Why don't you have a seat, a drink and tell me why you're sad user?

why don't you have a seat, a drink and tell me why you're sad user?

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I got on Sup Forums to laugh and all that's happened is my paintings folder is filled to the brim with surrealist artwork and weird copypasta .rtfs

sometimes life does not go as expected... what else is up in yours? are you happy?

I love Ally more than I describe and I act like a spastic around her, but otherwise, yeah. How about you OP?

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I'm suprisingly fine, got my degree, have a new gf... sometimes my ex hits me hard in the feels, but i manage...
tonight i took a night off and thought i'd tend to anons with problems...

is ally your gf or someone you have a crush on?

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why's noone in this thread? a few years ago we had several every weekend night

i'll just keep dumping until mod deletes

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That's good to here. She's just a crush, but we're pretty close. We're bandmates. We play massive Korgs together.

Pic related. It's a 37 key analog modeling synth. We pair well together, I think.

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whats a korg?
and that doesnt sound too bad... mad e amove on her?

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It's a brand of synth. Haven't made a move since we dated briefly in high school, but we'll be practicing at her house all next week so there's that.

Sup Forums really is filled to the max w drugs and dicks and dicks on girls and whatnot... it used to be better when i was young

only the two of you or are there other members? w others around doesnt sound like a good setting... how did the highschool romance end?

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She started and ended the relationship. It just sort of happened. I wasn't phased. Years later, I probably should have done more. There are no other members, we're just a duo.

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that has potential
tell me about her and how she behaves... if youre spaghettying and shes still there, might be there is some connection beyond the band

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I don't sperg out when we're playing, but holding a conversation is really difficult. We're pretty good at improvising and playing cool shit, and she seems really into it, I'm just scared she secretly resents me.

Also that comic was good, saved it.

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well, as a wise man once said "a womans hate is not the opposite of her love, her indifference is"
anyhow, you two have a band together, just the two of you, sounds good to me... how close are you in general? do you talk personal stuff?

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We don't really have any other friends, but at the same time, we never get too personal in our convos. I don't know if that's better or worse. When we do talk, it's usually just about music and ideas.

no other friends? so the two of you only have yourselfes? and maybe shes as autistic as you, have you tried changing the convo to sth personal once in a while? sth innocent to start with

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Yeah, but we live in a really rural town with a population of like 300. We take walks and shit, but the conversation never extends past "do you think that looks good for an album cover?" And we see each other almost every day. Maybe she is as much an autist as I am.

come on man, get your shit together, album covers my ass, ask her for a date

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You're right op. I gotta stop being a spergy, this week I'll do something. Thanks for hearing me out.

first truly sad one

27
no job
no sister
i'm not even sad anymore.

np, user, wish you luck
have a rare pic in advance for the effort

im blindposting

"no sister" thats specific user
how come you dont have a job?

That's very generous of you. I'll use it right away
>no sister
wut

just poured the second pint of my 6 € bottle of wine... what a fancy depression that is this evening

I dont have a hat for my penis :(

All the ylyl threads are dead, no laugh, no lose, always win, not fun, much sad.

make one, you're a man, act like it

quality dropped since the banana meme, no idea who ever visits these threads... have a seat user, what's up?

posting sad music now:
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Make one out of what? Aluminum foil is too scratchy

want to work and settle abroad, but got baited and fucked over by a company.
almost everywhere the requirement is 3-5 years of fucking practice.
i'm unable to love girls whom i first don't accept as little sister.

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human skin would be appropriate i think

a) whats your profession? theres always a way, becoma shepperd or a hitman
and b) thats mildly disturbing, not for Sup Forumsstandards, but i havent been here for some time tbh

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I'm struggling to break some bad habits related to my work ethic. I was told I was exceptional for so long that, once I was with the other exceptionals, I felt slow and weak. I believed I had to be best of the best because for so long that's what I was told I was. Its not easy to accept that you're allowed to be average when everyone tells you that you're above average.

Look, user, I need to tell you something because I don't know if I'll ever see you again.

I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in porno magazine or whatever crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it. Of being wanted. Because the woman who was forced to raise me would look at me every day like she hoped I would disappear. The closest I got to feeling wanted was from a girl who would make me go through her jons’ pockets while they screwed. If I collected more than a dollar, she’d buy me a Hershey bar. And I would eat it–alone–in my room, with great ceremony, feeling like a normal kid. It said “sweet” on the packet. It was the only sweet thing in my life.

a) joiner
b) yeah it's weird can't be helped

Where am i gonna get that?

