What the fuck happened to this guy?

What the fuck happened to this guy?

John Carter of Mars

Battleship

Hollywood puting whiteman on pedestal.

White mans guilt and duty

Just like Tarzan.

He awoken my husbando desires in True Detective

He has a Monkey's Paw for an agent. Star in blockbuster movies, but everybody fucking hates them and thinks you're shit. But then he was great in True Detective, so go figure.

He went gay for pay

The Normal Heart, TD season 2

>be actor
>make shit movie
>make monstrous flop
>make horrible sequel to a well-liked tv show
>be equally shit throughout
>fall off the face of the planet
Seems appropriate.

What are you talking about, he's the Winter Soldier

>tfw liked the movie

John Carter of Mars will be seen in twenty years as the Conan the Barbarian of this generation

He's Canadian, they're naturally poor actors that don't get work.

Shit marketing will kill you

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Brian...

it was stupid as shit, but it was fun

Top marks for not trying, then.

what the fuck are you talking about

About how kind of them to bless us with their effortlessness.

he bit the hand that feed him

Gay cop was a bro. RIP.

String of bad projects. Same fate as Armie Hammer, many others.

i really wish they would re-cast him as gambit

>this guy will never play Gambit starring in his own movie

This pretty much, everything he's in (even though i think he's quite good and a ryan reynolds type who's not got that one film yet that does it for him) has been a flop.

He's way above the likes of sam worthington who struck lucky at least once.

John Carter and Battleship. He's poison in the eyes of Hollywood.

So then he tried to make a comeback in Pizza's Wild Ride.

His agent is retarded, pretty much.

I think everyone that actually saw the movie says they liked it. I've never seen it.

Tom Brady

td s2 wasn't his fault at all, how can anyone make that statement.

he could have gone to college on a scholarship but he's an insecure alcoholic so he dropped out and then went to jail

I unironically enjoyed John Carter.

It didn't need that big a budget desu

That budget was an obvious money laundering/grafting scheme, the special effects werent even that amazing

even mediocre cgi costs a ton of money.they fucked up and were clearly trying to make a star wars out of this old as fuck property. then they bought star wars lel.

God Warrior desu senpai

He was put in movies that were destined to fail no matter what.
Never given a fair chance to be a Hollywood star.

best character of the best tv series ever though

Can you read? Nobody made that statement. He was part in a bad sequel as well as bad on it.

Dude is just a bad actor.