out of the rainforests. Time and time again, sick and dying Orangutans are found in the cleared remains of the rainforests.

If bigfoot existed you would expect at least some survivors of logging to be found as their habitat diminishes, roaming the wasteland that was once their home. Sure some would escape into more forest, but not all.

I would also expect them to venture into human towns and villages to take food from trash, easy food source and given that humans eat everything there would be something to lure out a bigfoot, be it meat or vegetables. Yet doesn't happen ever.

>>The most of the more is the true mystery.
what does this mean?

It's effective, but the tacked on "police" thing seems kind of dumb.

>What if people ask why we were driving around late at night with a camera pointed outside our car?
>We'll say it was a police car! Then people will think we were on patrol and it was like a dashcam or something

You encountered Gaz, the mythical Patriarch of the Bogans

They're not animals, they're human. They have language. They've been avoiding homo sapiens for literally thousands of years and they're not going to just start acting like retards now.

nice fanfiction you've built up