Damn. Someone call Hollywood.

tor obv, or a homeless guy for a beer? gee user

dont rly get the reference, sorry user

c'mon mate, you can get work anywhere, like literally anywhere, two friends of mine are joiners and they never were unemployed for long
and, yknow, when i was still going to university i was digging canalisation tunnels to finance my studies, so how about you be the man you want to be and look for jobs to be aspired by your peers?

Fuck you. I thought that sounded familiar. Disregard

oh i know that feel user, just stop being a dick :^) it helped me a lot to be under the working class ppl at my company, like the welders or mechanics, trust me, a lot of them are smart and have viewpoints you will not have thought about yet and most important, hard working men really get you down to earth, you'll just have to endure some banter and you will become a better man, imo at least

yeah gonna do that.

i rly hope youre the joiners guy, not the hat-out-of-human-skin-user... anyhowm best of luck, have another rare pic

>youre the joiners guy
yes.
>hat-out-of-human-skin-user
wtf

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if its not your taste, post your own

A couple years ago I was like any other normal fag, out at parties with friends or really just out in general. The worst 2 fucking years go by depression, bipolar, failed suicide attempts. your all I have now Sup Forums your almost everything, sure I have a nice computer and and shit but in the end I have nothing. i'm here to say thank you for making the last few years bearable. Sometimes I still sit there in the bathroom with the belt around my neck ready to give up, but not everyday not anymore.

penis hat out of human skin:
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i don't have nobody.
how could anybody forget about me?
oyvey! also nice papercut semen fairies.

It's nice to know I'm not solely alone. I'm not out of school yet, but I think actual work will be much better. Most of my classes have an unfortunate tendency towards quantity over quality. They hold grades over your head like an anvil and loosen the knot every time a drop of water escapes the torrent you need to contain. It's brutal but I'm working through it.

what happened? and we're always there for anyone

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how old are you user? theres always time to get your life together... the only thing that cannot be replaced is teenage love... unfortunately... i think its one of the best feelings in this world and almost anyone on Sup Forums was robbed of it...

grades are for sheeps user
i really want to emphasize that, i am in a highly academic field and it feels so good to have contact to working class people, as soon as you start a white collar job, try to get that into your social circle, stops you from becoming an arrogant dick

thx, have one more

I was a fuccking loser back then and I had only 2 real friends.They were my best friends and still they are kinda.

Problem is, one is really popular, handsome and attractive etc. etc. and hanging out with him makes me feel extremely unconfortable because his friends judge me to death. Im not that cool and not so handsome.

My other friend just feels distant.We dont have anything in common anymore.I hate football and he always talks about football.He used to like what I like.When he talks, I listen to it but whenever I start to talk about something, serious or not, he just never listens.

I spent too much time with them that I cannot just break apart from them but I cant hang out with them too.They feel so distant and I will never be able to feel that "close friend" feeling with them or anyone else. I feel so lonely because of that.Girls come and go but you only have 1 or 2 best friends in your life.

What the fuck this just made me laugh so hard

Nothing specifically, my life just began going downhill then I pushed everyone away and hit rock bottom.

It always happens at a point to everyone.If they let you push them, maybe its time to say fuck it and find different people.

too bad being yourself doesn't actually fix anything

I feel that its my fault and I'm to blame, when I get drunk late at night I cry and hurt myself.

i know this feeling.
i've seen the most beautiful girl ever in an italian highway-side restaurant's elevator.
she was literally breath taking standing only a couple feets away before me.
i could only stare then try to stare less noticably.
then i returned to my shitty country and empty life.
27. the joiner.
i've had teenage love. gave me cancer.

ty.

I guess i'll give it a go.
>Be me at 22
>Get decent paying job in oil and gas as a trainee.
>It's boring as fuck and I long to work as a pilot ~ My dream job.
>Save up money over the months, dad helps me with rest.
>Leave decent paying job in oil and gas to study aviation abroad.
>Stressful as fuck, but i pull through. I keep myself motivated with my inevitable career of awesomeness.
>1 year later, I'm a commercial multi-engine pilot.
>Return to country. Apply like mad to local airlines and even the military.
>Optimism at its peak.
>Quickly realize aviation is a highly coveted field
>Very high nepotism as a result. I know no one. I get no job.
>I fight off negative thoughts. Keep applying and networking.
>Oil and gas market starts to plunge due to drop in prices per barrel.
>Can't even get a temp job in my old field because companies are laying off people.
>Friend hooks me up with a girl. We click and start going out.
>She helps take my mind off reality.

holy shit, man, i didnt know anyone except e listened to ghoultown, have a drink on me

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yknow user, i'm quite old for Sup Forums-standards, oftentimes you cant stay friends with your childhood friends, people evolve, you find someone at your workplace that fits better, just always keep your eyes open, there will always be people that can become close friends, if you let them... and yeah, male best friends are rare, maybe they just arent yours if you grew so distant... if you have a brother, try o bond w him, my brother is one of my best friends for example

