Walk into grocery store

>Walk into grocery store
>See this
What do you do?

say
wellie wellie wellie wellie well

Think why the fuck the grocery store has weeb art on the walls.

Notice unique tradedress for a grocery store

Shit in my hands and clap.

>Walk out of grocery store

Fuck I'm almost original

die

Turn around 360 degrees and run

turn 360 degrees and run

disarm the ruffian using my perfected blade techniques. he didn't have a chance, heh.

Survive by walking at a faster than usual but quite slow pace.

laugh

>Teleport behind him

"Nothing personnel kid"

fap

Danny Phantom OC

I go ghost.

im goin ghost

"Where'd ya get the chin putty kid?"

go about my day, this fucker can't shoot for shit.

Summon my greatest warrior

Stand still because the fucker only hit 3 out of 53 shots. I pretty much have no chance of dying to this fag fucker.

say "this isn't a school"

i aint scared of this nigga

"Sorry, man. I'm demoing my Halloween costume. I'm not actually black."

I'd watch him waste 10 bullets trying to kill himself.

...

Do 360
Walk away

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>dying to a tranny sjw piece of shit
i am terrified by this thought

10/10 best response

Poor Randy Stair will for ever be known as the most pathetic mass shooter in the history of mass shooters. Hes probably getting picked on by Dylan, Eric, and Elliot in hell right now.

Continue shopping. His aim is so bad he's never hit me by the time I had finished.

stand still as he tries to kill me at point black with buckshot because he would miss anyway

Silly user, Elliot is living in heaven. smiting women to hell alongside jesus, driving in his BMW.

tell him his waifu a shit

walk out

Nothing, he fucking sucks at shooting. His name is Randy Stair look up his shooting videos

Turn 540 degrees and walk away

Continue shopping the kid can't hit shit