I hope she doesn't smile ever again lul

I'll try and make sure I'm the collie and not the sheep Sup Forumsrother. I can't describe how valuable that little glimmer of hope I get from these threads is.

well, my teenage love broke my heart and pushed me down the way to cynicism (OP btw), not everyones blessed w untainted teenage love unfortunately... but it made me a better man i hope

a girl, a family and happyness is more important than a big paycheck man, as long as you can feed your family and make them happy, fuck everyone else

song matches the teenage love theme, feels unrelated:
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I was supposed to be starting my new job this week. You know some turn your life around shit. My buddy works there and we were going to work out everyday. I was going to finally get a real job, lose weight, be able to afford living in this expensive shithole we call Virginia. But they're taking an unusually long time to clear me for access because the place I will be working is on base. If I don't get this job I might not be able to afford college. In other words I'm soon to be fucked. If I'm lucky this was just a weird quark. If not I might have to drop out of college while I work at mc donalds so I can afford to eventually have a shit Career I don't even really want.

I've been dating a bipolar girl and she's fucking up my life.

I'm pretty sure she's been sleeping around on me, and I need to cut if off. Problem is (surprise surprise), the pussy is amazing.

>untainted teenage love
that thing even fucking exists?!

I let my autism define me to a extent that it has become a excuse for everything. Why can't I just be normal? I wanna go out and have a drink, but then the noise of the people around me gets stuck in my head and gives me a headache. I don't even have a good computer so the only game I can play is League and I'm bad so the game is just frustrating when I lose. The people around me call me self-destructive because when I get angry I tend to throw things I cherish, I need my phone for music and I can't even count the times I've thrown my phone at the wall for silly reasons. Why can't I just be a normal person?

Sorry, I'm sad for many reasons.

I mean, I've become 18 recently and all the people that wanna ''help'' me talk about is getting me a job, I can't stand the noise, the distraction and the repetitive behavior yet all I do is roam Sup Forums and play League & watch Youtube videos all day. I can't live in this society and I have suicidal thoughts but I know what it's like to have someone kill themselves, the girl I was in love with killed herself and the pain it gave me was close to unbearable, I don't wanna do that to my mom and sibling, life already is rough on them. My autism isn't physical, but the pain sure feels physical.
I have an attention seeking disorder so maybe that's why I could write up some of my problems but, I have a feeling this won't help me.

>We start going out. I think I love her.
>She makes the push to become official.
>I'm 23 and unemployed at this point with a girl.
>Could be worse right?
>She helps me apply for other jobs, tries to network with her associates to get me in aviation.
>Father wants me to go back and get more qualifications for aviation
>I don't want to leave her behind. I'm scared to lose her.
>I push through on the home front. Doing 1 year courses with gf to make myself more marketable.
>Apply to other companies in different sectors to at least have an income
>No one accepts because they want 3-5 years experience.
>My references finally get a call from an airline.
>Fucking pumped. This is what I was waiting for.
>I get a call from airline for interview.
>I'm ready.
>2 days prior the interview date I get another call.
>Interview cancelled because they're shuffling the board of director members.
>Say they will keep my resume on file for future hiring.
>That was 2 years ago. I'm 26 now.
>Oil prices are fucked, my country is a oil baby.
>Economy is fucked and no one wants to hire.
>Can see looks of disappointment from my family, my dad, and even my girlfriend.

had a one night stand w/ a co-worker. caught feels for her. she's not leaving her bf for me. have to see her everyday.

theres other magic pussy around... have you ever wonderd why EVERYONE says "dont stick your dick in crazy"? because its a FUCKING STUPID IDEA YOU CUNT

yeah, some of my friends had it... i heard... man, let me have some idealism left

trades man, how about tha? im not rly sure about your american system, but in krautistan you get paid for an apprenticeship in the trades

that bi-polar pussy is amazing. it's worth it.

Maybe there is other magic pussy around.. I've found plenty of great puss, but not like this.

Watching America tear itself apart so easily after all these years. I blame 140 character limits.

You get it. Gotta keep the shit at arms length though.

Gotta know when to get out.

That sounds like me a couple of years ago and I'm 'normal'.

>yeah, some of my friends had it... i heard... man, let me have some idealism left

k. just wondering because not even any of my highschool friends had it.

How though? I've seriously been thinking for so long, I can't just ''fit in'' I have to try my best, growing up without a father has me thinking about silly things like; the way I sit, I don't wanna sit with my legs crossed 'cause that's less masculine etc, stupid shit like that fills my head up with dumb ideas and thoughts that it's just impossible for me to focus.